Bicyclops posted:

Frasier: I think this might date back to your childhood, caller. Larry, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Larry, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate you as a child. Thank you for your call.

Bicyclops posted:

Frasier: I think this might date back to your childhood, caller. Larry, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Larry, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate you as a child. Thank you for your call.

Bicyclops posted:

Frasier: I think this might date back to your childhood, caller. Larry, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Larry, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate you as a child. Thank you for your call.

American McGay posted:

Larry had a traumatic experience with bubbles when he was a kid (getting trapped inside one and floating away).

Bicyclops posted:

Frasier: I think this might date back to your childhood, caller. Larry, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Larry, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate you as a child. Thank you for your call.

Wormskull posted:

You lay your friend out clean with a haymaker and then take his Gameboy to watch it, like a true 90s kid.

goethe.cx posted:

https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1496191592117542917?s=20&t=BMPZA7FPP_p_HeXtwm5sZw

lovely-rear end move

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

symbolic posted:

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

mbt posted:

waiting 3 months to share expert mario 64 tricks. terrifying first post.

mbt posted:

waiting 3 months to share expert mario 64 tricks. terrifying first post.

mbt posted:

waiting 3 months to share expert mario 64 tricks. terrifying first post.

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

symbolic posted:

imagining an epic episode of Family Feud where Steve Harvey's disbelief morphs into overdramaticf shock when Pjotr turns out to be on the board for "Name a man's name starting with P"

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

GameCube posted:

catching up. lmao

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

Sub-Actuality posted:

welcome to imp zone

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

goferchan posted:

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

Sub-Actuality posted:

welcome to imp zone

goferchan posted:

goferchan posted:

goferchan posted:

I got the tude now posted:

Whispering sm64 facts in her ear like the ying Yang twins. Works every time

I got the tude now posted:

Whispering sm64 facts in her ear like the ying Yang twins. Works every time

my morning jackass posted:

“Wait till you see my kick”