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Facebook Aunt posted:Have wesley play D&D the way the senior staff used to play poker, but don't script it. You can't have 'a fair dice." You can have fair dice, or a fair die. But never a fair dice. It's me, I'm the nerd that deserves to be stuffed in a locker. Edit: Especially with this terrible snipe. Goddamnit. I'm just going to add some Trek Memes and hope I didn't pilfer them from this thread.   
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Page 2161! Happy Federation Day, everyone!  Deuces, sixes, and aces are officially wild until the end of the page.
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Powered Descent posted:Page 2161! Happy Federation Day, everyone!  edit: https://twitter.com/SpearhafocA/status/1505783740819202051
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Mar 26, 2022 05:19
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Powered Descent posted:Page 2161! Happy Federation Day, everyone! Admiral Archer’s speech to the Federation still brings a tear to my eye: Archer: *inhales* WRITTEN BY RICK BERMAN AND BRANNON BRAGA
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Facebook Aunt posted:Have wesley play D&D the way the senior staff used to play poker, but don't script it. Hasn't it also played out that in games where a natural one is good he hits twenties instead? I swear he made that claim somewhere while people laughed at his latest nat 1.
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Bring Will Weaton on but not as Wesley but as a kind of space pimp dressed in a Zoot suit and capitaining a kind of space party boat and covered in bling. Like outrageous Okona/ meets Harry Mud / meets Jabba the hut or something. And Will Weaton just acts like an rear end in a top hat the whole time. He dies a gory ultraviolent nu trek death. Just put that in one of the treks. Doesn't matter which.
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Mar 26, 2022 13:24
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Prurient Squid posted:Bring Will Weaton on but not as Wesley but as a kind of space pimp dressed in a Zoot suit and capitaining a kind of space party boat and covered in bling. Pimp suits and gory deaths were done in season one of Picard. This would've been way better.
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Mar 26, 2022 13:58
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While they're in the dark timeline they find Wesley, but he's played by the hunky actor that Wesley was supposed to grow up into in that one Q episode. Make him super successful, in line to be the next leader of the confederation. Then when they go back to the regular timeline they find Wil Wheaton Wesley, and all he does all day is play tabletop games in the holodeck with Einstein and Marie Curie and Ashley Judd.
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Trast posted:Hasn't it also played out that in games where a natural one is good he hits twenties instead? I swear he made that claim somewhere while people laughed at his latest nat 1. That's what I've heard, yeah. He doesn't roll low, he rolls badly. LOL.
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killer crane posted:While they're in the dark timeline they find Wesley, but he's played by the hunky actor that Wesley was supposed to grow up into in that one Q episode. Make him super successful, in line to be the next leader of the confederation. Then when they go back to the regular timeline they find Wil Wheaton Wesley, and all he does all day is play tabletop games in the holodeck with Einstein and Marie Curie and Ashley Judd. Make it a real Ace Rimmer situation, perfect.
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Pakled voice: "I'm going to vote Trump. He's going to make America strong. He's going to make America great." fun to say in general chat in 2016 in STO. not so fun now 
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Mar 26, 2022 17:21
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Pakled voice my wife
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Mar 26, 2022 18:16
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The Pakled appoint the greatest strategist the Federation has every known, Wesley Crusher, neatly purloined from the Starfleet officer corps to lead them in their new efforts at galactic supremecy.
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Mar 26, 2022 18:18
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Lol that in Klingon culture if you have sex with someone you have to get married and of course Worf is like "Our Traditions". Worfs such a goofy dude and bad dad.
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Mar 27, 2022 03:55
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"Klingons do NOT laugh." *Every other Klingon spends 100% of their screen time laughing*
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Mar 27, 2022 04:22
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Watching the episode where quark pipes grilka and worf is pissed about it. It’s a classic
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Mar 27, 2022 04:47
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Quark is a way better Klingon than Worf.
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Mar 27, 2022 05:28
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Klingons do NOT like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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Is it a rain of blood or arrows, though? They might be fond of those.
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External Organs posted:Quark is a way better Klingon than Worf. Quark’s a good Klingon until he needs to hit something. Worf’s a good Klingon until he needs to do something besides hit something. We all know who the best non-Klingon Klingon is though - Neelix. the best actual Klingon is Martok
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God that Klingon episode of Voyager pisses me off because Neelix honestly owns in it. They could have done so much clever stuff with his "ships ambassador" position but as usual they squandered anything fun
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Mar 27, 2022 09:42
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I absolutely love the look he gives Tuvok after destroying his quarters with sexytimes.
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Lmao season 5 episode, Worf fails to vacation This episode is hilarious, Dax has the patience of a space saint
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Mar 27, 2022 21:52
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Shinjobi posted:Lmao season 5 episode, Worf fails to vacation "We have much to discuss" --Guy who really has roughly three minutes worth of stuff to discuss, if that
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"I killed a kid when I was young and now I'm scared of destroying everything" "lmao okay buddy"
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Worf sucks, it owns
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Buckley, his mouths open.
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Shinjobi posted:Worf sucks, it owns
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Mar 27, 2022 23:45
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My favorite episode is when O'Brien projectile vomits towards the transporter after drinking too much Saurian Brandy after an argument with Keiko and he can't stop the transportation sequence in time as Worf is being transported so Worf comes out on the other side as Borf
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:My favorite episode is when O'Brien projectile vomits towards the transporter after drinking too much Saurian Brandy after an argument with Keiko and he can't stop the transportation sequence in time as Worf is being transported so Worf comes out on the other side as Borf a difference without distinction
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:My favorite episode is when O'Brien projectile vomits towards the transporter after drinking too much Saurian Brandy after an argument with Keiko and he can't stop the transportation sequence in time as Worf is being transported so Worf comes out on the other side as Borf If Borf can hurl acid it's a win win. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV9lzsV_k6M&t=9s
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Hollismason posted:I just watched DS9 I and am now back to TNG <Starfleet Academy> Question #1: A friend of yours is accused of sexual assault. . . <Application Denied>
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Blistex posted:<Starfleet Academy>  seriously Wil Wheaton can eat poo poo
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Automatic Slim posted:If Borf can hurl acid it's a win win. The throwaway line later of "Dr Crusher's having her face reconstructed" later really turns that bit of  up to 11.
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Just lay down under the transporter
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47 pieces is the minimum!
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Quark, what would you do with a million bars of gold pressed platinum?
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