[PESTILENCE] that was a good era

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Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

i live across from the local school and they don't have a dashboard or even keep track of poo poo

they're constantly closing for random days and have no substitutes ever lol

# ? May 23, 2022 23:56

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:35

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

Shear Modulus posted:

I've got the parlay of monkeypox and covid fusing together

it's no big deal if it's everywhere because it's mild

My washing machine doesn't have a 60 degrees C setting. it has "cold," "warm," and "hot"

adjust your water heater up a bit and use hot

# ? May 23, 2022 23:56

Studio: Jan 15, 2008

Delta-Wye posted:

if you're in a group of goons and everyone seems normal, well buddy, do I have some news for you

# ? May 23, 2022 23:56

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Ebola Roulette posted:

I'm way late on the peanut butter thing
(thread bankruptcy)

but even if you've been eating out of the jar throw it away

Peanut butter has pockets due to the way they mix it and one part of the jar can be contaminated with salmonella while other parts are not

getting some mixed messages from forums poster Ebola Roulette

# ? May 23, 2022 23:56

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

jetz0r posted:

adjust your water heater up a bit and use hot

like gently caress I�m doing that to my hundreds of dollars of COVID thread merch

# ? May 23, 2022 23:57

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Greg Legg posted:

According to the "covid dashboard" for the district I'm working in this week, another student has tested positive for covid. A student in the room I was in today was out sick. Very interesting.

Tomorrow they are all going to a baseball game. The stadium is outdoors but it's a long bus ride. Oh boy.

I�m not sure whether �covid doesn�t spread at schools� applies to buses or stadiums. Be careful!!

# ? May 23, 2022 23:58

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

they're just hoping people won't admit they have monkeypox because that means they're gay, so the whole thing just disappears and humans have bumps all over now

# ? May 23, 2022 23:58

T-Paine: Dec 12, 2007; Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

https://twitter.com/daniela127/status/1527827685547843585

# ? May 23, 2022 23:59

The Oldest Man: Jul 28, 2003

The Oldest Man posted:

My company execs decided to do a huge summit for the first time in three years since covid is over now

The thing started Monday, they didn't even make it to Friday before everybody started getting sick

Hospitalization count from this event is now 1

# ? May 24, 2022 00:01

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Zugzwang posted:

I�m not sure whether �covid doesn�t spread at schools� applies to buses or stadiums. Be careful!!

schools have both so they're still good

# ? May 24, 2022 00:01

Shiroc: May 16, 2009; Sorry I'm late

Trixie Hardcore posted:

"Acceptable Tradeoff" didn't test well for a brand name.

Could Do Worse brand pantry staples

# ? May 24, 2022 00:01

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

i don't have any jars of jif because i prefer peanut butter rather than peanut-flavored palm oil spread

# ? May 24, 2022 00:03

Zisky: May 6, 2003; PM me and I will show you my tits

Oh hey a second case just popped up in Florida.

# ? May 24, 2022 00:06

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

Zugzwang posted:

I�m not sure whether �covid doesn�t spread at schools� applies to buses or stadiums. Be careful!!

hahaha. Yup, the class that all had covid a week ago all got it because the aide on the van they were riding in didn't know they had covid. It may not spread in schools but seems to do fine in transportation.

Now that I think of it, the only confirmed covid death I know of was a school bus driver my age. Maybe there's something to this!

# ? May 24, 2022 00:06

Hit Man: Mar 6, 2008; I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/23/cdc-officials-sound-alarm-for-gay-and-bisexual-men-as-monkeypox-spreads-in-community-.html

"Quit having butt sex gay people" - the CDC

# ? May 24, 2022 00:06

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

T-Paine posted:

https://twitter.com/daniela127/status/1527827685547843585

https://twitter.com/BigJerkJerry/status/1528565695889416193

# ? May 24, 2022 00:07

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Danru posted:

Okay, so hear me out, what if we just didn't do this?

For a federal agency that is, to put it mildly, VERY concerned with optics they are suddenly not very concerned with optics. Is everyone that worked on HIV/AIDS at the CDC so broke-brained that they can't remember what happened in the 80s? Sorry LGBTQI folks, back in the meat grinder you go I guess. Is it normal to be this angry at everything? Asking for a friend.

