MLB N/V 2022: Wishing you a zip zap kazoo, which is just enough to lose by one

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SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

# ? May 27, 2022 19:00

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:11

Critical: Aug 23, 2007

Twin Cinema posted:

I will never put someone on ignore. I will read all your garbage posts!

So, I complained to my partner about Bo at the end of April, and she said "he'll turn it around." He turned it around within a day or two. Then, late last week, I complained about Vlad in May, and she said "he'll turn it around." He hit a home run that same day.

I am not sure what to do with this power.

(for the record, me complaining was just pointing out they have hit a rough patch. Not that I was worried it was indicative of future performance)

told my dad a couple weeks ago trevor story was completely washed and welp

# ? May 27, 2022 19:29

Kilometers Davis: Jul 9, 2007; They begin again

mentholmoose posted:

Baseball's Philly cheesesteak eating contest

This made me crave a cheesesteak and I�m about to order one.

# ? May 27, 2022 19:40

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

Twin Cinema posted:

I will never put someone on ignore. I will read all your garbage posts!

So, I complained to my partner about Bo at the end of April, and she said "he'll turn it around." He turned it around within a day or two. Then, late last week, I complained about Vlad in May, and she said "he'll turn it around." He hit a home run that same day.

I am not sure what to do with this power.

(for the record, me complaining was just pointing out they have hit a rough patch. Not that I was worried it was indicative of future performance)

Talk to them about Teoscar please

# ? May 27, 2022 19:42

Ace Jameson: Feb 10, 2006

Those Rockies unis are so generic and lovely, and the hat from the airport gift shop is just the cherry on top.

# ? May 27, 2022 19:45

Twin Cinema: Jun 1, 2006; Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

Critical posted:

told my dad a couple weeks ago trevor story was completely washed and welp

Please don't use this power to help the Red Sox.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Talk to them about Teoscar please

Good idea. I have been so focused on Vladdy, I didn't truly realize how rough Teoscar has been since returning. Gonna try to work my magic today.

# ? May 27, 2022 20:49

Shine: Feb 26, 2007; No Muscles For The Majority

Twin Cinema posted:

I will never put someone on ignore. I will read all your garbage posts!

So, I complained to my partner about Bo at the end of April, and she said "he'll turn it around." He turned it around within a day or two. Then, late last week, I complained about Vlad in May, and she said "he'll turn it around." He hit a home run that same day.

I am not sure what to do with this power.

I assume a month ago you told her, "wow, the Mariners are off a a nice start!"

# ? May 27, 2022 21:00

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

davecrazy posted:

We don�t talk enough about the 2004 ALCS and how the was one of the pinnacle moments in modern baseball.

e: a letter

No it isn't and gently caress the red sox

# ? May 27, 2022 21:05

AlbertFlasher: Feb 14, 2006; Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

Kirios posted:

I miss pessimistic mcmagic.

# ? May 27, 2022 21:45

AlbertFlasher: Feb 14, 2006; Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

mentholmoose posted:

Baseball's Philly cheesesteak eating contest

# ? May 27, 2022 21:46

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1530289355658493952?s=20&t=dl0zmTOiTd8XLXrLkMiRXg

# ? May 27, 2022 22:05

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

If guns saved us from becoming communism, why is there a Democrat in the White House?

# ? May 27, 2022 22:23

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Gabe is cool

https://twitter.com/extrabaggs/status/1530297672187277312

# ? May 27, 2022 22:53

Kilometers Davis: Jul 9, 2007; They begin again

Inspector_666 posted:

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1530289355658493952?s=20&t=dl0zmTOiTd8XLXrLkMiRXg

This is great. I�m so glad this thread introduced me to Angell

# ? May 27, 2022 22:54

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

lmao owned

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/1530297752453791744

Whole lotta guys pissing hot this year.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Gabe is cool

https://twitter.com/extrabaggs/status/1530297672187277312

Cool but if he really wanted to break brains he should've come out and knelt on the field.

# ? May 27, 2022 22:56

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Gabe is cool

https://twitter.com/extrabaggs/status/1530297672187277312

He's so hot omg

# ? May 27, 2022 22:58

Twin Cinema: Jun 1, 2006; Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

Shine posted:

I assume a month ago you told her, "wow, the Mariners are off a a nice start!"

I never use these powers for evil!

I did just tell her about Teoscar, and she said, "I don't know. I don't have faith in him like I did with Bo and Vlad." So, I am currently unsure if she's a major part of Teoscar finding his magic again. We will see how this works out.

# ? May 27, 2022 23:02

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Gabe is cool

https://twitter.com/extrabaggs/status/1530297672187277312

didn't he like kinda cover up a sex crime

# ? May 27, 2022 23:14

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Inspector_666 posted:

I'm kind of bleh on the Rockies connect unis overall but that arm patch fuckin' rules, I dunno why I love it so much.

