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I haven't seen Maverick yet or anything and that's not what this thread is about. But you really got to admit that Top Gun was a genius movie. It's a generic lovely romance movie but with a bunch of clips from the Air Force to disguise everything and make the guys think they are watching a good movie with a good storyline.
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And it introduced us to the concept of "The Danger Zone." For that I am eternally grateful.
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# ? May 28, 2022 03:21 |
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it owns op. gonna go see the new one tomorrow with my old man. pretty psyched tbh.
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# ? May 28, 2022 03:24 |
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It pioneered adding a cool rock soundtrack to war.
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# ? May 28, 2022 03:32 |
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Wizard Mast- oh, huh. Okay.
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# ? May 28, 2022 03:33 |
It made me realize it wasn't just the navy that was full of gay sex. Really broadened my horizons
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# ? May 28, 2022 04:22 |
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Just another thing you and ole toefucker agree on, OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF1LXL6OOsM
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# ? May 28, 2022 04:29 |
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I miss BBC And Wizard Master I guess
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# ? May 28, 2022 05:21 |
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Treecko posted:I miss BBC I'm sure you can find some BBC.
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# ? May 28, 2022 09:44 |
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What's BBC or wizard.masters deal?
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# ? May 28, 2022 09:49 |
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Treecko posted:I miss BBC
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# ? May 28, 2022 09:57 |
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Wizard M a s t e r has not been perma'd. Edit: Nor has Big Beef City. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 11:54 on May 28, 2022 |
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BBC been hanging out in the aggro crag lately
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# ? May 28, 2022 12:18 |
very homoeotic, top 10
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# ? May 28, 2022 12:21 |
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Top Gun is about the Navy, not the Air Force. Try and pay a little more attention to a movie before you try and ruin its reputation on a public forum like this.
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STABASS posted:Top Gun is about the Navy, not the Air Force. Try and pay a little more attention to a movie before you try and ruin its reputation on a public forum like this. oh no don't ruin the Mormonforce with gay poo poo
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# ? May 28, 2022 13:08 |
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Top Gun is literally a propaganda movie that encourages men to join the military by promising them they'll get to hang out with other men who are big and manly like them.
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# ? May 28, 2022 13:13 |
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Who's the Bottom Gun?
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# ? May 28, 2022 13:14 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Top Gun is literally a propaganda movie that encourages men to join the military by promising them they'll get to hang out with other men who are big and manly like them. Yes, I joined the Navy because I wanted to serve my country alongside some Grade-A beefcakes. Imagine my surprise when it turns out everyone in the Navy is just a skinny-fat alcoholic! Anyway, I've been AWOL ever since.
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I'm surprised its propaganda honestly. Just totally surprised.
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# ? May 28, 2022 13:24 |
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If it's propaganda for the navy why the heck are they in airplanes all the time? Boats don't fly!!
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# ? May 28, 2022 13:31 |
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"Join the Military, its where Goose died"
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# ? May 28, 2022 13:34 |
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I like the parts of top gun where the guns go pew pew and the men bring out their guns to play volleyball, fingers crossed for more of both of those things!
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# ? May 28, 2022 14:00 |
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It was pretty hosed up of Maverick to throw Goose's dog tags in the ocean. Maybe his wife would have wanted them, you selfish gently caress? I bet you took the flag from his coffin too. I'm glad he retired from the military and went into private contracting and died in Collateral.
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# ? May 28, 2022 14:19 |
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I feel the need. The need for speed! No but drug addiction is a serious problem and nothing to laugh at.
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# ? May 28, 2022 14:33 |
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It never occurred to me that the Navy needs janitors, too, until I met a guy who was happy to spend four years mopping floors on a boat. He would go into minute detail explaining his intensely focused petty ways of inconvenience his commanding officers. Goose died because the guy whose job it was to adjust the canopies so that the plane drivers wouldn't hit their head on ejection was probably held up by a guy like this dude who made him go back and walk around his waxed floor the proper way.
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# ? May 28, 2022 15:11 |
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I like the part when he rides his motorcycle with no helmet and jumps it even. Hell yeah.
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# ? May 28, 2022 19:06 |
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The entire movie takes place at 4 PM
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Devils Affricate posted:The entire movie takes place at 4 PM Looks that's just how it is in the US Army, the commodore makes the rules not me
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# ? May 29, 2022 00:17 |
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After the movies about Vietnam, the Pentagon decided that we needed more positive warmonger movies. This is also how we got Iron Man. gently caress the MIC, they took good movies away from us.
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# ? May 29, 2022 00:28 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Top Gun is literally a propaganda movie that encourages men to join the military by promising them they'll get to hang out with other men who are big and manly like them. Don't forget the promise of hot gay sex with big manly men
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# ? May 29, 2022 00:42 |
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Top Gun is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the loving line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
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# ? May 29, 2022 00:55 |
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I've seen several tiktoks about veterans who are now battling advanced cases of cancer from coming into contact with JP-8. So many of the replies were of people telling similar stories of swimming in the stuff.
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# ? May 29, 2022 00:57 |
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just watched it yesterday I forgot how much use the same couple songs get
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Hardawn posted:I've seen several tiktoks about veterans who are now battling advanced cases of cancer from coming into contact with JP-8. So many of the replies were of people telling similar stories of swimming in the stuff. wtf
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Stink Billyums posted:just watched it yesterday I forgot how much use the same couple songs get Hopefully they're all by Kenny Loggins. Probably gonna go watch it tomorrow
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phasmid posted:After the movies about Vietnam, the Pentagon decided that we needed more positive warmonger movies. This is also how we got Iron Man. gently caress the MIC, they took good movies away from us. top gun maverick trip report: way better military propaganda movie than any marvel trash 9/10 docked one point for lack of homoerotic beach volleyball there is only somewhat homoerotic beach football "dogfight football:" offense and defense at the same time
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# ? May 29, 2022 03:53 |
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The only black pilot in the movie was called "Sundown."
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Chief McHeath posted:The only black pilot in the movie was called "Sundown." In the completely psychotic original script Viper changed Sundown's name to Fungus in his first scene also Maverick took getting shot down in the ladies' room so poorly he hid in Charlie's backseat and rode home with her without her knowledge shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 03:21 on May 30, 2022 |
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Previa_fun posted:lack of homoerotic beach volleyball hard pass
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