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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
This one's always great: the Guy Fawkes hacker:

https://i.imgur.com/IO1u5r2.mp4

(This stupid poo poo is used in so much B-roll for *any* story involving "anonymous" or even just hackers in general.)


Then there's hoodie hacker (I'm guessing Mr. Robot started this?):

https://i.imgur.com/rZ7LJMH.mp4

They usually at some point put their fingertips together whilst being surrounded by black screens scrolling green text... a very common thing all hackers do. (see above)


Post some other common real world ultra realistic hacker types, like the above.

Otherwise, post whatever hacker you want! :greencube::phoneline::phone:

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Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Where the gently caress is Robert Redford?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

really makes u think

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
the hackers in the infosec training we have to take for work are always look like crust punks with computers set up in abandoned warehouses so probably that

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
The hoody thing predates Mr Robot. It's just the modern equivalent of a trench coat and fedora.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004





Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I assume all hackers are Russians, nazis, or both.

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Ds9CeG-VY

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


this movie came out right after the matrix and has bullet time but not for this scene unfortunately

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

if you didn't get severely horned up when you saw angelina jolie in hackers your heart is not pumping blood

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


wowzers

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

if you didn't get severely horned up when you saw angelina jolie in hackers your heart is not pumping blood

i was going to call u a creep but she was 20 when that movie came out?! but I still say she looks like a literal child in it, so... creep

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Doctor Dogballs posted:

i was going to call u a creep but she was 20 in that movie ?! but I'm still going to say she looks like a literal child in it, so... creep

the gently caress

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


the movie film "hackers" sucks poo poo

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6rsi7BEtk

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Im hacking your post right now OP try to stop me i have two keyboards and three screens :owned:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://i.imgur.com/xy2WbqV.gifv

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Someone post the csi two hackers one keyboard

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://i.imgur.com/00cVfSV.gifv

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Pimpcasso posted:

Someone post the csi two hackers one keyboard

I gotchu fam

https://i.imgur.com/a5KqlRu.gifv

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

Doctor Dogballs posted:

the movie film "hackers" sucks poo poo

ill fight

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Neo doing that superman thing again.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

:tipshat:

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer

Doctor Dogballs posted:

the movie film "hackers" sucks poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTWwrO9XjaE

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://hackertyper.net/

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Doctor Dogballs posted:

the movie film "hackers" sucks poo poo

wow you must thing sucking poo poo is the greatest thing on earth, that's cool man i'm not here to kinkshame, just enjoy hackers (1995)

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

Someone keeps hacking my posts which is why they're so bad

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem

Doctor Dogballs posted:

the movie film "hackers" sucks poo poo

Hackers (1995) is a goddamn masterpiece!!

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.

I would watch a full movie of just Lillard being this goober.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://i.imgur.com/Mb05AzA.gifv

the heebie-gbs
Apr 23, 2007

♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫
       /
:sax:

wrap it up hackailures

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



What color hat?
This is important

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Ralph Hurley posted:

What color hat?
This is important

cybertronic :cool:

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

the best hacker will always be the decker



  • computer look like a skateboard
  • you "sling" a deck
  • good at stealing money from corporations
  • very mobile while hacking as long as you stay connected to an access port
  • can wear cyberpants


the worst hacker is the otaku or the technomancer


  • literally just a nerd who is so Terminally Online they got the ability to access the net with their mind
  • Call themselves otaku
  • pretend they're wizards or some poo poo but it's all digital, who cares

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 04:36 on May 25, 2022

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