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Parties where you have to dress up super nice and then do nothing but stand at a door greeting people and being on display are loving terrible The only time you should ever be expected to do that is at a funeral, and even then I think it's kinda bullshit as an expectation
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Did you see Janet? She didn't sit at the shrine and get worshipped properly enough. Quick! Take the pedestal we put her on, and stab her with it!
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AITA going against my wife and letting my daughter 'ruin easter'quote:My wife, Lillian (48) and I (37) have 5 daughters (17, 13, 6, twins 3). Lillian and her family take clothes very seriously. They always co-ordinate their outfits when doing family get togethers and think it's important to bond as a family and photos and stuff. I personally think it's a bit silly, but I usually just go along with whatever Lillian decides.
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mediaphage posted:she addresses this in the comments when someone asks and says not long lol mediaphage posted:hmmmmmmmm she’s asian and they’re all white This one seems to be pretty clearcut, but I'd just want to know for sure. Also, it still doesn't prevent bad actors from attributing facts to made up comments, which I'm glad other posters promptly busted.
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Rescue Toaster posted:I was really hoping this was more weirdos that have 'being tall' as their sole personality. Ok I’ll bite .. what’s racist about expecting an Asian woman to wear high heels I think it’s just classic sexism, the woman is supposed to be dressed up and pretty and that includes high heels
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Fixed: wasn't he off doing photos? from what I remember from my sisters wedding, she (who is normally very frugal) paid like $3k for her wedding photographer and by golly she was going to get value. Literally hours of photos being taken (in the rather nice Adelaide Botanical Garden on a beautiful sunny day) and the wedding party was D O N E done by the finish. Maybe easier to be setting up some tables.
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Electric Wrigglies posted:wasn't he off doing photos? from what I remember from my sisters wedding, she (who is normally very frugal) paid like $3k for her wedding photographer and by golly she was going to get value. Literally hours of photos being taken (in the rather nice Adelaide Botanical Garden on a beautiful sunny day) and the wedding party was D O N E done by the finish. Maybe easier to be setting up some tables. Piell posted:AITA going against my wife and letting my daughter 'ruin easter' Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Apr 20, 2022 |
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I'm (25F) dating for the first time in my life and my dad (62M) is kinda freaking out about it.quote:A little long, but please help me out. For context, this is the first time in my life I've ever dated. I was raised with no-dating and no-sex rules from high school all the way to 25, the age I went "gently caress it", worked and saved for a year and moved out. None of us are religious, too. DemoneeHo fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Apr 20, 2022 |
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DemoneeHo posted:I'm (25F) dating for the first time in my life and my dad (62M) is kinda freaking out about it. Dear god that’s creepy.
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DemoneeHo posted:I'm (25F) dating for the first time in my life and my dad (62M) is kinda freaking out about it. Your dad's got a religion, it's called "Creepyism".
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DemoneeHo posted:I'm (25F) dating for the first time in my life and my dad (62M) is kinda freaking out about it. Eeeeesh. Well the good news is that OP has a head start on 95% of redditors with terrible family members, on account of having already managed the "move out" step on their own
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DemoneeHo posted:I'm (25F) dating for the first time in my life and my dad (62M) is kinda freaking out about it. Sounds like the father read that "Ultimate Cuck" story and took it to heart.
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She should make some crack about "I guess Dad doesn't want any grandkids" just to see what happens. Even if they're not something she wants. It's not helpful advice but it could be funny.
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Solenna posted:She should make some crack about "I guess Dad doesn't want any grandkids" just to see what happens. Even if they're not something she wants. r/relationships: It's not helpful advice but it could be funny.
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Mistayke posted:Sounds like the father read that "Ultimate Cuck" story and took it to heart. god i was thinking that same thing
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DemoneeHo posted:I'm (25F) dating for the first time in my life and my dad (62M) is kinda freaking out about it. I didn't realise the "raising a daughter is the ultimate cuck" guy was in his 60s. e: dang beaten AITA for not wanting my girlfriend to move into a shared apartment where all her roommates would be guys? quote:My girlfriend is looking for a new place and found a shared apartment where the people are looking for a fourth person to move in. She said it's very difficult to find one and also this one is not too pricey. Sisal Two-Step fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Apr 20, 2022 |
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If all they care about is their abs, what's he so worried about?
