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lets all talk about how much we love the country we moved to. any migrant to any country welcome here i moved to america to chase the american dream. one day i hope to become a small independent business owner running a beekeeping operation where i employ 1 or 2 people to help around the farm.
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I aim to make my path to wealth and acceptance inaccessible to my own people once I get there!
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May 16, 2022 05:33
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uscis can suck my fuckin balls
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May 16, 2022 05:39
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Imma grant you OP to suck my sweaty balls.
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May 16, 2022 05:46
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Imma grant you OP to suck my sweaty balls.
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kntfkr posted:uscis can suck my fuckin balls
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May 16, 2022 06:00
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I was born in the United States (:
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Nooner posted:I was born in the United States (: Sorry
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Sorry ill one up that. i was born in silicon valley and then my parents sold their house in Palo Alto WHOOPS!
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May 16, 2022 06:11
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my ancestor immigrated to the great promised land of utah with joseph smith and then he was like “lol im outta here with my child bride, seeya laters”
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May 16, 2022 06:13
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my greatx15 grandfather got himself a government wife from the king of france when he moved to quebec this would go on to have ripple effects in the incel community
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May 16, 2022 06:21
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my great grandpa was training to be a catholic priest when he got a woman he wasn't married to pregnant, so they left the church and fled to America, the only country where that kind of thing was allowed.
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May 16, 2022 07:04
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deep dish peat moss posted:my great grandpa was training to be a catholic priest when he got a woman he wasn't married to pregnant, so they left the church and fled to America, the only country where that kind of thing was allowed. With a woman? He really strayed from the his training.
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I've successfully immigrated to Switzerland from the US, got a passport and can vote and everything. The secret is to be white and married to a Swiss. They do recognise gay marriage here so that's good. I still have to file US taxes and my bank will always share my account info with the Financial Crimes Enforcement Division but getting rid of American citizenship is a giant pain in the rear end too and I still like visiting family and friends so just gotta deal with it I guess.
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May 16, 2022 10:23
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How long did you live in Edmonton, OP? Are you one of those weirdos who calls Canada America?
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May 16, 2022 10:52
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I talk and act like Kuni (Gedde Watanabe) from UHF so no one knows I was born here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb8MUsezbLc
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May 16, 2022 11:11
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I moved to the UK, it's pretty good, OP ngl Remember to queue, put more importance in bin day than the day of your marriage or your firstborn and correct answer to "Alright?" (or "You alright?") is also "Alright" and DEFINITELY not an invitation to a conversation. Pretty ez
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Galewolf posted:I moved to the UK, it's pretty good, OP ngl Counterpoint: gently caress queues, if i see a queue i'm not going to whatever poo poo food joint or whatever it is because i know brits are attracted to queues in and of themselves; fly-tip all your garbage etc etc but the healthcare... anyway hi thread i'm a double immigrant, i've been through it twice. may one day all borders be torn down and humans live as one
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May 16, 2022 14:04
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I meet a lot of immigrants, and I'd just like to say thanks for your patience when I try to pronounce your names
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gleebster posted:I meet a lot of immigrants, and I'd just like to say thanks for your patience when I try to pronounce your names It's okay buddy, mine is near impossible to pronounce in English language and I don't hold it against anyone not being able to do so, have some kebab  Writing my name wrong despite it's being written on the email address, forwarded mail text and my signature is taking the piss and you will be publicly corrected on repeat occasion 
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May 16, 2022 14:42
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Chinatown posted:ill one up that. Lol rekt
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yeah drat son. i am truely sorry for your lots
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Guys, I know hating on Murica is very chic but just look at this passport: I mean, how can you not feel like a fuckin rockstar when you're packing this badboy with a two page American Eagle background with some tl;dr about freedom and guns are written in the background. If I had one of those I'd be walking STRAIGHT through the passport control of any country while flipping it open like a FBI badge and never stopping.
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^^^^edit: real americans like me cover the P with sharpie so that it says ASSPORT I've been married since 2015. Wife is just getting her green card this year. And we can't go back to China for foreseeable future because their idiot king baby thinks Covid-Zero (no sugar) is possible and won't ease the gently caress up. She hasn't been home in ten years & I am desperate to pawn the kids off on her folks for a month and go gently caress around in Asia & pretend to be 20. BUT NOPE. gently caress da world
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcjiYn3xXMg
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kntfkr posted:^^^^edit: real americans like me cover the P with sharpie so that it says ASSPORT That makes me like Xi more.
