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Nenonen posted:I was browsing a news site and just as I was closing the tab, the headline "Billioneer Elon Musk is dying" flashed through my eyes. Oh yeah he said that as a response for not having enough followers compared to say Obama or Justin Beiber and that they don't tweet much despite that many followers. Musk is literally the 8th most followed account. The whiniest guy.
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Platystemon posted:“It’s a practical hat”, declares increasingly sunburned man. imagine being a billionaire and not getting that eye mole removed
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Apr 10, 2022 07:09
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Apr 10, 2022 13:38
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1512946176244473863?t=l67_Lr0CU_RYUKleSaB1fQ&s=19 groundbreaking business idea from the world's richest genius, make people pay for a free product
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Apr 10, 2022 13:46
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Cue 10,000 "Official Elon Musk Bitcoin" verified accounts.
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Apr 10, 2022 13:51
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NGL im actually glad that elon bought twitter and plans to get zany w it
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Apr 10, 2022 14:20
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just let people pay $10 to buy someone else a twitter av and become the worlds first trillionaire
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Apr 10, 2022 16:28
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His first suggestion for Twitter is literally to make it worse and allow untold amounts of scamming and misinformation. It’s like his brain can only come up with bad ideas it’s amazing
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Apr 10, 2022 16:30
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i really hope that twitter actually follows some of musk's stupid ideas. it'd be great if the company was destroyed.
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Dr. VooDoo posted:His first suggestion for Twitter is literally to make it worse and allow untold amounts of scamming and misinformation. It’s like his brain can only come up with bad ideas it’s amazing bored people who are terminally online enough to value paying for a twitter membership fee are elon's demographic.
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Apr 10, 2022 16:33
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Dr. VooDoo posted:His first suggestion for Twitter is literally to make it worse and allow untold amounts of scamming and misinformation. It’s like his brain can only come up with bad ideas it’s amazing 
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Apr 10, 2022 16:40
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Dr. VooDoo posted:His first suggestion for Twitter is literally to make it worse and allow untold amounts of scamming and misinformation. It’s like his brain can only come up with bad ideas it’s amazing it really can't be said enough that Elon is genuinely very stupid. Like not normal 'useless piece of poo poo but maybe they know one specific thing like investment returns alright' stupid most rich people are but he's actually just a really dumb person
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Apr 10, 2022 16:44
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Rentseeking a free ("free" minus the data harvesting) service is dumb tech guy thinking 101. But he's right that there are enough terminally online broke brains out there to make it profitable.
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Apr 10, 2022 16:48
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Tesla and SpaceX are stuck with him but I am curious what the discussion in Twitters corporate legal group was. I cannot imagine they want to tolerate a board member openly musing about their business the way Musk will.
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Apr 10, 2022 17:00
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he's so rich that his ideas must be good. if they seem insanely stupid and banal to us then that's just because we aren't on musk's level.
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Apr 10, 2022 17:04
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well, he's the wealthiest man on earth and you presumably are not, so it's hard to argue with results, right? look at telsa. they can barely even build cars, and not very many of them at that, and they're more successful than every other automaker on earth, combined. so who are we to say?
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Apr 10, 2022 17:06
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Crow Buddy posted:Tesla and SpaceX are stuck with him but I am curious what the discussion in Twitters corporate legal group was. I cannot imagine they want to tolerate a board member openly musing about their business the way Musk will. I don't understand why this matters at all though. He's got a 10% share right? Just let him do his dumb poo poo and his fans jerk off about how any day he's gonna fix Twitter and you can ignore him
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Apr 10, 2022 17:06
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sexpig by night posted:I don't understand why this matters at all though. it doesn't, this is a cspam thread
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Apr 10, 2022 17:08
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Elon is turning Twitter into Reddit 3.0, skipping reddit 2.0 because 3s are for Web 3.0. Blockchain archivals stored in a warehouse of cloud servers of his favorite memes in the artic core to keep it “chilled”
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Apr 10, 2022 17:09
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infernal machines posted:it doesn't, this is a cspam thread oh no I mean like how it's being treated in the media. Yea this thread is 100% the right place to post his dumb poo poo and go 'lol lookit this idiot'
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sexpig by night posted:oh no I mean like how it's being treated in the media. oh, right. i guess we'd have to see how the media has treated every other bit of news relating to elon musk. oh my.
