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The party bus lands a new job but finds itself in a sticky situation
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# ? Apr 11, 2022 21:14 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:33 |
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We have bang bus at home
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# ? Apr 12, 2022 22:14 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:We have bang bus at home
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# ? Apr 12, 2022 22:16 |
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https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1514749265444278279?s=21&t=wwSdyPKIjI86A3tKT9NnMg
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 00:37 |
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wanna meet that mom
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 00:46 |
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a busjacking in progress
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 00:54 |
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https://gothamist.com/news/this-weapon-detector-is-under-consideration-for-nyc-subways-after-sunset-park-shootingquote:Like other metal detectors, Evolv uses an array of magnetic sensors — 50 in total — to spot when a person is carrying metal. But these sensors are linked to machine-learning algorithms, a type of artificial intelligence, so that the company can not only spot a metallic object, but figure out its density or shape — such as the barrel of a gun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEDTKESQQQc&t=6s haveblue fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Apr 15, 2022 |
# ? Apr 15, 2022 19:10 |
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Lol they couldn’t even get their security cameras to work
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 19:23 |
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it'll somehow turn out that their model has found a way to be racist using only magnetic sensors, which is kinda impressive to be fair
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 19:34 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:it'll somehow turn out that their model has found a way to be racist using only magnetic sensors, which is kinda impressive to be fair not that hard, there's got to be something disproportionately carried by disadvantaged groups it can throw false positives on
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 19:42 |
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I don't think coins are magnetic but who knows what this magic bullshit hits on
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 19:45 |
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https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1514944167318806531?s=20&t=00rUNg6lKUkJ9FhoT4UOeg Yikes
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 21:32 |
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having a database of people who have died so their families can search/get closure is a humane and reasonable thing to do. sending families corpse pictures is obviously not. hopefully what is happening is more the former (with proof provided if requested) than the latter. _allowing_ someone to see their loved one's body is a lot different from forcing them to
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 22:10 |
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I have an email that is very close to someone elses. I live in NZ, this other person lives in texas. To cut a long story short, this texas person has recently bought a second hand tesla and I am honking the horn, flashing the lights, and opening the boot and bonnet. Tech is stupid af
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 22:38 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1514944167318806531?s=20&t=00rUNg6lKUkJ9FhoT4UOeg welp this is pretty hosed up Trompe le Monde posted:I have an email that is very close to someone elses. I live in NZ, this other person lives in texas. To cut a long story short, this texas person has recently bought a second hand tesla and I am honking the horn, flashing the lights, and opening the boot and bonnet. Tech is stupid af this on the other hand is extremely funny in conclusion cyberpunk is a land of contrast
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# ? Apr 15, 2022 22:43 |
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Trompe le Monde posted:I have an email that is very close to someone elses. I live in NZ, this other person lives in texas. To cut a long story short, this texas person has recently bought a second hand tesla and I am honking the horn, flashing the lights, and opening the boot and bonnet. Tech is stupid af lmao
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 00:24 |
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Trompe le Monde posted:I have an email that is very close to someone elses. I live in NZ, this other person lives in texas. To cut a long story short, this texas person has recently bought a second hand tesla and I am honking the horn, flashing the lights, and opening the boot and bonnet. Tech is stupid af it seems like a lot of people think that, because they have friends with their names @gmail.com their email address must be their name @gmail.com. so as someone who got their name @gmail.com when gmail first started i get an insane amount of other people's poo poo. their official US student loans/uni rego poo poo. private work email chains. car rentals. medical records. multiple bank accounts. i email the support link if i can but most of the time the only way to get ahold of customer service especially for US poo poo where the laws are terrible is to log in as them, which i don't want to do. the funniest thing was some woman paypalled me like $100. i refunded, and told the woman hey, you got the wrong person. she replied 'omg thanks so much, what a dumbass giving me the wrong email lol' and then sent it to me again. which i refunded. and then she sent it again. and i refunded it again. i am convinced that most of this is the 'not understanding how email addresses work' theory because i once got someone angrilly emailing me that i hacked their email address because that is their name, and I patiently replied, no friend, that is our name, and I registered first. what really boils my nuts though is someone else has my name.com
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 01:28 |
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chaosbreather posted:it seems like a lot of people think that, because they have friends with their names @gmail.com their email address must be their name @gmail.com. so as someone who got their name @gmail.com when gmail first started i get an insane amount of other people's poo poo. their official US student loans/uni rego poo poo. private work email chains. car rentals. medical records. multiple bank accounts. i email the support link if i can but most of the time the only way to get ahold of customer service especially for US poo poo where the laws are terrible is to log in as them, which i don't want to do. the funniest thing was some woman paypalled me like $100. i refunded, and told the woman hey, you got the wrong person. she replied 'omg thanks so much, what a dumbass giving me the wrong email lol' and then sent it to me again. which i refunded. and then she sent it again. and i refunded it again. its amazing how much of this has changed over my lifetime; in my earliest days as a computery lad you never put your real name anywhere near the internet and now people are routinely getting into slap fights over real name email addresses.
