Zamujasa posted:

yikes

Khorne posted:

hodl cryptler

Shame Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1517520237696012290

i'm glad they added those arrows so my eyes didn't get stuck on the enormous dips and instead went right from low number to high number

Schir posted:

i like the one that's clearly in the middle of freefall

Khorne posted:

hodlf cryptler

haveblue posted:

Shumagorath posted:

think they were going for heil not adolf but it took me a while too (thankfully)

Boxturret posted:

CODE
IS
LOL

Stephen Harper posted:

https://twitter.com/0xfoobar/status/1517680400142716929

can i have a refund?

oh sorry because of a coding error we launched your money at a black hole

comedyblissoption posted:

ancient tribal people had big giant rock currency physically sink to the bottom of the sea never to be seen again but they were able to still recover it

Stephen Harper posted:

https://twitter.com/0xfoobar/status/1517680400142716929

can i have a refund?

oh sorry because of a coding error we launched your money at a black hole

Mercury_Storm posted:

Post-Audit conclusion: The codebase of AkuDreams is of very high quality, like of the highest standard of scrutiny and all that, and no outstanding issues remain in the codebase.

haveblue posted:

what does "sets each bid status to 1" mean and why does that imply refunds are impossible

Truman Peyote posted:

unfortunately it is a tell-all by the widow of that crypto ceo guy who disappeared, not a steamy crypto-themed smut novel

pseudorandom name posted:

Boxturret posted:

do you think it's a preexisting book where they just ctrl+f billionaire and replaced it with bitcoin billionaire or is there actual real bitcoin content in these?

Boxturret posted:

why are there so many of these

Midjack posted:

let us know when you finish it

Boxturret posted:

first I'd have to learn how to read though

quote:

Bitcoin Bodice Rippers Are Romance’s Most Sizzling New Subgenre
Why cryptocurrency solves for our moral calculus of arousal

The romance novel series Bitcoin Billionaires snuck into my life last month via a lockscreen ad on my e-reader, which dependably serves up teasers for sexy Kindle Unlimited stories about vampire spies who fall in love, time-traveling Scottish warriors who fall in love, and Victorian nobles who have sworn never to fall in love, but fall in love.

Jack: A Cryptocurrency Billionaire Romance (Bitcoin Billionaires Book 1)intrigued me: It was the juxtaposition of an unromantic word (“cryptocurrency”) with a romantic word (“romance,” duh). The wealth-fantasy romance subgenre is well established, of course. Fifty Shades of Grey has its mansions and private helicopter; rich guy/poor girl titles are seemingly endless. And every generation going back centuries, from the Victorian era to the Jazz Age, has its own version of the romantic gently caress boi who will save you from your hardscrabble life and give you the love you deserve, preferably in a stone castle.

But the crypto billionaire distinction was something new. Have women grown weary of the idea of sex with men who made their fortunes as soulless corporate bankers, philandering rock stars, or effete starchitects? What specific kinks would this genre plumb? Would sweaty characters rip off their clothes in the heat generated by a bitcoin-mining operation? Would swashbuckling, maverick libertarian politics somehow motivate the bodice-ripping?

For answers to these questions, I reached out to romance writer and Bitcoin Billionaires author Sara Forbes, whose literal job is coming up with novel ways to make people very, very rich.

“It’s the theme of money. Billionaires, specifically,” she explained over the phone from her home in Sweden. Forbes produces an average of six books a year under several pen names — including “Sara Forbes,” which, with its whiff of wealth, is probably not an accidental choice for her tales of the absurdly rich and those whose loins burn for them — both for a major trade publisher and self-published on Amazon Kindle.

“It’s a highly popular genre,” she said. “The trope of the rich person sweeping the poor person off her feet; usually the woman is the poor person. You see it from Cinderella to Pretty Woman.”

Forbes, who is Irish, started Bitcoin Billionaires after completing a four-part series, brilliantly and punnishly titled Endowed, about young members of the British peerage in a contemporary setting. Inheritance took care of where to find their seductive piles of money at such a young age. With Bitcoin Billionaires, she was looking for another source of wealth.

“I wanted it to be realistic, and I wanted the heroes to be attractive,” she explained. How could her heroes be under 40 and fantastically wealthy without having inherited the cash or — an idea she considered but rejected for character reasons — being perhaps a ruthless, workaholic startup founder?
“How would they be that rich, and still be that young and still have their ideals intact?” she said. “That meant reading up on bitcoin.”

The plot of the series revolves around a secret cabal of investors who bought bitcoin when the price was in the single digits and now, in the present day — after something like 6000% growth over a decade or so — collectively holds enough of the world’s available bitcoin wealth to actually manipulate the market. Each one will eventually get his own erotic book; so far there are two, with a third being teased in the Kindle store.

