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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Good God that's some sad beef. No one should have to relive that.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I went to look and to be fair, that's a hell of a bent dick.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
This is HR Giger we're talking about, it's going to look NSFW regardless of what it is.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Tombot posted:

This is HR Giger we're talking about, it's going to look NSFW regardless of what it is.

Even if it looked fine having a Xenomorph in the office is probably unsafe.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mmm, rear end cream

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Tombot posted:

This is HR Giger we're talking about, it's going to look NSFW regardless of what it is.

Occasionally he dropped all pretention of trying to make dicks look like something else:

:nms: :nws: Penis Landscape/Dead Kennedys poster :nws: :nms:

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

monolithburger posted:

Penis Landscape

And a hole lot more.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Pee is stored in the walls

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
I don't know, (cartoon) man, the first thought that came to mind was: One is looking like a hot little hole and the other is a fruit.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
flesh fleshlight

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

please stop David Cronenberg from designing adult toys

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

axolotl farmer posted:

please stop David Cronenberg from designing adult toys

Long live the new fleshlight

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Rust Martialis posted:

Long live the new fleshlight

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

It's upside down.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Whoa, a roastie fleshlight

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Rust Martialis posted:

Long live the new fleshlight

gamey
May 17, 2009

Look at that dick head's balls.

That's the joke, isn't it?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Rust Martialis posted:

Long live the new fleshlight

:v:

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Saw it when it came out, creepy as gently caress

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The penis cactus from before blew its load:

https://i.imgur.com/4gkETfN.mp4

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

it pairs well with turdicken

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Whooping Crabs posted:

it pairs well with turdicken

Turdickin

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

:discourse:

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

I'd say that whoever created this really put the flesh in Fleshlight, but then again you could say that about a lot of people

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://twitter.com/Crinoidea_hk/status/1499146014363566082

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://i.imgur.com/HdqgEis.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/HdqgEis.mp4

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Morty?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

like sleeve of wizard

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020


I just see a face. I don't know what you pervs are seeing

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

rain dogs posted:

I just see a face. I don't know what you pervs are seeing

Lurking Haro has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Mar 3, 2022

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

I watched the poo poo out of Plasmo on the ABC after school.

Coredor hits a bit differently now though.......

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PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

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