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shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

so it looks like about 9% of the tether market cap has been redeemed in the past week



very normal looking pattern



lol

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

shackleford posted:

so it looks like about 9% of the tether market cap has been redeemed in the past week



very normal looking pattern



lol

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
This is just to say

I have drunk
the slurp juice
that was in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for your mutant apes

Rugpulled, sucker
it was disgusting
tasting of desperation
and fear

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

i feel like i missed the ape slurp juice business and that i would very much like to read it

is there a good summary somewhere

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

evilweasel posted:

i feel like i missed the ape slurp juice business and that i would very much like to read it

is there a good summary somewhere

its just the one tweet

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
This tweet:

https://twitter.com/rarecandyio/status/1521548615579226114

and then the voice actor of master shake from ATHF recorded it and someone put it to frames:

https://twitter.com/JuiceSimpsons/status/1523551892432953345

i think that's like literally all there was on it, just endless copypasta

Sniep fucked around with this message at 21:47 on May 15, 2022

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it was a powerful tweet

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Its really all it needed. It captures the spirit of crypto perfectly.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
pretty much

that one tweet appears to have crack pinged the entire crypto field

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
apparently there are two nfts called astro apes? so confusing

there's one on that opensea place but the slurpable apes are on a separate site called rarecandy, which is the twitter that posted the original tweet

that site also has lovely nfts like this :)

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


They had me in the first half.

Schir
Jan 23, 2012


evilweasel posted:

i feel like i missed the ape slurp juice business and that i would very much like to read it

is there a good summary somewhere

from what i can tell buying one of the apes granted you the right to create derivative versions of it, and then there was some kind of ecosystem built around making and selling derivative apes, but then someone saying you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape meant that the derivative apes weren't actually singularly transferred versions of the original ape, and actually that this is just a bunch of bullshit, which caused the derivatives market to crash

am i understanding this right? this seems insanely stupid.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?


I work on fraud detection software and one of our long term goals is attempting to detect fraud in crypto and without joking I asked how we would ever distinguish between the two

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
from what i can tell it wasn't a unique concept, if you've seen the bored apes that look diseased and rotting, those are the mutant apes that are created by converting a bored ape in to a mutant i believe, and in the process burn the original ape, it's just this twitter, which seems to be the one for the site that hosts the apes, misunderstood the mechanics, instead thinking you could make an infinite number of new apes from the original apes as long as you had sufficient slurp juice. this is all so stupid

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

ADINSX posted:

I work on fraud detection software and one of our long term goals is attempting to detect fraud in crypto and without joking I asked how we would ever distinguish between the two

Seems simple enough.

code:

print ("Fraud detected")

There that applies to all crypto

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Schir posted:

from what i can tell buying one of the apes granted you the right to create derivative versions of it, and then there was some kind of ecosystem built around making and selling derivative apes, but then someone saying you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape meant that the derivative apes weren't actually singularly transferred versions of the original ape, and actually that this is just a bunch of bullshit, which caused the derivatives market to crash

am i understanding this right? this seems insanely stupid.

no

it seems insanely stupid, and it is, but the tweet didn't crash anything. they were trying to drive engagement with their particular brand of bullshit by enticing people to make more of it

i may also be entierly wrong

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Boxturret posted:

from what i can tell it wasn't a unique concept, if you've seen the bored apes that look diseased and rotting, those are the mutant apes that are created by converting a bored ape in to a mutant i believe, and in the process burn the original ape, it's just this twitter, which seems to be the one for the site that hosts the apes, misunderstood the mechanics, instead thinking you could make an infinite number of new apes from the original apes as long as you had sufficient slurp juice. this is all so stupid

note that this has nothing to do with bored apes, this is a copycat nft on the bitcoin satoshi’s vision(tm) blockchain and the juice might have different rules

they are all literally worth gently caress all though, I think you can get a dozen bsv apes for the price of a happy meal

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

guys you just don’t get it

1 ape + 3 slurp juices = 3 new apes

ok?

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Man, the videos from the crypto-gurus about terra/luna are something else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pw-yE8pQsQ

"I say, lets put pressure on the Luna foundation to give us *their* money". .. and then proceeds to explain goddamn crypto-socialism for the crypto-poor as the way to solve the issue.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

ZeusCannon posted:

Seems simple enough.

code:
print ("Fraud detected")
There that applies to all crypto

what is the meaning of this "print?"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

AnoHito posted:

what is the meaning of this "print?"