The “intact ideals” that Forbes mentioned come in because the group, or at least some of them, want to use the money to “do something to change the world for good,” said Forbes. The highest-minded real-world crypto and blockchain evangelists proclaim that money untethered from government and a network of distributed ledgers will reduce inequality and transform industries. Like them, these guys are less Silk Road swashbucklers and more (the sexy version of) Bill Gates do-gooders of their generation.

Of course, there’s some plot-enhancing tension. “To maintain and grow their investment, they have to manipulate the market,” Forbes says. “So I explore ideas like how much manipulation is ethical if they’re using the money for good causes.”

The idea of ethical wealth comes up repeatedly in other works of bitcoin-themed Kindle erotica. In Bitcoin Billionaire’s Babysitter, by a writer named Flora Ferrari who has close to 60 titles in the Kindle store, the bitcoin billionaire in question actually sells his business to semi-mythical bitcoin inventor Satoshi Nakamoto — apparently, this loverboy is the only one in the world who knows his true identity — in order to provide for a friend’s tragically orphaned daughter. And, in a fairytale twist, he doesn’t reveal the extent of his extreme net worth to the girl’s babysitter until he knows “her intentions are pure and true.” Meanwhile, the protagonist of Brooklyn Madison Lee’s Dating the Bitcoin Millionaire woos his lady friend (weirdly, also his babysitter — sensing a theme here) by offering to bankroll her in starting “a charity that uses blockchain technology.”

The running theme points to a sort of moral calculus of arousal. Like Forbes said, the rich person sweeping the poor person off her feet is a dependable turn-on: money and its associated power have titillated consumers of romantic stories for literally centuries. In counterpoint, though — and perhaps particularly so to the millennial reader, who dozens of marketing reports have identified as valuing social responsibility — massive global wealth inequality is a huge boner-killer. Adding a dash of altruism (even Christian Grey apparently gives millions to abating world hunger) mitigates the sense that the one per cent is not as sexy as it used to be.

There’s one gloriously wacky outlier in the small collection that comes up when you use the highly scientific tactic of searching “bitcoin romance” on the Internet. This is a rollicking and dirty read by a person writing under the name B.J. Slippy, titled Bitcoin Bimbo. Set in a post-financial-apocalypse future, the story follows an undercover interplanetary narcotics officer who has to have quite a lot of sex in order to chase down a cartel selling drugs that temporarily switch your genitalia from a penis to a vagina or vice versa. The morality of bitcoin wealth doesn’t come up, really, since in this world, the cryptocurrency is basically incidental to a plot that includes micro-robots that can be taken like pills (which increase sexual sensation, mental acuity and workplace productivity, as well as making semen taste like watermelon), 3-D printed strap-on dildos, and an elevator that takes you to Mars, which as portrayed in Bitcoin Bimboseems a lot like Burning Man. But even in this wildly imaginative and porny sci-fi fantasy, our protagonist waxes romantic about the pension and benefits that come with being a space cop. Even in the 22nd century, the idea of a secure retirement is very hot.

Although bitcoin is only starting to be mined — ha! — as a romance subgenre, Sara Forbes doesn’t expect the bulk of her readers to be drawn in by its novelty.

“When it comes to marketing, a lot of romance readers will pass on bitcoin and go on to the next billionaire book, where the guy is a regular CEO,” she told me. “Very few people would think, I want to learn about blockchain, I’m going to read this romance.” Forbes herself, though, who says she has some background in computer science, was drawn in by writing them.

“I do believe it’s the future for certain kinds of transactions — we’re just in the very early stages of it,” she said. “But there’s no turning back. I think it’s going to be a massive revolution in the financial services industry, or any industry where people want to take ownership of their own data.”

She just wishes that perhaps she’d gotten into the topic sooner.

“I didn’t invest back in 2011,” she says, when the Bitcoin Billionaires characters did and the cryptocurrency was trading at around five bucks. “I probably wouldn’t be writing books now if I had.”

Main Paineframe posted:

someone actually wrote an article on bitcoin romance models so you don't have to read them yourself

https://medium.com/s/the-crypto-collection/bitcoin-bodice-rippers-are-romances-most-sizzling-new-subgenre-5daeb4e1bed7

Chris Knight posted:

good grief
https://twitter.com/molly0xfff/status/1517513230976966656

Main Paineframe posted:

someone actually wrote an article on bitcoin romance models so you don't have to read them yourself

https://medium.com/s/the-crypto-collection/bitcoin-bodice-rippers-are-romances-most-sizzling-new-subgenre-5daeb4e1bed7

Main Paineframe posted:

someone actually wrote an article on bitcoin romance models so you don't have to read them yourself

https://medium.com/s/the-crypto-collection/bitcoin-bodice-rippers-are-romances-most-sizzling-new-subgenre-5daeb4e1bed7

Boxturret posted:

they didn't recover it, but since everyone knew where it was they just traded it on some sort of primitive blockchain, without physically moving the rock from place to place

bort posted:

ClosedSea