hbag posted:i would go to the gym but my mentally ill zoomer brain doesn't want other people i know irl to know that im making efforts to improve my body for some reason get some cheapo dumbbells you can use at home to build the confidence you need to go to the gym and pick up heavier weights than you can afford
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PokeJoe posted:get some cheapo dumbbells you can use at home to build the confidence you need to go to the gym and pick up heavier weights than you can afford EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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i hate my family knowing that i'm exercising so i tell them i'm going out to have sex and bam no questions asked. try that one hbag
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they also know i do drugs so if i don't tell them they'll probably assume im off to shoot up heroin under an overpass or something
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bob dobbs is dead posted:semaglutide has more like a 100% success rate yeah the things that affect hormones being so effective make me put more weight on the hormonal theory of obesity. eat sugar or carbs, insulin spikes, your body reads insulin in your system as 'time of plenty dont touch the reserves' and you never actually burn fat. in like 30 years we're going to look back on fat america with 20-20 vision and know why the entire nation was obese, but today they're still figuring out how it's not another case of american exceptionalism.
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On the subject of health and weight loss, today I baked a cheesecake that contains among other things (including the topping and crust): 5 eggs and 2 egg yolks 4 packs of cream cheese 1.5 sticks butter 1.5 boxes of graham crackers 8 ounces of goat cheese at least 1 cup of sugar RokosCockatrice posted:yeah the things that affect hormones being so effective make me put more weight on the hormonal theory of obesity. eat sugar or carbs, insulin spikes, your body reads insulin in your system as 'time of plenty dont touch the reserves' and you never actually burn fat. in like 30 years we're going to look back on fat america with 20-20 vision and know why the entire nation was obese, but today they're still figuring out how it's not another case of american exceptionalism. It's pretty clear that people just tend to eat too much given unlimited access to tasty food bob dobbs is dead is right that drugs that affect appetite are the only reliable means of weight loss but this stuff has gotten way too wrapped up various moralistic ideas and the naturalistic fallacy mystes fucked around with this message at 18:56 on May 30, 2022 |
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im going to go nuke one of those tiny microwave pizzas we got with the groceries today i also have a regular pizza in the fridge but the tiny microwave ones hit different
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hbag posted:they also know i do drugs so if i don't tell them they'll probably assume im off to shoot up heroin under an overpass or something I feel like Brits should call overpasses "uppy-downy cross-cross roads" or something
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Truman Peyote posted:i was pretty intimidated about going to the gym when i first started but in practice everybody just ignores each other when they're there. if you can somehow force yourself to try it, i think it would be worth it. i saunter around the locker room naked and joke around loudly with the other old guys
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alright i did 1 rep of 12 box squats and either im doing them wrong or they're not that bad
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hbag posted:alright i did 1 rep of 12 box squats and either im doing them wrong or they're not that bad
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when my dad took swimming lessons in the 60s the whole class would just hop in the pool butt naked. gently caress!
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Gotta start somewhere
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lord fifth posted:i hate my family knowing that i'm exercising so i tell them i'm going out to have sex and bam no questions asked. try that one hbag But sex is exercise. Sexercise
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mystes posted:I think the other people in this thread have been talking about squats with weights not bodyweight squats which ones produce more cake
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cls: poolside 😎
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KirbyKhan posted:But sex is exercise. otoh the original assumption, thet they were doing heroin, tends to more reliably lead to weight-loss.
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Took the dog for a two mile walk around the neighborhood and drat near every yard had grills going and it smelled amazing.
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Video Nasty posted:Took the dog for a two mile walk around the neighborhood and drat near every yard had grills going and it smelled amazing. it is a beautiful time of year. i got a box of cigars and look like such a tool puffing away on very long but extremely pleasant walks
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hbag posted:which ones produce more cake Lift heavy. You can do a goblet squat with anything you can pick up pretty much. Go read a beginner program and do a few major lifts
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do they still sell diet pills like in requiem for a dream? just pop a few of those every day yeah
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lord fifth posted:do they still sell diet pills like in requiem for a dream? just pop a few of those every day yeah i dont want to do speed
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hbag posted:i dont want to do speed kids today got no gumption
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one or more of my neighbors has a wood fireplace and it makes the whole area feel pretty pleasant
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Back in my day kids would look for speed pills on the floor of the highschool and eat them indiscriminately. What is the world coming to
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thats a lie i 100% do want to do speed i just dont want to become dependant on it e: in fact im pretty sure that MDMA i took in 2018 was cut with it because 4 hours passed like nothing
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a woman i went on one date with a year ago and then ended up blocking took lsd a few days ago and then started harassing me online because she "had a dream about me" i forget what the point of this was i just wanted to share
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i still cant tell if that post about being 19 was a bit or not
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hbag posted:thats a lie i 100% do want to do speed i just dont want to become dependant on it also you have adhd
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hbag destroy your cognitive system challenge
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hbag posted:i still cant tell if that post about being 19 was a bit or not which reality will make you happier? this is the land of dreams
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:also you have adhd wait youre right i DO why the gently caress did i lose 4 hours then
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hbag posted:wait youre right i DO time blindness is an adhd trait
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MrQueasy posted:time blindness is an adhd trait yes but not for looking at a clock, looking at the middle-distance for a while because ooo pretty and then looking back at the clock and suddenly 4 loving hours have passed time blindness is more like half an hour max
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RokosCockatrice posted:yeah the things that affect hormones being so effective make me put more weight on the hormonal theory of obesity. eat sugar or carbs, insulin spikes, your body reads insulin in your system as 'time of plenty dont touch the reserves' and you never actually burn fat. in like 30 years we're going to look back on fat america with 20-20 vision and know why the entire nation was obese, but today they're still figuring out how it's not another case of american exceptionalism. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng mystes posted:On the subject of health and weight loss, today I baked a cheesecake that contains among other things (including the topping and crust): EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng Roosevelt posted:i saunter around the locker room naked and joke around loudly with the other old guys EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng mystes posted:I think the other people in this thread have been talking about squats with weights not bodyweight squats EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng Roosevelt posted:when my dad took swimming lessons in the 60s the whole class would just hop in the pool butt naked. gently caress! lol Video Nasty posted:Took the dog for a two mile walk around the neighborhood and drat near every yard had grills going and it smelled amazing. hell yeah Cybernetic Vermin posted:it is a beautiful time of year. i got a box of cigars and look like such a tool puffing away on very long but extremely pleasant walks noice PokeJoe posted:Lift heavy. You can do a goblet squat with anything you can pick up pretty much. Go read a beginner program and do a few major lifts EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng lord fifth posted:do they still sell diet pills like in requiem for a dream? just pop a few of those every day yeah
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thanks jonny
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Agreed. Also don't forget to dry your balls off with the hair dryer at the gym
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cjs - took the day off and still got hassled by work. what the hell, work. take a hint.
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Working today is unamerican
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PokeJoe posted:Working today is unamerican I did, because gently caress america
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