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kntfkr posted:^^^^edit: real americans like me cover the P with sharpie so that it says ASSPORT  7 Years for Green Card through marriage? Yeah, that checks out. Back in the day, when I was making plans to gtfo I had an extensive research on different countries immigration procedures and US was objectively the hardest, near impossible even, for legitimate entry. Even Australia wasn't that bad. I probably entered GC lottery five times before which is ironically easiest way. Unless you're some sort of tech prodigy that is needed by the Zos or Zucc, you're SOL.
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Galewolf posted:
Stop, you're ruining the OP's American Dream
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My completely American sister got her bank account shut down and her phone tapped because her husband's parents were MPs in an Islamic country, lol.
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I got nearly mugged in NYC in the metro and probably came close to death unknowingly multiple times in New Orleans by walking alone in French Quarter at late night. Then the entire state of Lousiana healthcare collapsed overnight due to Delta and I wasn't able to get a single Covid test to return to the ONLY place in the world that was doing worse than (at that time) south of the US and I had to take a 12 hour train to Atlanta to catch up a last minute flight the moment I get a test kit because my original flight from Miami got cancelled due to Covid / hurricane (probably) but silver lining the airport hotel had like two Waffle Houses you can literally see from each other's windows so I ate 7000 calories in one sitting while a nice lady with a walkie talkie on her belt called me "darlin'' Next plan is to fly to Austin for Austin City limits in October OR do a west coast SF to LA trip because idk I it was fun Galewolf fucked around with this message at 15:48 on May 16, 2022 |
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So, where should I live in states if I can find a good job? Austin sounds good but so does Colorado or SF. I have like couple of years left in me to do ONE LAST more major life change
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SF bay area is nice but housing is expensive as gently caress. If thats not an issue for you, then its great, theres all kinds of stuff to do and eat
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:SF bay area is nice but housing is expensive as gently caress. If thats not an issue for you, then its great, theres all kinds of stuff to do and eat My theory is, if I can somehow make a break in London, I should be okay in anywhere else and carry the business there but currently thinking 0.40 p discount on tomatoes are a great find so, yeah. SF sounds like my kinda jam but yeah it might be unreasonably expensive to actually consider.
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Das Boo posted:My completely American sister got her bank account shut down and her phone tapped because her husband's parents were MPs in an Islamic country, lol. I have a fully American cousin who is a sweet lady that designs wallpaper and she wound up on the no fly list for [REDACTED]. Just no reason. She couldn't get an explanation. No idea if it's fixed now.
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Galewolf posted:So, where should I live in states if I can find a good job? Austin sounds good but so does Colorado or SF. I have like couple of years left in me to do ONE LAST more major life change I like working remote from the jersey shore. Philly & the city aren't too far and being able to walk to the ocean rules & is good for (my) mental health. Also Hoboken or Jersey City are good ways to be in the City without being in the City. 4 out of 5 people I know that have moved to Colorado have completely wrecked themselves out there and I don't know why but would approach with caution unless your thing is mountain climbing or growing weed as a job.
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kntfkr posted:I like working remote from the jersey shore. Philly & the city aren't too far and being able to walk to the ocean rules & is good for (my) mental health. Also Hoboken or Jersey City are good ways to be in the City without being in the City. I think, when I'm like proper old (in less than ten years) I might crave for something more relaxed and outdoors-y. While the idea of Bri-ish countryside is appealing, I think I prefer having a more wild open space rather than immaculately trimmed hedges of the Southern Yorkenshire. NYC is also an option but I don't know if I can handle another round of London. Living close to ocean is also my goal. I kinda like the states and people be like "oh you'll be so Paris Syndrome-d when you finally go there and even like 40 year old jaded me was like "Well, that was awesome!" but I guess living in a country is a different beast. My one and only MAJOR concern is healthcare, or the lack of universal one. I don't want to fall into some sort f crack or insurance company loophole and not be able to afford...living. I know NHS is far from being perfect but BY GOD it's a major relief to know that it's there.
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deep dish peat moss posted:my great grandpa was training to be a catholic priest when he got a woman he wasn't married to pregnant, so they left the church and fled to America, the only country where that kind of thing was allowed. God bless America. Providing refuge from religious persecution for 300 years
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Galewolf posted:
This is incorrect. It's less than 1 year for the gc. 7 is for citizenship eligibility. USCIS can suck my drat balls tho
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Borscht posted:This is incorrect. It's less than 1 year for the gc. 7 is for citizenship eligibility. USCIS can suck my drat balls tho Oh fair enough, I based that on OP's comment. UK is 5 year flat, iirc, through marriage
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my wife is an immigrant and let me just saykntfkr posted:uscis can suck my fuckin balls I completely understand why people would just overstay their visa
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