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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Wasn't one of those stolen last year, too? Similar incident, stolen in a vehicle, iirc. There was a truck in Mexico with a cobalt-60 medical source that got stolen when it stopped at a gas station in 2013.
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No, not that one. This one from July of last year.quote:Last weekend a thief took off with something so dangerous that it has triggered a homeland security alert. The stolen device is called a nuclear gauge and it contains radioactive amounts of cesium 137.
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Apr 17, 2022 02:01
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What would constitute a non-radioactive amount of Cesium-137? 
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Wingnut Ninja posted:What would constitute a non-radioactive amount of Cesium-137? 3 M☉
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Platystemon posted:3 M☉ Well, it wouldn't stay Cs for long. If you want nice, non-radioactive degenerate matter, aim for slightly less than half of that number.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1515130557675581442?t=_y70hzCsX5iTBr6nCoM4Tg&s=19 What kind of idiot sharpens iron on iron?
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Platystemon posted:What kind of idiot sharpens iron on iron? stealie72 fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Apr 17, 2022 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1515130557675581442?t=_y70hzCsX5iTBr6nCoM4Tg&s=19 I swear to God this could be from Righteous Gemstones.
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Apr 17, 2022 05:14
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In general I don't like cringe videos like those where I have to seriously invest my time into either anger or idiocy https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/1515544012555530245?t=f75P3zWIUjxURBBALG0eQA&s=19 but this'll do
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Apr 17, 2022 06:18
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Ok seriously what's the deal with the glowing dick thingy because that's a new one for me.
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Apr 17, 2022 10:57
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That Works posted:Ok seriously what's the deal with the glowing dick thingy because that's a new one for me. Cucker Failson and his alt-right cronies are having their fragile masculinity threatened by [insert boogeyman of the week here] and their grifter solution is to sell the idea of shining red lights on your balls to charge up your all-american testosterone and fend off the soy feminism menace
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Apr 17, 2022 11:06
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Kazinsal posted:Cucker Failson and his alt-right cronies are having their fragile masculinity threatened by [insert boogeyman of the week here] and their grifter solution is to sell the idea of shining red lights on your balls to charge up your all-american testosterone and fend off the soy feminism menace Why the hell do I never get in at the start of all these amazing scams? Maybe I should market neon red butt plugs as
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Apr 17, 2022 11:36
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Kazinsal posted:Cucker Failson and his alt-right cronies are having their fragile masculinity threatened by [insert boogeyman of the week here] and their grifter solution is to sell the idea of shining red lights on your balls to charge up your all-american testosterone and fend off the soy feminism menace They heard there's a lot of money in fleshlights.
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Apr 17, 2022 11:39
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We live in the stupidest timeline. Sometimes it sorta kinda works out though, what with Russia's incredible misadventures in Ukraine.
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Burt posted:Why the hell do I never get in at the start of all these amazing scams? the GOVERNMENT is checking your WASTE for COVID!  protect your freedom to poo poo by denying the government your turds with our new ALL AMERICNA BUTTPLUG
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Apr 17, 2022 11:58
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We live in the stupidest timeline so of course the party that is working itself in to a violent fascist regime is all about plugging their dicks in to ultraviolet testosterone recharging stations.
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Apr 17, 2022 12:33
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That Works posted:Ok seriously what's the deal with the glowing dick thingy because that's a new one for me. https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19539973/i-put-a-giant-red-light-on-my-balls-to-triple-my-testosterone-levels/
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Apr 17, 2022 13:20
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Stultus Maximus posted:https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19539973/i-put-a-giant-red-light-on-my-balls-to-triple-my-testosterone-levels/ If anyone works for the Onion you can easily just copy paste this into clickhole and call it a day
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:If anyone works for the Onion you can easily just copy paste this into clickhole and call it a day Every thing that dudes wrote for mens health seems to be about his cock and balls. Pills, shots, etc. I think he might have complex.
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Apr 17, 2022 15:08
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Happens all the time, most of the NRC incident log is various gages and less frequently but more seriously radiography inspection sources getting sticky fingered out of oil & gas contractor vehicles. https://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/event-status/event/2022/index.html shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Apr 17, 2022 |
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Apr 17, 2022 15:12
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bird food bathtub posted:We live in the stupidest timeline so of course the party that is working itself in to a violent fascist regime is all about plugging their dicks in to ultraviolet testosterone recharging stations. Charging our JO crystals to own the libs.
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Apr 17, 2022 15:16
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I don't know, I kinda like the idea of chuds giving themselves dick cancer to own the Libs. "A thousand bucks? gently caress that, brah, I could build something like that for way less and it'd probably be even better!" A week later: 
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Apr 17, 2022 15:19
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Works out to around 120 micrograms of Cs137, that thing isn't gonna hurt anybody unless they eat it. (they probably already ate it)
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Apr 17, 2022 15:21
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Is this what they think is going to happen?
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A.o.D. posted:Is this what they think is going to happen? This is my first time opening this thread this month and this is the first post I see so I assume April is going well.
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The year is 2069. (Nice.) The Gender Wars have come and gone, and men...lost. Effeminate bois of the defeated gender roam the ruined landscape, foraging from the dumpsters of Paneras and hiding from brutal Pegging Gangs of masculine ~feminazis~ riding silent all-terrain Segways. Those who are caught are enslaved and forced to cook and...cuddle. But one Man survived, and he seeks to undo the wrongs and bring back Men's *Right*ful place in society. He is...The Red Light Ranger. (cue the cheesy 80s "serial action show" theme music) BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Apr 17, 2022 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:The year is 2069. (Nice.) I feel like Tom O’Donnell should make a follow to libertarian cop on the current culture wars.
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Apr 17, 2022 17:31
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A.o.D. posted:Is this what they think is going to happen? This video was uploaded to YouTube 16 years ago -- in the first year of its existence -- and is an ad for a construction company(?). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXdCpZJbN54
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Lake of Methane posted:This video was uploaded to YouTube 16 years ago -- in the first year of its existence -- and is an ad for a construction company(?). yes, it took me a while to find the right search terms to find that .gif.
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A.o.D. posted:yes, it took me a while to find the right search terms to find that .gif. I wonder if the actress that was little red riding hood there knows of her meme status.
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Stultus Maximus posted:https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19539973/i-put-a-giant-red-light-on-my-balls-to-triple-my-testosterone-levels/ *raises hand* Uhh...Why not just do a bunch of steroids if you're worried about testosterone levels?
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Defenestrategy posted:*raises hand* Uhh...Why not just do a bunch of steroids if you're worried about testosterone levels? 
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Lake of Methane posted:This video was uploaded to YouTube 16 years ago -- in the first year of its existence -- and is an ad for a construction company(?). My friend Jeff sent this to me in high school a year before  . I'm pretty sure it even predates the goatman himself.
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shame on an IGA posted:Happens all the time, most of the NRC incident log is various gages and less frequently but more seriously radiography inspection sources getting sticky fingered out of oil & gas contractor vehicles. For a moment I was concerned that this was about charging dicks.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:My friend Jeff sent this to me in high school a year before I think it's pretty close to All Your Base in vintage.
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So apparently they really did go there. https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1515820039345164297
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BRB I got 10 minutes to spare and the heat bulb lamp from the chicken coop is in then closet.
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facialimpediment posted:So apparently they really did go there. lmao tucker carlson being dumber than kid rock
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boop the snoot posted:Bromeopathic Looking forward to the bro version of Goop: Broop.
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