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hey, remember when facebook went down for a day last years? high point of 2021. hope we see more of it
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:hey, remember when facebook went down for a day last years? high point of 2021. hope we see more of it that was p lol
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FMguru posted:was that went their servers went down and no one could get into the data centers to reboot the servers because the access control database was also on a server in their data center and none of their badges worked?
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Progressive JPEG posted:degauss fun tech poo poo u just remembered bwwooooonngggg
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mystes posted:Wasn't that not actually true? I think the not-true part was that they had to buy an angle grinder to get into the datacenter
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i used styles in word today i can’t recall ever using them before
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mystes posted:Imagine you have a book that has text at multiple indent levels (call them indent level 1, indent level 2, etc.) and you have paragraph styles for each indent level. Imagine you also have a paragraph style that applies a border (ignoring the fact that using paragraph borders sucks in word for various reasons). i didn't actually try to do this yet, but i think you would have to just set up separate styles for the separate styled things. i don't think there's a way to make variable substyles, but i could be wrong. this is where you start to get into very niche things where you might as well use some form of tex or something.
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Mar 30, 2022 03:21
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Captain Foo posted:i used styles in word today they're pretty good, and if you use heading styles you can make a baller table of contents. likewise when you export to pdf, it automatically inserts bookmarks for your headings from the table of contents.
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jesus WEP posted:my girlfriend is a proofreader and copy editor and boy do i hear her complain a lot about people manually bolding and resizing headings and such that faux formatting is absolutely the worst for accessibility, too which (ironically?) office apps come with tools for checking. i've yet to see anyone but people that understand the value of formatting, accessibility, or both use that feature carry on then posted:_____________ mods please make this the default [quote] style name/post combo: i just remembered leo laporte accidentally shared a dick pic when demoing the pictures app on a live stream lol
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mystes posted:Wasn't that not actually true? It's half-right. FB's DNS resolver got all hosed up and stopped publishing BGP updates. This also broke their Active Directory authentication which meant doors, computer access, and even access to FB's internal communication tools. So apparently the SREs were using linkedin and poo poo to message each other. Pushing the BGP update would have been easy to do manually, except nobody could log into the right servers because of the AD issue. Also their VPN was busted because their DNS records all got unpublished from the internet. Nobody could physically get to the right servers because door access was also tied into AD. This was also during COVID times, so employees were all scattered to the four winds and FB's offices were empty. I think it took them awhile to get ahold of somebody who had physical keys to the right server room, and then a while longer to unfuck everything. Poopernickel fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Mar 30, 2022 |
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which techtv guy was it who shattered the poo poo out of (i think) a super tiny early wax cylinder recording with their gorilla grip
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Mr. Nice! posted:they're pretty good, and if you use heading styles you can make a baller table of contents. likewise when you export to pdf, it automatically inserts bookmarks for your headings from the table of contents. Somehow our install at work has PDF bookmarks turned off by default and it's maddening. Just firing 70 page+ technical docs out to customers that are one long section, extremely cool
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as someone who doesn't know a lot about network stuff i'm curious if there is a known good way to mitigate that BGP paradox when you have a large area of network space. hard connections to important servers? guessing it's not a problem that comes up often
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Kitfox88 posted:which techtv guy was it who shattered the poo poo out of (i think) a super tiny early wax cylinder recording with their gorilla grip lol i remember that it was an extremely nervous guest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnsizkVjGm8
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it’s funny but I always feel super bad for that dude. the cadence of ‘oh f… poo poo.’ just packs so much emotions into 2 seconds
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Winty posted:as someone who doesn't know a lot about network stuff i'm curious if there is a known good way to mitigate that BGP paradox when you have a large area of network space. hard connections to important servers? guessing it's not a problem that comes up often I'm not a BGP expert. But if you want to manage a lot of complex connections without error, you need to let computers analyze the network and create the BGP advertisements themselves. Hard coding anything leaves room for mistakes, including conflicting advertisements or incorrect advertisements because someone forgot a manual step somewhere (such as making sure a manually inserted rule is relevant). So what's the next best thing? Getting people to sign off on manual changes or important automatic changes. Write tools that can help detect bad changes. Maybe other procedural controls. But they all pale in comparison to a good disaster plan that actually gets put into practice more often than once in a blue moon. Microsoft once forgot to renew the registration for hotmail.com. Countless services forgot to renew SSL certificates. Evidence of fallen DNS servers manifest in myriad ways. OVH burned half of an entire data center. Domestic terrorists attempted to destroy an AWS AZ. Lightning storms damaged an Azure data center. Disaster prevention is good, but disaster recovery is a must.
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Poopernickel posted:walk up to the club like "what up? I got a big soc" this is criminally underappreciated
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Carthag Tuek posted:word is made from rear end and poo yeah. ms word? more like ms turd!
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remember when you could search some magic words for oreilly bookshelf cdroms that had all the ebooks in them, and find a ton of colleges and businesses accidentally exposing their poo poo online and then get free access to any oreilly book by just surfing ppls libraries that ruled
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lol i do actually, holy poo poo
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For quite a while, you could also get an oreilly ebook for free/cheap if you'd already bought a physical copy from anywhere. The proof they wanted? The ISBN, which is easy to look up for any book.
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Wait people buy those things? I thought the standard method was "find a copy in the office when you clear out some guys desk"
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lo if you don’t collect them weird rear end oreilly animals like Pokémon
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:lo if you don’t collect them weird rear end oreilly animals like Pokémon I ball them weird rear end oreilly animals just like pokemon,
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Cyrix processors
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Volmarias posted:Cyrix processors ahh yeahhh they're gettin some of dat 4k dementia right about now
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Volmarias posted:Cyrix processors transmeta, who i only heard of in the context of linus working there for a while if they were paying him a salary for the publicity then it worked i guess
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Beyond ReTarTed. posted:ahh yeahhh they're gettin some of dat 4k dementia right about now that unlocked via's foray into cpus, for me. a constant stream of low-heat processors for htpcs, or what would become htpcs, with every review praising them for cooling noise and then listing every single task as not-quite-good-enough on them
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Sniep posted:remember when you could search some magic words for oreilly bookshelf cdroms that had all the ebooks in them, and find a ton of colleges and businesses accidentally exposing their poo poo online libraries that had those towers of CDROM drives that you could just map as D: through Q:
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when all the BT Wireplay team fortress classic servers went down because they checked that they had a connection by pinging Microsoft.com because hey, MS will always be online right? BT was an ISP and (at the time) owned and ran the entire UK telecoms network
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Progressive JPEG posted:transmeta, who i only heard of in the context of linus working there for a while I knew it in the context of the sharp mebius line of subcompact notebooks
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:when all the BT Wireplay team fortress classic servers went down because they checked that they had a connection by pinging Microsoft.com because hey, MS will always be online right? I still encounter poo poo that will ping microsoft dot com to check for connectivity including microsoft products!
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"Microsoft.com is a terrible website" --Bill Gates
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https://www.vice.com/en/article/jge377/stanford-smart-toilet-uses-butthole-for-identification
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dot-matrix printers being used at a 12 year old twice name changed local grill & tap
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sb hermit posted:Microsoft once forgot to renew the registration for hotmail.com. Countless services forgot to renew SSL certificates. Evidence of fallen DNS servers manifest in myriad ways. OVH burned half of an entire data center. Domestic terrorists attempted to destroy an AWS AZ. Lightning storms damaged an Azure data center. Truck drivers take out data centers by going into diabetic shock: https://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2007/11/13/truck-crash-knocks-rackspace-offline
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