#include backwards, basically

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

ADINSX posted:

I work on fraud detection software and one of our long term goals is attempting to detect fraud in crypto and without joking I asked how we would ever distinguish between the two

it’s easy, they’ll call it fraudchain or ponzicoin (that one was real I believe) and then do exactly what was advertised.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
i don't know if "ponzicoin" was real, but i definitely remember some investment scheme billing itself as an "honest ponzi" where the idea was that you, as a very smart investor, would obviously be one of the first people to discover this opportunity and sign up ahead of everyone else, and not be one of the idiot bagholder, so it was basically huge guaranteed returns

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Yeah there is a large overlap between “crypto is a good idea” and “why should ponzi schemes be illegal anyway”

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

i don't know if "ponzicoin" was real, but i definitely remember some investment scheme billing itself as an "honest ponzi" where the idea was that you, as a very smart investor, would obviously be one of the first people to discover this opportunity and sign up ahead of everyone else, and not be one of the idiot bagholder, so it was basically huge guaranteed returns

a bunch of ICOs called themselves honest ponzis

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ponzicoin/

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
it's worth more that terra!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The slurp juice store called, they're running out of apes!

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1525972019485069314

quote:

Prior to this hack, FEG had earned some notoriety from a May 2021 Vanity Fair article outlining an alleged pump-and-dump scheme, titled "Inside the Rise and Fall (and Rise and Fall) of poo poo Coins". Despite the bad press, much of the FEG community maintained that the article was a smear and nothing more than an attempt by the author to create FUD. "You could literally take every token and this would apply to everyone..." wrote a moderator of the official FEG subreddit.
lmao

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
by that logic everything in this ecosystem is a scam! and that wouldn't make any sense

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Remember PirateAt40? He had the largest bitcoin ponzi ever (with something like 10% of all active butts invested on it) and I just checked its numbers and they look so quaint today.

7% ROI
40 million in losses.

For handling 732,000 butts.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
iirc several early bitcoin ponzi schemes were so badly implemented that the scheme runner ended up losing money on the deal (they mistimed the cut-and-run part and ended up going bust along with the ponzi)

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
ah the halcyon days when 7% compound interest felt like the most ridiculously obvious scam ever, nowadays people won't even buy in if they aren't promised quadruple digit percent increases

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
but wasn't it like 7% per week or month, which quickly becomes stupidly large anyway

edit: 7% per week yes, so an APY of 3372%

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FMguru posted:

iirc several early bitcoin ponzi schemes were so badly implemented that the scheme runner ended up losing money on the deal (they mistimed the cut-and-run part and ended up going bust along with the ponzi)

didn't PirateAt40 specifically lose all his money because he was cashing out bits and investing it into a more traditional brick and mortar ponzi, which then collapsed?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
scams built upon scams

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

trucutru posted:

Remember PirateAt40? He had the largest bitcoin ponzi ever (with something like 10% of all active butts invested on it) and I just checked its numbers and they look so quaint today.

7% ROI
40 million in losses.

For handling 732,000 butts.

i still read it as pira teat 40 every time

doingitwrong
Jul 27, 2013
I’m enjoying this little footnote.

A tiny lending agency that was using some external tracker to do its exchange rate did not know that the exchange rate service would stop updating if Luna fell below $0.10. Which it did, allowing people to deposit worthless Luna and pull out other (not yet worthless) assets as if Luna was still worth $0.10.

https://medium.com/@blizzfinance/blizz-finance-post-mortem-2425a33fe28b

quote:

On Thursday May 12, abnormal volatility in the price of LUNA triggered Chainlink’s minimum price circuit breaker. The oracle stopped updating with a final price of $0.10. Around the time we became aware of the issue it was reported on twitter, and already being actively exploited by multiple addresses. Large amounts of LUNA were deposited and used to drain all available lendable assets.

quote:

Blizz has no treasury or development fund and a significant portion of the stolen assets belonged to our team. As such we regret to announce the protocol has been paused and we do not intend to resume operations.

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Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
PirateAt40 lost all his money because he got arrested and convicted

while looking him up i found this thread he posted https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=82849 before disappearing with the money

pirateat40 posted:

Q - What's up with the check warrant?
A - Those of you that have contacted me about this knew really early on about it. The check is for a tiny amount at a Lowe's hardware store in a city I lived in for two years back in 2002-2003. The check is for some company I have never heard of and haven't been able to find any information about. My drivers license number was written on the top of the check so it was associated with me. I didn't hear about this till years later when I was Googling myself and called to find out what it was and attempt to get it fixed. I just wanted to pay it to clear my record but they required me to confirm some information on the check which I couldn't do and would have to file a police report as well as setup a court date to deal with it. It just wasn't worth my time and could really care less about it. If I'm ever out in the desert again and get pulled over, maybe then they'll let me pay it.
he used a coin mixing service to try and launder his coins but i have a suspicion his opsec wasn't very good

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