cyberpunk 2022: a carjacking in progress

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Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

do kids today even steal poo poo off the internet

surveying all the kids in yospos: yes 100% of them do, and post about it constantly.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 15:22

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:22

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

I know there were Twitter threads of millennials explaining to gen Z how torrents work but I am sure they pick up fast enough

# ? Feb 4, 2022 15:36

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

lol re: internet filez - I saw an ad on a Tumblr for an old horny-game from 1995 and decided to see if I could track it down; not on Archive.org, not on the english web, after reading autotranslated .Ru sites and goog-cache deleted reddit threads about opendirectories I found a Russian FTP server with good creds that had files on from 1994 onwards, and after some directory diving, success :cool:

I could have hit the server with a GUI FTP Client but I used cmd FTP for max nostalgia. Fired the exe up in a dosBOX Win3.1 Vmachine, challenge completed!

Of course the game was barely-playable trash, but its more about the journey etc.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 16:09

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol re: internet filez - I saw an ad on a Tumblr for an old horny-game from 1995 and decided to see if I could track it down; not on Archive.org, not on the english web, after reading autotranslated .Ru sites and goog-cache deleted reddit threads about opendirectories I found a Russian FTP server with good creds that had files on from 1994 onwards, and after some directory diving, success I could have hit the server with a GUI FTP Client but I used cmd FTP for max nostalgia. Fired the exe up in a dosBOX Win3.1 Vmachine, challenge completed!

Of course the game was barely-playable trash, but its more about the journey etc.

xarasho i spasiba tovarich

# ? Feb 4, 2022 16:15

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

sexgames on c64 was some wild poo poo for 12 yr old me

e: it wasnt even a game, but like a couple 2sec 320x200 b/w loops of 80s porn piv closeups

# ? Feb 4, 2022 16:39

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

I remember as a kid being fascinated by the sheep that runs around the windows 3.1 desktop, and then a friend suggested a better exe toy to play with in his floppy drive. it turned out to be sex tetris lmao

# ? Feb 4, 2022 16:43

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

nothing wrong about playing with an exe toy in your friends floppy drive

e: obvs age/consent etc, but otherwise go hog wild imo

# ? Feb 4, 2022 17:21

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

some friends got busted in junior high for spreading around the French postcards program for the Apple ][

# ? Feb 4, 2022 17:59

Crazy Achmed: Mar 13, 2001

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol re: internet filez - I saw an ad on a Tumblr for an old horny-game from 1995 and decided to see if I could track it down; not on Archive.org, not on the english web, after reading autotranslated .Ru sites and goog-cache deleted reddit threads about opendirectories I found a Russian FTP server with good creds that had files on from 1994 onwards, and after some directory diving, success I could have hit the server with a GUI FTP Client but I used cmd FTP for max nostalgia. Fired the exe up in a dosBOX Win3.1 Vmachine, challenge completed!

Of course the game was barely-playable trash, but its more about the journey etc.

well go on then, what was the game

# ? Feb 4, 2022 20:16

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

stupid sexy sierra on-line

# ? Feb 4, 2022 20:28

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Crazy Achmed posted:

well go on then, what was the game

There are 640x480 screenshots of a mildly NWS nature here:

https://rawg.io/games/virtual-victor

( Victors Intense Vocal Simulator is a guy with a down-modulated robot voice saying PLAY WITH MY BALLS etc )

if you have a Win3.1 or Win95 Vmachine and really want to see:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/sva57yxtpsklhgx/vvictor.zip?dl=0

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Feb 4, 2022

# ? Feb 4, 2022 20:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

huh.

why did you tell us what the game was?

# ? Feb 4, 2022 20:47

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol re: internet filez - I saw an ad on a Tumblr for an old horny-game from 1995 and decided to see if I could track it down; not on Archive.org, not on the english web, after reading autotranslated .Ru sites and goog-cache deleted reddit threads about opendirectories I found a Russian FTP server with good creds that had files on from 1994 onwards, and after some directory diving, success I could have hit the server with a GUI FTP Client but I used cmd FTP for max nostalgia. Fired the exe up in a dosBOX Win3.1 Vmachine, challenge completed!

