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its a joke but it really is about not caring if they die. so it should be easy to spin up a server, to add it to whatever resource pool (web server, worker queue, whatever), failover should be automatic when something dies. it's of course a spectrum. consider adding a new app server to the pool. if you have to 1. provision server, install users, etc 2. install app, dependencies, etc 3. edit lb config manually to get it to serve traffic, you could do better. better would be 1. provision `web5.mycorp`, and then the following happens: a) puppet sees host, installs dependencies and app b) consul comes live, registers as live webserver c) lb detects from (b) and begins serving similarly, when web5 gets hit by a meteor, you want it to fail its health check and get pulled out. you want your worry to be handling the capacity/function that web5 was fulfilling, not any specific properties of web5 over and above the generic role it played a lot of small shops never really manage to cattle-ify their db servers for kinda obvious reasons, but stuff like aurora helps a lot puppet/ansible/chef/etc really goes a long way. im sure that docker, kubernetes, etc has superseded a lot of my knowledge here though
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:as i largely share weather with you i am quite happy that you have a long history of not having your wishes granted The temp and the wind are fine (it's a strong breeze), but I hate sunny weather.
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cjs: no, i didn't tell you to pay shipping for a new laptop to your house. no i don't pick stuff up for other departments. sorry you misread me saying put it in your name. sorry that you're not onsite all the time - not my problem, arrange with your office to come in. we're not your delivery service. MAD
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cjs: morale seems to be plummeting across the entire team. wonder if it has anything to do with the 2-3% raises and being forced to come back into the office
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Achmed Jones posted:start eating the server, when you stop crying every time you're there xD
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Achmed Jones posted:its a joke but it really is about not caring if they die. so it should be easy to spin up a server, to add it to whatever resource pool (web server, worker queue, whatever), failover should be automatic when something dies. it's of course a spectrum. this is good advice but keep in mind that for some things, one or two pets is less work than setting up a cattle ranch.
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you get the cowboy if theres a risk of serious traffic. all the while you scrupulously avoid making changes in prod and have good deploy scripts and not just for the transition to ranching.
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PIZZA.BAT posted:cjs: morale seems to be plummeting across the entire team. wonder if it has anything to do with the 2-3% raises and being forced to come back into the office time to mosey on out of there
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My motivation is in the shitter today. Still on the tail end of getting over being sick though, so I'll blame that. Got like 3 PBI's done already today though so they can't say too much if I'm phoning it in the last couple hours of work.
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rotor posted:this is good advice but keep in mind that for some things, one or two pets is less work than setting up a cattle ranch. 100% true
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PIZZA.BAT posted:cjs: morale seems to be plummeting across the entire team. wonder if it has anything to do with the 2-3% raises and being forced to come back into the office gas is jumping, some people aren't making enough money morale dead across the planet 
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dioxazine posted:you just need to manage your changes. there's a process for this lmao nothing says "you will accomplish nothing in this job and spend days waiting for even the simplest requests" like a job description that uses the phrase "Change Management"
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Achmed Jones posted:100% true yeah also we’re a windows shop
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Captain Foo posted:yeah also we’re a windows shop oh. in that case, first you start with some gasoline
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whether you huff it or burn poo poo with it is really up to you tho
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PIZZA.BAT posted:2-3% raises and being forced to come back into the office this is what prompted me to look for job+1. got 30% instead of 3% lol.
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Surprise T Rex posted:this is what prompted me to look for job+1. got 30% instead of 3% lol. i really wish i had marketable/valuable skills
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Yeah same... ... I wish you did too 
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:i really wish i had marketable/valuable skills that's why I do programming
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i haven't worked since uh...september? looks like i'll be back at it next week
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Roosevelt posted:i haven't worked since uh...september? looks like i'll be back at it next week condolences
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Roosevelt posted:i haven't worked since uh...september? looks like i'll be back at it next week I have thought about taking a long break from work like this as well, but then you have the problem of a gap in work. And burnt savings.
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quarantinethepast posted:I have thought about taking a long break from work like this as well, but then you have the problem of a gap in work. And burnt savings. i'm still technically employed and have been on disability. also i have a scar across my abdomen that looks like the mercedes-benz logo
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i haven't worked since december but i live like a monk and got a fat severance when i got laid off. i'll probably get a job next month or so
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PokeJoe posted:i haven't worked since december but i live like a monk yeah ... CELIBATELY!!!
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this is pokejoe rn: 
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nothin personal pokejoe, its just business
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thats gonna leave a worse scar than I got
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cjs: me saying in email "hey, that package that <ancient build system> just produced and sent an email about is DOA, don't use it" like six times in a row to like 60 people because <ancient build system> is an unconfigurable fickle piece of poo poo stupid devtestprod systems, at least on Jenkins i can loving click a Cancel button
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I'm not worthy to view that tweet
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PokeJoe posted:I'm not worthy to view that tweet is anyone 
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Wish I had time for one more visit to epcot
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cjs: Our weekly meeting with the laughable fifteen-minute time slot started with nine minutes of slowly polling everybody's ice cream preferences and ended with six minutes of Wordle, with four minutes in the middle that actually contained items from the agenda.
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CPColin posted:cjs: Our weekly meeting with the laughable fifteen-minute time slot started with nine minutes of slowly polling everybody's ice cream preferences and ended with six minutes of Wordle, with four minutes in the middle that actually contained items from the agenda. you work at a pre-school?
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CPColin posted:cjs: Our weekly meeting with the laughable fifteen-minute time slot started with nine minutes of slowly polling everybody's ice cream preferences and ended with six minutes of Wordle, with four minutes in the middle that actually contained items from the agenda. my team lead called me this afternoon exasperated after an hour long meeting about how he has too much poo poo to do this week to keep going to dumbshit hour long meetings
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cjs: stared at the same computer program for 9 hours without contact with other humans. empty cubicle, no managers, no gods, no masters
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