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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The gently caress is an oz?

Wizard measurement?

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Tablet is candied to soft or very nearly hard ball stage which corresponds to 90% sugar things to 10% water +- solids that do not crystalize or solvate. All the water in the butter, milk and condensed milk will basically be gone. Somebody who's a candy scientist can probably say pretty definitively what the pieces are gonna weigh. I worked it out to about 1.3kg of solids which means about 145g of water left or a total of 1.4 or 1.5kg of tablet.

Cute 2 oz blocks of candy. Seems fine for a treat.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

FreudianSlippers posted:

The gently caress is an oz?

Wizard measurement?

A solid floz.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Here’s some homegrown. Started lifting weights again so made my old standard lunch, wife is super grossed out I’m consuming it but it’s gooood.


Low fat cottage cheese, a pack of tuna and Tapatio
Mmmmmmmmm

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Disgusting!












Tinned tuna slop instead of the real deal?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


a sexual elk posted:

Here’s some homegrown. Started lifting weights again so made my old standard lunch, wife is super grossed out I’m consuming it but it’s gooood.


Low fat cottage cheese, a pack of tuna and Tapatio
Mmmmmmmmm

Don't forget to get some fiber in you too. Don't want a blocked bhole.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



a sexual elk posted:

Here’s some homegrown. Started lifting weights again so made my old standard lunch, wife is super grossed out I’m consuming it but it’s gooood.


Low fat cottage cheese, a pack of tuna and Tapatio
Mmmmmmmmm

Your wife is right. Good lord.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Zil posted:

Don't forget to get some fiber in you too. Don't want a blocked bhole.

Snacking on frozen broccoli stems leftover from the frozen bags of chopped

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zil posted:

Don't forget to get some fiber in you too. Don't want a blocked bhole.

That's what the paper bowl is for

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Can you not eat normal food when you lift weights?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Do you not have bowls that aren't made of paper?

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Paladinus posted:

Can you not eat normal food when you lift weights?

No, it's all about eating disgusting food combos for maximum gainz :manning:

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

28g of protein and 150 cal baby

But delicious

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

a sexual elk posted:

28g of protein and 150 cal baby

But delicious

Babies usually have a higher caloric density than that, except for preemies. Still, the price is gonna go down once Roe v. Wade is struck down and the baby supplies in red states are going to go up.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

god I hate tuna, but cottage cheese and tapatio are good

there has to be something better than tuna to use

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

hawowanlawow posted:

god I hate tuna, but cottage cheese and tapatio are good

there has to be something better than tuna to use

Cottage cheese/Tap is a good dip

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

zedprime posted:

Tablet is candied to soft or very nearly hard ball stage which corresponds to 90% sugar things to 10% water +- solids that do not crystalize or solvate. All the water in the butter, milk and condensed milk will basically be gone. Somebody who's a candy scientist can probably say pretty definitively what the pieces are gonna weigh. I worked it out to about 1.3kg of solids which means about 145g of water left or a total of 1.4 or 1.5kg of tablet.

Cute 2 oz blocks of candy. Seems fine for a treat.

Ok, now deep fry it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Auto ceviche?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

hawowanlawow posted:

god I hate tuna, but cottage cheese and tapatio are good

there has to be something better than tuna to use

pulse up some chickpeas and nori in the food processor?

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

axolotl farmer posted:

:laffo:

highly specific joke that reached it's very small audience 5/5 :sweden:



Lol, had no idea that was him on the cover before. Onkel Kånkel were too pure (or disgusting) for this world.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://twitter.com/pepsi/status/1526912002110652417

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

a sexual elk posted:

Here’s some homegrown. Started lifting weights again so made my old standard lunch, wife is super grossed out I’m consuming it but it’s gooood.


Low fat cottage cheese, a pack of tuna and Tapatio
Mmmmmmmmm
Welp here's to the second time these threads have made me physically queasy, congrats.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



Stop doing poo poo no one wants and bring back Holiday Spice, something at least one person wants.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I want Pepsi Natural/Raw again. I think I was the only person who ever bought it. The whole thing was dumb ‘natural’ marketing but it tasted really good.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I was a massive Pepsi Blue fan

Miss that poo poo

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Brawnfire posted:

I was a massive Pepsi Blue fan

Miss that poo poo

Came back briefly last year, was still pretty good.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I tried it again and did not like it. Much like with Crystal Pepsi, which was disappointing even as a kid.

What I'm saying is, bring back Raging Razzberry

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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RandolphCarter posted:

Came back briefly last year, was still pretty good.

What the--!?!? drat it!

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Pepsi Blue definitely belongs in this thread.

RIP Mountain Dew Pitch Black though.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Dark berry dr pepper is suprisingly good.

Vogon Poetry Slam
Nov 13, 2016

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Bring back the canned Baja Blast, cowards.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Shitstorm Trooper posted:

RIP Mountain Dew Pitch Black

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

When I die, I hope I'll taste dnL and Sprite Remix again one last time

The flavor of the end of highschool :unsmith:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I miss Josta but I think it was kind of terrible and it made me nauseated one time really bad when I drank some and got on a merry go round.

And Jolt is outrageous, but has an interesting flavor, still I don't think I'd drink it ever again.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I liked Squirt, don't know if it is still around.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zil posted:

I liked Squirt, don't know if it is still around.

It is, I somehow tried some for the first time last year and thought it was nasty

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I am hurting for a Squirt rn for real. I'd even take a fresca to the dome rn.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I don't drink soda anymore, but I'd try a New Coke just because I'm curious. They're probably long gone now, at least in the states.

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Diet Coke is more or less the New Coke flavoring formula.

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