Of course the game was barely-playable trash, but its more about the journey etc.

put it on archive.org, along with whatever other weird poo poo you manage to download off of it. who knows how long that ftp server will be around

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

surveying all the kids in yospos: yes 100% of them do, and post about it constantly.

#DIV/0!

# ? Feb 4, 2022 21:20

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

NoneMoreNegative posted:

me when im out lookin for hot babes to orgasm / talk / views with

# ? Feb 4, 2022 21:42

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

e: desperately hitting ＰＯＷＥＲＳＥＸ button

# ? Feb 4, 2022 21:42

Truman Peyote: Oct 11, 2006

Carthag Tuek posted:

e: desperately hitting ＰＯＷＥＲＳＥＸ button

i think people call that bdsm now

# ? Feb 4, 2022 21:50

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Truman Peyote posted:

i think people call that bdsm now

ok thx but i put a dymo label on it but it still doesnt work

# ? Feb 4, 2022 22:00

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

check the power sexing fluid

# ? Feb 5, 2022 00:10

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

oh god its spraying everywhere why would you tell me to unplug the power sexing pipeline ffjllfh wow this is

# ? Feb 5, 2022 00:29

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Carthag Tuek posted:

me when im out lookin for hot babes to orgasm / talk / views with

"i'm just so tired of all these base wars"

# ? Feb 5, 2022 00:57

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Carthag Tuek posted:

oh god its spraying everywhere why would you tell me to unplug the power sexing pipeline ffjllfh wow this is

"you have entered POWER SEX

now press 6 9 6 to thrust"

# ? Feb 5, 2022 16:14

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Carthag Tuek posted:

me when im out lookin for hot babes to orgasm / talk / views with

wait are you playing as the guy from Eliminators or are you trying to gently caress the guy from Eliminators?

# ? Feb 6, 2022 01:12

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Alan Smithee posted:

wait are you playing as the guy from Eliminators or are you trying to gently caress the guy from Eliminators?

first one, then the other

# ? Feb 6, 2022 01:21

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

first one, then -

FMguru posted:

first one, then the other

goddammit

# ? Feb 6, 2022 01:22

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

https://twitter.com/maxwellstrachan/status/1489595959197712394

# ? Feb 6, 2022 02:20

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

# ? Feb 6, 2022 04:14

dougdrums: Feb 25, 2005; CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

Chris Knight posted:

https://twitter.com/eve6/status/1489233695416336386

I don�t think that�s even what they titled it which makes this even funnier.

Milo and POTUS posted:

do kids today even steal poo poo off the internet

Certainly not eve 6 lmao

# ? Feb 6, 2022 18:16

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

dougdrums posted:

I don�t think that�s even what they titled it which makes this even funnier.

Certainly not eve 6 lmao

the song is called "inside out"

# ? Feb 6, 2022 19:26

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Some impressive-for-the-era CGI human rendering in this whole-body-scanning scene from LOOKER (1981)

(Mildly NWS for intermittent boob)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd58teG47EU

Anyone seen this, is it worth hunting out?

# ? Feb 7, 2022 01:00

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Some impressive-for-the-era CGI human rendering in this whole-body-scanning scene from LOOKER (1981)

(Mildly NWS for intermittent boob)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd58teG47EU

Anyone seen this, is it worth hunting out?

directed by michael crichton? worth it for the novelty.

# ? Feb 7, 2022 01:13

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Some impressive-for-the-era CGI human rendering in this whole-body-scanning scene from LOOKER (1981)

(Mildly NWS for intermittent boob)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd58teG47EU

Anyone seen this, is it worth hunting out?

yeah, it's a fun little detective movie that takes a weird swerve when it gets to the crichton science

# ? Feb 7, 2022 03:04