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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Obviously not the IDF.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
I've never seen that kind of wedding cake before :eyepop:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It's like a reverse November Rain dress

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/1487056005997416457

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

If u need 2 hard, HARD!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




If u hard work play ok

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
All work and no play makes Jack hard

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


https://twitter.com/staceynightmare/status/1487538065975488524?s=21

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019



Do your chain hang low?
Do it wobble to the flo'?
Do it shine in the light?
Is it platinum, is it gold?
Could you through it over your shoulder?
If ya hot, it'd make ya cold? (Oh)
Do your chain (Oh) hang (Oh) low?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Are they giving the M&M treatment to life savers now?

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Marcade posted:

Are they giving the M&M treatment to life savers now?

Only having grapefruit lifesavers from now on, then

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Marcade posted:

Are they giving the M&M treatment to life savers now?
It took a while for the conservative crowd to notice that their M&Ms didn't actually have holes, so they called the company and demanded to speak to the manager.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

It took a while for the conservative crowd to notice that their M&Ms didn't actually have holes,

Is that why they call him "Tucker"?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Onion Schwing!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Coomin’ Onion

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Funyun onion.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
drat, now I really want some fuckin onion rings (no homo).

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

So, the cat just passes out whenever it gets an erection.

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Maaaaahm! Kitty's being a dildo!

Luxrage
Jan 2, 2017

I have no idea what I'm doing!

A PSA for those who love their reading a bit too much :ck5:



I had to look it up and verify it's real and sure enough it's in the library of congress

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
I'm assuming that is actually supposed to say "Gum up a book", but they stylised the G too much.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Luxrage posted:

A PSA for those who love their reading a bit too much :ck5:



I had to look it up and verify it's real and sure enough it's in the library of congress

Jesus lol

Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 03:57 on Feb 2, 2022

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Luxrage posted:

A PSA for those who love their reading a bit too much :ck5:



I had to look it up and verify it's real and sure enough it's in the library of congress

Couldn't be helped, that was some sexy rear end typeface.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



This is actually an extremely unsafe workplace

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

3/10 for at least an attempt at a flared base but i can guarantee someone has had to pull that out of an anus before.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ribena for his pleasure.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yoink!

freeedr posted:




Every balloon animal I make out of this turns into a mammal

It seemed nude to me? I mean new to me

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/lacroixcommie/status/1489074393359605760

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


HenryJLittlefinger posted:

This is actually an extremely unsafe workplace

Tittie's like that ain't unsafe

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

https://twitter.com/makef8/status/1489569618071064581?t=3Cp8Q_ke9EJ0osYw6QZ-qg&s=19

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
That thing has quite the bad case of hirsutoid papillomas (NWS) (Wikipedia, medical closeup picture of penis, and no it's not oozing/festering, they're painless/non-harmful).

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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZbLQKdoG1w/?utm_medium=copy_link

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