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Apr 10, 2022 17:12
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sexpig by night posted:I don't understand why this matters at all though. He's got a 10% share right? Just let him do his dumb poo poo and his fans jerk off about how any day he's gonna fix Twitter and you can ignore him Have to feel pity for the workers of the companies. You have Professor Smart Person with decades of degrees, or a group, that thought of and came up with a new invention or discovery, spending years designing, ironing out quirks, perfecting it, and finally making it a reality, only for a habitually lying man child with an rear end wig on his head jump out and take all the glory for it. I wonder how many of those 'I made this' meme comics float around their internal network.
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Apr 10, 2022 17:15
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sexpig by night posted:I don't understand why this matters at all though. He's got a 10% share right? Just let him do his dumb poo poo and his fans jerk off about how any day he's gonna fix Twitter and you can ignore him They did grant a board seat, and you know eventually he is going to openly muse about share valuations or make comments about rumoured acquisitions which will be illegal. Obviously 
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Apr 10, 2022 17:17
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Crow Buddy posted:They did grant a board seat, and you know eventually he is going to openly muse about share valuations or make comments about rumoured acquisitions which will be illegal. He might be looking to be paid to leave. Like what happened with PayPal.
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Nothus posted:Rentseeking a free ("free" minus the data harvesting) service is dumb tech guy thinking 101. But he's right that there are enough terminally online broke brains out there to make it profitable. twitter blue already exists https://help.twitter.com/en/using-twitter/twitter-blue elon's contribution here is just suggesting you should get a checkmark for it
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Apr 10, 2022 17:56
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Trabisnikof posted:twitter blue already exists https://help.twitter.com/en/using-twitter/twitter-blue quote:An active Twitter Blue subscription gives you access to premium features like Undo Tweet. These features are available anywhere you use the Twitter account you purchased your subscription from. Check your Twitter Blue settings for the most up to date list of what's available on your device, or learn more about all the features available across all platforms at About Twitter Blue features. lol it's just a way to pay to do a special Delete Tweet, can't imagine why it's not popular
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Apr 10, 2022 17:59
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nothing makes a social media or internet site regain its popularity or once dominant position but sure throw paid features out there whatever it’s great that when Musk said twitter is dying because Justin Bieber and T Swizzle no longer tweet and his followers say it’s because they are censoring the Hunter Biden story and banning Trump
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Apr 10, 2022 18:15
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sexpig by night posted:lol it's just a way to pay to do a special Delete Tweet, can't imagine why it's not popular it's not even that exciting, it just prevents the post from being seen by anyone during the window, so if you "undo" it it's the same as never posting it
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500 good dogs posted:it's not even that exciting, it just prevents the post from being seen by anyone during the window, so if you "undo" it it's the same as never posting it for the attention-seeking but undiscerning tweeter concerned about becoming main character of the day
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Apr 10, 2022 18:38
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Paying for a check mark you’d end up with probably hundreds of Elon Musk knock off accounts suddenly with check marks asking people to give them Bitcoin or whatever and his idiot base would bankrupt themselves in a matter of days falling for it over and over 
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“And then when you click Undo Tweet, thugs will go to the home of anyone who ‘dunked on’ or contributed to ‘ratio-ing’ and strike them with crowbars until they agree to delete their roasts and tweet instead that you are cool and handsome. This will be achieved through an app I’m coding called CRWBR that will allow you to hire starving gig workers to commit violent crimes on your behalf, but with an app for insulation from legal liability.” “Mr. Elon, sir, this is the Tesla quarterly earnings presentation.” “I don’t care”
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Apr 10, 2022 19:09
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ok i love elon now
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Apr 10, 2022 19:26
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oh for fucks sake https://twitter.com/aerialrose/status/1513143489181061130
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Musk in a bad mood is going to be an even more fun experience.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooofffffffffff
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lol at treating Orwell like a serious thinker
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i say swears online posted:for the attention-seeking but undiscerning tweeter concerned about becoming main character of the day Yeah, might was well pay rent since you live there
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