Hey guess who oversaw the catastrophic response to the AIDS crisis

# ? May 24, 2022 00:08

Shiroc: May 16, 2009; Sorry I'm late

Trixie Hardcore posted:

https://twitter.com/BigJerkJerry/status/1528565695889416193

NASA missions were completed much faster when people didn't slow things down reporting those issues

# ? May 24, 2022 00:10

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

kreeningsons posted:

you've gotta live your life

you gotta die sometime

# ? May 24, 2022 00:11

cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

Salt Fish posted:

Reading about cow pox vaccination, apparently what they would do in 1800 is scratch the healing blister from one person and then scratch another person to innoculate them. They could pass the vaccine from person to person with needing refrigerators or supply lines.

What I'm saying here is goon project.

This works because cowpox confers cross immunity with smallpox but cowpox still isn't something you want to get.

# ? May 24, 2022 00:11

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Shear Modulus posted:

i don't have any jars of jif because i prefer peanut butter rather than peanut-flavored palm oil spread

there�s just 2% or less of it, including molasses. probably makes it flow and spread better, which is probably why jif
makes the big bucks and snobs like you post jealously about them.

# ? May 24, 2022 00:11

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Lol

# ? May 24, 2022 00:12

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

I'm a mom of a toddler. I'm a NASA engineer. I'm a combination mom of toddler/nasa engineer.

# ? May 24, 2022 00:12

Jigsaw: Aug 14, 2008

cr0y posted:

This works because cowpox confers cross immunity with smallpox but cowpox still isn't something you want to get.

a disease you DON�T want to get??? now i�ve heard of everything!

# ? May 24, 2022 00:12

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

*anthony fauchi's head photoshopped over that dude from starship troopers* �Come on you sons of bitches. Do you wanna live forever?�

# ? May 24, 2022 00:12

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

possibly airborne virus that lives on surfaces for months to years

must be gay sex

# ? May 24, 2022 00:13

The Vinja Ninja: Mar 16, 2006; Sometimes, time beats you.

olives black posted:

Kirkland brand peanut butter ftw

But in Kirkland, The monkeypox has cometh

https://twitter.com/kxly4news/status/1528873747129802759

I just helped someone at my tech support job in king county with open sores on their face,

am I in danger?

# ? May 24, 2022 00:13

Internet Janitor: May 17, 2008; "That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."

ArmZ posted:

I'm a mom of a toddler. I'm a NASA engineer. I'm a combination mom of toddler/nasa engineer.

ok, but can you see why kids love the taste of the new covid crunch cereal???

# ? May 24, 2022 00:13

blandular: Aug 22, 2004

Delta-Wye posted:

1000 doses, for the thousand most important americans

/jabs the entire saudi royal family

lmao

# ? May 24, 2022 00:13

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

The Vinja Ninja posted:

But in Kirkland, The monkeypox has cometh

https://twitter.com/kxly4news/status/1528873747129802759

I just helped someone at my tech support job in king county with open sores on their face,

am I in danger?

monkeypox is endemic

# ? May 24, 2022 00:13

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

didn't a bunch of kids get monkey pox already? maybe they shouldnt be spreading this gay orgy stuff

# ? May 24, 2022 00:17

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

The Vinja Ninja posted:

But in Kirkland, The monkeypox has cometh

https://twitter.com/kxly4news/status/1528873747129802759

I just helped someone at my tech support job in king county with open sores on their face,

am I in danger?

oh gently caress

# ? May 24, 2022 00:17

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

we just have to accept that everyone is going to get monkeypox, there's nothing we could have done

# ? May 24, 2022 00:18

lobotomy molo: May 7, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rutibex posted:

3) weaponized monkey pox release by azov as a dead man's switch

blaming the nazis is always a solid choice. :hmmrona:

plus they had physical control of the biolabs full of weaponized monkeypox and now they�re worried they�re gonna get wiped out. murderous psychos

# ? May 24, 2022 00:19

Shiroc: May 16, 2009; Sorry I'm late

The Vinja Ninja posted:

But in Kirkland, The monkeypox has cometh

https://twitter.com/kxly4news/status/1528873747129802759

I just helped someone at my tech support job in king county with open sores on their face,

am I in danger?

lol gently caress. Kirkland will be the end of us

# ? May 24, 2022 00:20