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where is the IL-4 precious
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May 23, 2022 22:52
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Schnorkles posted:listen, COVID is over pal. There's a new sheriff in town. monkeypox STOLE those INFECTIONS, your favorite disease, me(COVID!), is still RELEVANT, I demand the CDC to INVESTIGATE where MONKEYPOX came from! FRAUDLENT MONKEYPOX INFECTIONS! THOSE BODIES WERE MEANT FOR ME!
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May 23, 2022 22:53
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aren't mutations happening constantly, and it's just a matter if they make the virus faster/stronger/better self-actualized?
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May 23, 2022 22:54
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Stereotype posted:except the bear trap is still firmly clamped onto the worldman's leg but he just isn't paying attention to it as he walks into another bear trap 
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May 23, 2022 22:54
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Stereotype posted:sideshow bob walking into rakes except each rake is a pandemic that kills millions
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May 23, 2022 22:54
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NeonPunk posted:
A family member sent these to us for xmas, because lol they got a deal on them. I had to intercept and throw away. Cancer averted!
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May 23, 2022 22:54
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Is there a minimum thickness necessary for nitrile gloves? Figure I might as well buy some more.
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May 23, 2022 22:55
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mdemone posted:where is the IL-4 precious we have il-2 at home already. I’ll put two patties and the special sauce from trader Joe and it’ll be just like the real thing 
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May 23, 2022 22:55
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Stereotype posted:sideshow bob walking into rakes except each rake is a pandemic that kills millions
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Stereotype posted:except the bear trap is still firmly clamped onto the worldman's leg but he just isn't paying attention to it as he walks into another bear trap you've gotta live your life
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May 23, 2022 22:56
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ikanreed posted:On the one hand, my childhood best friend just went into an airport, got into a metal tube with strangers, and went on vacation. Sounds like a good way to develop symptoms in the middle of the ocean.
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May 23, 2022 22:57
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kreeningsons posted:you've gotta live your life Not for long!
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May 23, 2022 22:57
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Why Am I So Tired posted:Is there a minimum thickness necessary for nitrile gloves? Figure I might as well buy some more. The thicker they are the less dexterity you will have, but they will be less likely to tear. So like mechanics would want thicker ones, medical peeps would want thinner ones.
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May 23, 2022 22:57
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doctor holding a big bag of dermal crusts gathered from various patients and chewing on them like jerky to build up immunity
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May 23, 2022 22:57
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Mini OP Update: Added a Monkeypox Quick FAQ - tracker, ECDC report, Twitter thread Removed some older covid maps Added the "Do you qualify for Paxlovid" and "How to get Paxlovid w/ screenshots" guides. Pingui posted:Mostly for the graphics, but also the publication: Added the images from above post to the Nightmare Fuel Gallery, didn't add the article because it's paywalled Removed the dead link to the Google Doc from the prior threads, this was actually in the OP twice because someone asked a mod to add it and they did even though it was already in the OP, which is fine and doesn't bother me Removed the massive respirator info dump and replaced it with a link to said info dump Removed the fake Official COVID-19 FAQ because it didn't really have any useful info and my jokes were weak
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May 23, 2022 22:57
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man are we really gonna do this again with monkey pox. except this time people are gonna lick door knobs on purpose to oppose lockdowns. this is maddening
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May 23, 2022 23:00
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Why Am I So Tired posted:Is there a minimum thickness necessary for nitrile gloves? Figure I might as well buy some more. i don't know about thickness, but i do know there are standards for certifying gloves that protect against viruses and microorganisms. early on in the pandemic i scored some gloves that were certified to EN ISO 374 or ASTM F 1671. they had a little biohazard symbol printed on the box. for what it's worth, they were 6 mil.
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May 23, 2022 23:01
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mawarannahr posted:I’m really sad my spring 2020 rum distillery sanitizer is running out. everything else is loaded with way too much gak. loving same, that poo poo was the bomb.
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May 23, 2022 23:01
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Strep Vote posted:loving same, that poo poo was the bomb. it’s good cover for smelling like rum all the time!
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May 23, 2022 23:03
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it owns that covid undermined both our political ability to fight future pandemics and our immune system's ability to fight off infections
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May 23, 2022 23:04
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fosborb posted:monkey pox data by case quoting this so i can find it later, thanks
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May 23, 2022 23:04
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I don't wanna deal with fomites forever. 
