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DELETE CASCADE posted:the playstation 5. lmao who even knows someone with one of those i have one and never ever use it. the store sent me an e-mail saying "hey we have a lot coming for sale at [time]" and... they did!
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web rings, guestbooks, and sites promising to have nude pics of every female celebrity which you could only see by voting for the site in at least five ranking sites.
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Sweevo posted:web rings, guestbooks, and sites promising to have nude pics of every female celebrity which you could only see by voting for the site in at least five ranking sites. qsvui posted:image leeching Navigating through broken image links through memorized rote mouse clicks, but the url's are still there. Hypnospace Outlaw captured that feeling so well.
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Carthag Tuek posted:image maps
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mystes posted:client side? aren't those called tables? edit: gently caress, clearly I forgot
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May 24, 2022 23:23
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The trend of splitting images into tables was a little later
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didnt some adobe product have a feature for generating the image fragments and html table for an image? i remember doing that for a gaming clan webpage in 1999 or so
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yeah dreamweaver would do all the code and cut-ups for client side imagemaps
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nudgenudgetilt posted:motherfuckin cgi-bin literally triggered lol what an awful era
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nudgenudgetilt posted:motherfuckin cgi-bin
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nudgenudgetilt posted:motherfuckin cgi-bin lol
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Jonny 290 posted:yeah dreamweaver would do all the code and cut-ups for client side imagemaps photoshop would do a slices export with some light html to hold it in place. it'd generate mouse behaviors from layers so you could make an image button that was textless and i'm guessing also not a button it was very much a weak attempt to offer webpage functionality before they shrugged and bought macromedia wholesale
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It was not that weak at the time because literally everyone was making web pages with sliced images in tables for a couple years.
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i added an image map to a website in 2018 because i was being paid to move a bunch of stuff from a government site into wordpress, and that was part of it
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mystes posted:It was not that weak at the time because literally everyone was making web pages with sliced images in tables for a couple years. tables for layout really hosed up the web for a long time, and then CSS came along and fixed it, except MS were too dumb to understand what the words "height" and "width" mean, so everyone had to write hacky css for years instead 
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mystes posted:It was not that weak at the time because literally everyone was making web pages with sliced images in tables for a couple years. true, true. as a competitor to full dreamweaver it wasn't much but as a page maker it was handy. i only remember it because i used it for sites like everyone else back then lol
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Not funny but tech poo poo I just remembered: Truetype typefaces (can) contain text. A lot of the time it's a description of the typeface and/or info about the foundry/designer. But you couldn't view it without installing an extra tool in Windows Whatever.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Not funny but tech poo poo I just remembered: Truetype typefaces (can) contain text. A lot of the time it's a description of the typeface and/or info about the foundry/designer. But you couldn't view it without installing an extra tool in Windows Whatever.
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Armitag3 posted:what’s about .dtf fonts? I was excited until I learned that was the name of the font, not the description.
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Volmarias posted:I was excited until I learned that was the name of the font, not the description. would u gently caress a font
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Gentle Autist posted:would u gently caress a font only wingdings
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Gentle Autist posted:would u gently caress a font *typeface
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yeah, kern all over my typeface
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Gentle Autist posted:would u gently caress a font Times New Roman isn't wearing anything under that toga. 
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Gentle Autist posted:would u gently caress a font is that a serif in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me
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nudgenudgetilt posted:motherfuckin cgi-bin mystes posted:Luckily we no longer have a model where individual functions are spun up in response to http requests in 2022 EXCUSE ME this is called "serverless" now and it's actually extremely cool. 
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Silver Alicorn posted:comic glans is right there That's what I meant, drat
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posting about a-10 attack! in the donkey tech thread reminded me... there was a mac updater engine that allowed itself to be shipped configured only to check for files to update by matching the name of the file to its own list... and nothing else. also, if you didn't have whatever file it was looking for, it would go ahead and tell you "Couldn't find $THIS_FILE. Exiting." since it didn't check filesize, checksum, or contents in any way, if you were dedicated enough, you could fail your way through creating however many text files named $THIS_FILE, $THAT_FILE, and so on, until you had created a directory full of text files that the updater then happily replaced with actual, functioning content. that's my "how i got to play a-10 cuba" success story, though i never did find another software vendor that goofed it up as bad as parsoft (rip).
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