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LanceHunter posted:Craig Wright is clearly not Satoshi, but given who the first few people were who got involved with Bitcoin, it definitely wasn't Dorian Nakamoto either. He wasn't a participant in any of the futurist or cryptography groups where bitcoin was first announced, and had no overlap with any of the initial bitcoin developers. That Newsweek article was complete journalist malpractice, and relied on the reporter explaining what he was doing so poorly that Nakamoto legitimately thought he was just being used as an expert to explain what a blockchain was. Counterpoint: Dorian Nakamoto is Satoshi because that photo of him is very good
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 18:54 |
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Mercury_Storm posted:ah, I didn't know that his family actually confirmed it was him. i love the part in the clip where she starts excitedly talking about bitcoin and right then they chose to show all the negative percentages of how bad all the coins are doing just editing guys
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 18:55 |
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Boxturret posted:can we say that craig writght is satoshi and punish him for all of bitcoin's crimes? This but Elon Musk
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 19:02 |
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gschmidl posted:This but Elon Musk maybe both, one could be satoshi and the other nakamoto
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 19:06 |
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LanceHunter posted:Craig Wright is clearly not Satoshi, but given who the first few people were who got involved with Bitcoin, it definitely wasn't Dorian Nakamoto either. He wasn't a participant in any of the futurist or cryptography groups where bitcoin was first announced, and had no overlap with any of the initial bitcoin developers. That Newsweek article was complete journalist malpractice, and relied on the reporter explaining what he was doing so poorly that Nakamoto legitimately thought he was just being used as an expert to explain what a blockchain was. if any of those people were satoshi, they wouldn't be able to keep their mouths shut. bitcoin wasn't made because of some futurist ideals or love of cryptography - it just used cryptography for its goal of facilitating the delivery of top quality uk model trains to california. satoshi just showed those guys his ideas because they seemed like a receptive group. the moment they started using it for criminal things and the feds started talking to people, he nuked everything.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 19:07 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:if any of those people were satoshi, they wouldn't be able to keep their mouths shut. hal finney has absolutely no problem keeping his mouth shut since 2014, about anything at all well it might be open and he can't close it, but either way, no statements about bitcoin or anything else are passing out of it
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 19:14 |
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Also, "facilitating the delivery of top quality uk model trains to california" seems like an odd use-case when that wouldn't have even been possible with bitcoin for many years after it was introduced. And really, the biggest hole in the Dorian Nakamoto-as-Satoshi story is that he is still alive but in the custody of his family. That means his family has control and access to all of his personal items. If there was actually a chance that billions of dollars was possibly sitting on a hard drive and all you had to do to be wealthier than your wildest dreams was get your bed-ridden grandpa to tell you the code, they would have found a way to do it.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 19:26 |
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satoshi nakamoto is actually a type of small hat
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 19:28 |
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LanceHunter posted:Also, "facilitating the delivery of top quality uk model trains to california" seems like an odd use-case when that wouldn't have even been possible with bitcoin for many years after it was introduced. Did he ever actually get his trains
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 19:32 |
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Pigbuster posted:Did he ever actually get his trains N-scale Faux Trains
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 19:46 |
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seth green paid 300 grand to get his ape back https://twitter.com/sarahnemerson/status/1534964674457837568?s=21&t=uzqfpuonFFTKTIIVu4HtLg
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 20:29 |
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Imagine if someone else manages to steal it again
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 20:32 |
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did john cheese steal it
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 20:33 |
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LanceHunter posted:Also, "facilitating the delivery of top quality uk model trains to california" seems like an odd use-case when that wouldn't have even been possible with bitcoin for many years after it was introduced. there’s no amount of anything that can recover those private keys. its not just as simple as not knowing a password. they were deleted. he flattened everything bitcoin related when the feds came in. even if he hadn’t had a stroke, there is no way for him to actually recover those private keys. and the use case was why he came up with the whitepaper. the fact that it didn’t happen right away wasn’t the point. it was a nifty idea to him, he shared with people he thought might agree, and got spooked when the feds showed up.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 20:41 |
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text editor posted:Not an expiration date, a lockout date - in order to spend the money for dates before January 3rd, 2029, you need the key on the bill + a key from the vendor's servers. If they shut down the service in 2024 when it fizzles out or the server gets wiped and the keys get lost, then you would have to wait until 2029 to be able to spend the funds on the bill. how does the bill know what date it is?