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May 23, 2022 23:05
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mdemone posted:something deeply and unprecedentedly hosed up is happening This seems to be happening a lot lately.
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May 23, 2022 23:05
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mdemone posted:where is the IL-4 precious You have let down our shitposting and our pandemic. You have the nerve not to manufacture IL-4 until now. Our population now need IL-4 mutations like the covid it breathes, like the Applebees it eats. This monkeypox now produces one IL-4 a day….It is a mockery of the CDC….I ask you not to try the government’s mildness, and demand that you manufacture more IL-4. This is my final warning.
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May 23, 2022 23:07
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mdemone posted:but does it have Interleukin-4 expression? I'll express interleukin-4 today!
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May 23, 2022 23:09
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I have been a weirdo about germs for years. Even though I know covid is airborne I still spray almost everything down with alcohol while I'm at work. I'm constantly sanitizing everything I touch. I am ready for the monkeypox.
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May 23, 2022 23:09
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 I'm way late on the peanut butter thing (thread bankruptcy) but even if you've been eating out of the jar throw it away Peanut butter has pockets due to the way they mix it and one part of the jar can be contaminated with salmonella while other parts are not
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May 23, 2022 23:11
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 Okay, so hear me out, what if we just didn't do this?  For a federal agency that is, to put it mildly, VERY concerned with optics they are suddenly not very concerned with optics. Is everyone that worked on HIV/AIDS at the CDC so broke-brained that they can't remember what happened in the 80s? Sorry LGBTQI folks, back in the meat grinder you go I guess. Is it normal to be this angry at everything? Asking for a friend.
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May 23, 2022 23:12
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Danru posted:Okay, so hear me out, what if we just didn't do this? Just getting ahead of the imminent overturning Obergefell v. Hodges and related case law to ban LGBTQI once and for all, OP.
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May 23, 2022 23:14
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Danru posted:
well as long as it only kills the gays it’s no big deal -fauci
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May 23, 2022 23:15
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kreeningsons posted:i don't know about thickness, but i do know there are standards for certifying gloves that protect against viruses and microorganisms. early on in the pandemic i scored some gloves that were certified to EN ISO 374 or ASTM F 1671. they had a little biohazard symbol printed on the box. for what it's worth, they were 6 mil. Thanks, that's really good to know. Do you by any chance remember the brand? For anyone looking, these are on sale right now - they seem to have the 374 on the box but nothing about the 1671, not sure if that matters. https://www.gloves.com/collections/clearance/products/dark-blue-nitrile-gloves
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May 23, 2022 23:17
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Gunshow Poophole posted:I'll express interleukin-4 today! you'll do it today.
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May 23, 2022 23:17
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Danru posted:
its hilarious because 'no, monkeypox hasn't mutated' is running right into a brick wall of 'well, why are ya'll pretending it's a homosexual-specific STI suddenly?' without a good explanation beyond 'well, they're both icky so i kind of assumed'
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May 23, 2022 23:19
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Trixie Hardcore posted:So everything I've read about monkeypox says if you get it once you won't get it again. Am I missing something here? Did we find out that you can get monkeypox over and over?
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May 23, 2022 23:19
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i got the spicy peanut butter and more than halfway through it
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May 23, 2022 23:20
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Strep Vote posted:Sounds like a good way to develop symptoms in the middle of the ocean. Sounds like a good way to sail back into the intro of an apocalyptic plague movie Schnorkles posted:there really isn't a way to "misattribute" literally smallpox on your body. The level of spread should be very obvious. Wasn't there already a tweet about "this cluster of particularly deadly chickenpox was probably monkey pox" Dog Case has issued a correction as of 23:23 on May 23, 2022 |
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May 23, 2022 23:20
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Danru posted:(..) They remember it very well, see when you explicitly want loving and sucking to commence, it is pretty useful to point a finger at a subgroup and imply they are the only ones at risk when loving and/or sucking. Just like it was in the 80s.
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May 23, 2022 23:20
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Oglethorpe posted:i got the spicy peanut butter and more than halfway through it congrats on your natural immunity to salmonella
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Delta-Wye posted:its hilarious because 'no, monkeypox hasn't mutated' is running right into a brick wall of 'well, why are ya'll pretending it's a homosexual-specific STI suddenly?' without a good explanation beyond 'well, they're both icky so i kind of assumed' fuckin Belgians
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