Their follow-up Tweet shows the patches in more detail.

https://twitter.com/Rockies/status/1530197659922964480

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

didn't he like kinda cover up a sex crime

IDK but he is an advocate of going to tanning beds to get UV straight to your nuts

# ? May 27, 2022 23:32

Traxis: Jul 2, 2006

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

didn't he like kinda cover up a sex crime

No, he didn't cover up a sex crime, he covered up multiple sex crimes.

https://www.si.com/.amp/mlb/2019/02/05/nick-francona-gabe-kapler-controversy-los-angeles-dodgers-assault-allegations

# ? May 27, 2022 23:37

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Sydin posted:

lmao owned

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/1530297752453791744

Whole lotta guys pissing hot this year.

Cool but if he really wanted to break brains he should've come out and knelt on the field.

I thought he got popped for Ibuprofen at first flance

# ? May 27, 2022 23:40

GoatSeeGuy: Dec 26, 2003; What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I thought he got popped for Ibuprofen at first flance

With all the fighting and the drugs Nolan Ryan is a menace to society.

Just say no kids.

# ? May 27, 2022 23:55

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Shine posted:

I assume a month ago you told her, "wow, the Mariners are off a a nice start!"

My post is to blame for the Mariners woes :v:

Intruder posted:

"Remember the time people thought the Mariners were finally for real but they turned out to be frauds" is just that do you have any idea how little that narrows it down meme from Batman Beyond

At the time of the post, the M's were 10-6. Since then they've gone 8-21

# ? May 27, 2022 23:59

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Crazy Ted posted:

Their follow-up Tweet shows the patches in more detail.

https://twitter.com/Rockies/status/1530197659922964480

what does the yellow sleeve patch mean? the denver airport, maybe?

# ? May 28, 2022 01:29

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

Arivia posted:

what does the yellow sleeve patch mean? the denver airport, maybe?

Second base at Coors field

# ? May 28, 2022 01:35

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Arivia posted:

what does the yellow sleeve patch mean? the denver airport, maybe?

The two black diamonds are a reference to skiing, 5280 is the the elevation of that stripe of seats in the stadium exactly 1 mile above sea level, and the coordinates are the stadium location

bawfuls fucked around with this message at 02:05 on May 28, 2022

# ? May 28, 2022 01:53

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

So apparently Joc Pederson and Tommy Pham got into a big fight before the game... over their fantasy football league.

# ? May 28, 2022 02:01

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Hell yeah I would much prefer dumb bro fights over fantasy football than all the unwritten rules bullshit

# ? May 28, 2022 02:04

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Ammat The Ankh posted:

So apparently Joc Pederson and Tommy Pham got into a big fight before the game... over their fantasy football league.

It's probably like a 50k buyin league lol

# ? May 28, 2022 02:13

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

bawfuls posted:

The two black diamonds are a reference to skiing, 5280 is the the elevation of that stripe of seats in the stadium exactly 1 mile above sea level, and the coordinates are the stadium location

What's the ROX for then?

Also has anyone ever had sex in the mile high club at coors field

# ? May 28, 2022 02:25

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/enosarris/status/1530359166485041152?t=I4kE1_cjg06_JD48IZTG_w&s=19

Joc deserved what he got

# ? May 28, 2022 02:35

rickiep00h: Aug 16, 2010; BATDANCE

Arivia posted:

What's the ROX for then?

Also has anyone ever had sex in the mile high club at coors field

ROX is short for Rockies

# ? May 28, 2022 02:37

goodog: Nov 3, 2007

bawfuls posted:

The two black diamonds are a reference to skiing, 5280 is the the elevation of that stripe of seats in the stadium exactly 1 mile above sea level, and the coordinates are the stadium location

I've heard skiiers often wear sports jerseys so it's easy to find them from a distance.

So of course the first skiing themed jersey would act like camoflauge and make it impossible for people to find the wearer or their corpse.

# ? May 28, 2022 03:00

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Ammat The Ankh posted:

So apparently Joc Pederson and Tommy Pham got into a big fight before the game... over their fantasy football league.

https://twitter.com/extrabaggs/status/1530355771694645248?s=20&t=yNf3q7a1kC4PdBUAj0OQNw

Lmao

# ? May 28, 2022 03:01

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/enosarris/status/1530359166485041152?t=I4kE1_cjg06_JD48IZTG_w&s=19

Joc deserved what he got

Way to break the cardinal sin of fantasy football!

# ? May 28, 2022 03:07

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

goodog posted:

I've heard skiiers often wear sports jerseys so it's easy to find them from a distance.

uh what?

# ? May 28, 2022 03:08

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Spoeank posted:

Joc deserved what he got

# ? May 28, 2022 03:17

RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

bawfuls posted:

uh what?

When everyone is wearing identical Spyder ski suits or whatever, it�s easy to spot your friend when he�s wearing a Nolan Ryan jersey.

# ? May 28, 2022 03:27

Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

RCarr posted:

When everyone is wearing identical Spyder ski suits or whatever, it�s easy to spot your friend when he�s wearing a Nolan Ryan jersey.

Even easier when he's wearing a pair of Wrangler jeans too

# ? May 28, 2022 03:28

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:11

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Kilometers Davis posted:

This is great. I�m so glad this thread introduced me to Angell

Yeah I am shamefully underread in Angell's work, but everybody who I love as a baseball writer says he was their biggest inspiration so it's a hell of a legacy.

# ? May 28, 2022 03:31

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