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hmm i wonder how ripped OP's abs are
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Sisal Two-Step posted:AITA for not wanting my girlfriend to move into a shared apartment where all her roommates would be guys? Yeah, it would be inappropriate for your gf to move into an apartment with four ripped dudes, OP. Now if you can just fwd me the address of said apartment, that would be splendid. but more seriously, OP gave this wonderful gem of wisdom as to why he is the rear end in a top hat: quote:I'm worried for her safety
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mediaphage posted:hmmmmmmmm she’s asian and they’re all white Cite sources?
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I don’t know OP, if the 18 minute documentaries about human sexuality that I have been watching every day are to believed most women are at least a little gay…
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Most women aren't lesbian but most men are.
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TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus So I (39F) have a son (15M) and he brought a friend round today. They immediately went to their room and I assumed they would just play some video games or whatever so I was totally fine leaving them. It was about 30 minutes in when I was walking past, I heard sounds such as 'Omg that's so good' and 'Its so good with that in it' and various 'mmmm' sounds. It really sounded like they were having gay sex, I was super weirded out by it so I quickly went downstairs and waited for his friend to leave. When this friend left an hour or two later I asked my son what they were doing in his room (because although I don't mind him being gay, and ik it's normal for teenagers to have sex, a condom really should be used) so I planned to confront him about that. However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus. I was shocked, and initially didn't believe it. We had never had hummus before and I asked him to show me the hummus if this was true. So he did, and I ate hummus for the first time, and oh my god was it good. We experimented with different things in it like bread and carrots and it was great. Apparently his friend had heard about how he had never had hummus before and thought this was absurd so had planned a date for a hummus party. So yeah, it ended up being quite a good ending, i discovered how nice hummus was. TLDR: Thought my son was having gay sex, he just really liked hummus.
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Mister Olympus posted:TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus lmao
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Mister Olympus posted:TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus I don't even know what to say about this why would your first thought be "GAY SEX"
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Mister Olympus posted:TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus Afterwards he asked me for the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea, and I said I never had a Garbanzo bean in my mouth before...
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Mister Olympus posted:TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus I've never seen a more appropriate scenario for the "straight people are you okay?" question
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Mister Olympus posted:
New thread title?
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I haven't had fresh hummus in ages!
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Mister Olympus posted:TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus every time i get hummus i think about this middle eastern restaurant i went to once where the menu spelled it "homos"
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Hummus is p good.Foo Diddley posted:hmm i wonder how ripped OP's abs are Funny you should ask! quote:Yeah but that's not anything special. I have abs too and don't work out quote:I don't. But if I tried it I'm sure I could bench press over 100 kg
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Mister Olympus posted:TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus I eagerly await the follow-up "TIFU by thinking my son and his mom where having sex, but were really just eating hummus"
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I thought my son was having straight sex but whew, turns out he was just eating hummus after he hosed his boyfriend.
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nvm
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Mister Olympus posted:TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus I loving died reading this one, lmao
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Sisal Two-Step posted:
Paging athlete-girl-who-told-off-gym-creep to suplex this man into a table
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Mister Olympus posted:TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus Found Cumshitter's reddit account. Here he thought his straight son was finally gay but was tricked by hummus .
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pentyne posted:On one hand, lol at anyone taking crypto advice from a tiktok'er, but on the other the OP is so loving furious that she's doing better then him he felt that doxxing her life was necessary From a bit back but I think the more likely option is he's one of those idiots who hates sex workers because "they make easy money dancing/stripping but I work a lovely job I hate it's so unfair" tired gay and dead posted:Why can't this person just lie to her fuckin mom? "Even though your painting reminds you of your lost child, it makes ME insecure about your ex, so get rid of it"
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I haven't had fresh hummus in ages! Same
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