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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Shageletic posted:

I'm doing my requisite rewatch of Seinfeld on Netflix, and I'd have to say Season 7 is an escalation of what came before. Seaons 1-6, Seinfeld and everyone else are recognizable 30 something assholes, that politely try to not look like assholes. Like everyone is in real life. But I dunno, they turn so horrible even in the premiere (George breaking up with somebody over being beat at a chess game, Elaine kidnapping a dog, Jerry...I guess giving on any pretence on change), that they became unrelatable imho

look at this perfectly normal well adjusted guy over here

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MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Vietnamwees posted:

Whats the difference!? YOU'RE THEIR ALL TIME BEST SELLER!

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with YOUR WIFE!

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

Sash! posted:

look at this perfectly normal well adjusted guy over here
Because of society, right?

Riven
Apr 22, 2002

MightyJoe36 posted:

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with YOUR WIFE!

…his wife is in a coma.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Who knew it was possible to come out of a coma?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Bird in a Blender posted:

Who knew it was possible to come out of a coma?

I didn't know it was possible not to know that.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

I didn't know it was possible not to know that.

I have no medical evidence to back me up but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps... from above.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You saved my life, MightyJoe36. You quoting my post is what inspired me to get better. I'll never forget what you did for me.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

I have no medical evidence to back me up but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps... from above.

Pulls something out of my jacket pocket

Mint?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
They're very refreshing!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Wait, Potee is getting better? Now that post I bought is not going to be worth anything.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

MightyJoe36 posted:

Wait, Potee is getting better? Now that post I bought is not going to be worth anything.

I told you: the market fluctuates.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Chapter one. In order to manage risk we must first understand risk.

How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Bird in a Blender posted:

Chapter one. In order to manage risk we must first understand risk.

How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky?

I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Chili, but they all stink!

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

potee posted:

I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Chili, but they all stink!
Step off.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Chili, but they all stink!

Sorry, climbers keepers.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

What do you say you scale some rock with me and potee?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Bird in a Blender posted:

What do you say you scale some rock with me and potee?

Alright, I gotta go home and get changed before the game. I'll be back. We'll make out.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
NOT BLOODY LOIKLEY

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
I woke up in the Hudson river IN A SACK!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


So do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant sack?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Potee, good manners are the glue of society!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Sash! posted:

So do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant sack?

You can stuff your sorries in a sack!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

Potee, good manners are the glue of society!

Thanks for mutton. :rolleyes:

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Ginette Reno posted:

You can stuff your sorries in a sack!

So d'you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Bird in a Blender posted:

So d'you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?

It would be costly, difficult, and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
The pig says "My wife is a slut!?"

Now THAT'S a complaint!

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
My wife has an inner ear in... fection :monocle:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Don't dismiss.... You're very quick to dismiss

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

Don't dismiss.... You're very quick to dismiss

I think what you're about to go through is punishment enough.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

It's like Hitler's last days in here!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

I think what you're about to go through is punishment enough.

No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You know, I've faked it.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami...

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and potee, we're gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
seinfield thinks hes so smart but he gains 8 pounds from eating ice cream all the time and acts confused why

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/1508468452083703808


his wife's in an entanglement

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Why does everything with you have to be so "joke-y?"

I'm a comedian

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

Why does everything with you have to be so "joke-y?"

I'm a comedian

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