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carry on then posted:guy who presents from a powerpoint window occupying about 1/4 of his screen guy sharing his screen from an ultra-ultrawide monitor with the window stretched full screen
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May 25, 2022 23:48
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the really sexy guy without a shirt on
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May 25, 2022 23:49
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the really sexy lady without a shirt on
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May 25, 2022 23:49
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Gentle Autist posted:windows user linux user
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May 25, 2022 23:54
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guy who talks for 5 minutes using nothing but words like "probably, you know, mostly kinda like how, uh, you know, the implementation is ah, you know, probably kinda uh probably" and whose net statement is "i dont know"
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May 26, 2022 00:08
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akadajet posted:the really sexy guy without a shirt on akadajet posted:the really sexy lady without a shirt on man am i ever in the wrong meetings
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May 26, 2022 00:08
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rotor posted:man am i ever in the wrong meetings i say that to myself every meeting
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May 26, 2022 00:13
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guy who shows up 25 minutes late to a 30 minute meeting and has 15 minutes of irrelevant bullshit to bring up
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May 26, 2022 00:15
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the one that shows up dressed like harrison ford's stunt double in indiana jones
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May 26, 2022 00:15
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Gnossiennes posted:guy sharing his screen from an ultra-ultrawide monitor with the window stretched full screen guy who's blind as a bat and can't see my shared screen no matter how far I zoom in
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May 26, 2022 00:19
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Armitag3 posted:guy who screen shares from his ultrawide so no one can actually read anything guy who screen shares his ultrawide in portrait mode
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May 26, 2022 00:26
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guy taking the call from the bathroom (could be champion or loser, many factors at play here)
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May 26, 2022 00:30
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Gentle Autist posted:person who uses endless acronyms and jargon and makes most people feel dumb that they don’t know them bro if you're going to do 6 posts in a row at least make sure they're funny
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May 26, 2022 00:36
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dumbass australian
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May 26, 2022 00:36
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guy who is unironically enjoying the meeting and misses virtual happy hour
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May 26, 2022 00:54
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AnimeIsTrash posted:dumbass australian person who repeats themselves too much
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May 26, 2022 00:55
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guy who goes off on a 2 minute soliloquy that is just rehashing a dumber version of the last 10 minutes of the meeting
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May 26, 2022 01:14
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marshmallow
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May 26, 2022 02:19
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AnimeIsTrash posted:bro if you're going to do 6 posts in a row at least make sure they're funny i post how i want. i never post funny. dwi
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May 26, 2022 03:56
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guy who spends 10 minutes ranting about how hard it was to do his task every time
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May 26, 2022 06:15
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Gentle Autist posted:i post how i want. i never post funny. dwi Opps I was going to write jk i'm not funny either but then I went to eat some trail mix and forgot.
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May 26, 2022 17:03
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guy who laughs at his joke for a solid 2 minutes before proceeding with their presentation
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May 26, 2022 17:03
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guy that talks about the weather at the beginning of every meeting and then contributes nothing of value
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May 26, 2022 17:13
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:contributes nothing of value when in rome,
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May 26, 2022 18:24
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Nice day here today *points laptop webcam out window*
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May 26, 2022 18:27
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the one who drags the meeting 10-15 minutes over time asking specific questions about things that their team has absolutely nothing to do with and no one in the room can do anything about or will have their work materially change with or without knowledge of
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May 26, 2022 20:08
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Pollyanna posted:the one who drags the meeting 10-15 minutes over time asking specific questions about things that their team has absolutely nothing to do with and no one in the room can do anything about or will have their work materially change with or without knowledge of precocious little scamps.
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May 26, 2022 21:07
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Pollyanna posted:the one who drags the meeting 10-15 minutes over time asking specific questions about things that their team has absolutely nothing to do with and no one in the room can do anything about or will have their work materially change with or without knowledge of My favorite variant of this type of guy is during the end of a meeting they ask a series of questions about the topics discussed in the meeting and you have a 2nd meeting.
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May 26, 2022 21:12
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You stayed for the whole meeting, why on earth would you ask what it's about at the end??? Absolutely maddening
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May 26, 2022 21:13
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AnimeIsTrash posted:My favorite variant of this type of guy is during the end of a meeting they ask a series of questions about the topics discussed in the meeting and you have a 2nd meeting. 🔫
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May 26, 2022 21:16
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squirt gun emoji
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May 26, 2022 21:18
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the one who's invited as an fyi but hijacks the agenda within the first 10 minutes the one who organized the meeting and still lets him do it
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May 26, 2022 21:25
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the one who invited as many people as they could and let god sort them out
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May 26, 2022 21:27
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akadajet posted:squirt gun emoji squirt gun emoji
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May 26, 2022 21:37
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May 26, 2022 21:41
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guy who constantly leaves his mic unmuted and you can only hear him breathing heavily in to it
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May 26, 2022 23:45
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mister eating potato chips from the bag
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May 27, 2022 00:08
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NOT the guy who includes an agenda on the invite!
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May 27, 2022 00:28
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rotor posted:mister eating potato chips from the bag i keep a few bags of vintage sun chips around just for this
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