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 01:38 |
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that's why double opt-in should be mandatory for anything. I don't give a gently caress about "friction", if you're gonna use emails for signing up to poo poo, make sure it's reaching the person who requested it. it's fuckin 2022 already. otoh that Tesla story is funny as balls
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 04:05 |
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chaosbreather posted:what really boils my nuts though is someone else has my name.com someone got my vanity domain (without the extension) as their facebook short url name and we're both in a similar field with obviously similar names, so the odds were likely it'd happen and it's partly on me for not bothering to get it sooner. i don't even use facebook for anything but the principle of it annoys me my name.com was registered a long time ago, but i have a common name so i'm not surprised one of us got to it before me
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 04:28 |
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Agile Vector posted:someone got my vanity domain (without the extension) as their facebook short url name and we're both in a similar field with obviously similar names, so the odds were likely it'd happen and it's partly on me for not bothering to get it sooner. i don't even use facebook for anything but the principle of it annoys me same, no way in hell was I getting lastname.com or lastna.me I could probably get lastname.newfangledshittygtld but then every spamhaus blocklist etc will be like "lol recently registered + often-abused gTLD = everyone block this chode's emails"
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 06:18 |
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Midjack posted:its amazing how much of this has changed over my lifetime; in my earliest days as a computery lad you never put your real name anywhere near the internet and now people are routinely getting into slap fights over real name email addresses. It’s unreal too because you would think the curve of idiots who use emails that aren’t theirs would trend downward from the 90s but every John and Jane doe with the email gets used as a community email
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 07:39 |
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https://twitter.com/skeletonics/status/1515284323166920707?s=20&t=hAp1KdwJtqZ-xMkUoUjmkQ
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 12:36 |
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chaosbreather posted:it seems like a lot of people think that, because they have friends with their names @gmail.com their email address must be their name @gmail.com. so as someone who got their name @gmail.com when gmail first started i get an insane amount of other people's poo poo. their official US student loans/uni rego poo poo. private work email chains. car rentals. medical records. multiple bank accounts. same. there's some guy out there who really wants to lease a BMW, and some car dealership that really wants to let him, but because he doesn't know his own email address and they keep sending me the documents i guess it's never going to happen
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 13:31 |
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https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1515130557675581442?s=20&t=Vq5jFi86GWKWl2A_6w-76A https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/1515130663351070721 Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Apr 16, 2022 |
# ? Apr 16, 2022 16:52 |
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when you're desperate enough to rip off Shailene Woodley for wellness tips
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 17:05 |
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forgot about this banger, thanks https://twitter.com/martinmherlihy/status/1397587586860961795
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 20:05 |
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I have an email alias that is fred@ferd.ca and i strongly believe it is an accidental dyslexic’s nightmare and that a lot of mail destined to me is ending at the wrong domain
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 04:47 |
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I understood maybe 50% of email talk but it is surprisingly entertaining anyway
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 07:04 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I understood maybe 50% of email talk but it is surprisingly entertaining anyway https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1515417565668859905
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 07:06 |
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Eldritch Social Distancing https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r7oevrNc3U1qfzis2.mp4
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 13:22 |
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https://twitter.com/leashless/status/1515650989763837959
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 14:32 |
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and that's how the 21st century's answer to la guillotine was invented. the billionaires that chased the vacuum of space over protecting their world were granted their wish
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 14:54 |
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https://twitter.com/shakira/status/1515710607277932548
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 17:36 |
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https://twitter.com/billyjarrettugh/status/1515713483786133511
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 17:58 |
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https://twitter.com/RottenInDenmark/status/1515736044808847360?s=20&t=LIV3gxQvhF3hJNgXCh_h1A
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 18:44 |
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/RottenInDenmark/status/1515736044808847360?s=20&t=LIV3gxQvhF3hJNgXCh_h1A been a while since a chuckle this rough
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 18:45 |
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this is somehow worse than Microsoft's racist teen
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 18:47 |
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Kenny Logins posted:been a while since a chuckle this rough
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 18:49 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:33 |
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Kenny Logins posted:https://twitter.com/rottenindenmark/status/1515737622043369473?s=21&t=gPmdQKC3oWY_FBb8GgCqVg
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 18:51 |