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 20:49 |
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qirex posted:Green got his ape back from Mr. Cheese, according to transaction records and Green confirming this to me just now when I crashed his NFT project's Twitter Space. I don't like this cluedo reboot
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 20:56 |
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Shame Boy posted:did john cheese steal it No, it was Richard Cheese.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:05 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:there’s no amount of anything that can recover those private keys. its not just as simple as not knowing a password. they were deleted. he flattened everything bitcoin related when the feds came in. even if he hadn’t had a stroke, there is no way for him to actually recover those private keys. You're speaking as though this actually happened and isn't just your wild speculation. Also, it is very clear from the writings left behind that Satoshi Nakamoto was a goldbug-libertarian type, not somebody complaining about international exchange rates. For your version of events to work, this guy would have had to go from having zero contact with any crypto groups to suddenly being deeply immeshed in their culture and interests in the period of about a week; have good enough SecOps to be able to completely wipe and flatten all evidence and ability to access the original Satoshi Nakamoto work while simultaneously being so bad at SecOps that he used his birth name as his alias.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:14 |
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has anyone gotten a photo shoot with Dorians train set? I’d like to see Dorians train set.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:17 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:if any of those people were satoshi, they wouldn't be able to keep their mouths shut.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:18 |
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because of course it loving is
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:20 |
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weird how you can dress up your human dissection fetish as some sort of futurist thing and people will pay you to dismember them and do weird things to their component pieces
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:24 |
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here’s the only train I can find online.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:25 |
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"Wait you're saying if I just wore a lab coat people would have paid me to stick them in the fridge??" -serial killer known for stuffing people in a fridge
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:26 |
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the dorian saga was my favorite season of bitcoin. for silly reasons i won't go into, the wall street journal thought an email i created belonged to dorian and tried inviting him to lunch:WSJ posted:Good morning Mr. Nakamoto,
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:32 |
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blugu64 posted:has anyone gotten a photo shoot with Dorians train set? I’d like to see Dorians train set.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:43 |
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He got his lunch in the end, bless him.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:48 |
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SubG posted:hal finney is currently incapable of speaking about bitcoin because he, or rather his disembodied head, is currently undergoing "applied hypothermia" in an alcor "life extension" facility i mean that's one way to ensure someone spends the time and effort to resurrect you in the future or just dissects your brain to find your bitcoins
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:48 |
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Crust First posted:the dorian saga was my favorite season of bitcoin. for silly reasons i won't go into, the wall street journal thought an email i created belonged to dorian and tried inviting him to lunch: they know the way to the man's heart, i'll give them that
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:49 |
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ah the days when the biggest bitcoin event was a low speed car chase that ended at a sushi restaurant
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:54 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 22:56 |
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Mark Karpelès is satoshi
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 22:57 |
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mark did nothing wrong satoshi invented bitcoin therefore mark is not satoshi
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 22:59 |
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qirex posted:seth green paid 300 grand to get his ape back I’m going to assume he faked the whole thing for publicity.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 23:03 |
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personally i think this "seth" "green" is a purely fictional creation
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 23:09 |
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blugu64 posted:has anyone gotten a photo shoot with Dorians train set? I’d like to see Dorians train set.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 23:15 |
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SubG posted:mark did nothing wrong
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# ? Jun 10, 2022 00:30 |
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and mark's teeth are not nearly as long as satoshi's
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# ? Jun 10, 2022 00:44 |
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and the matted, bear-like pelt
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# ? Jun 10, 2022 00:46 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 05:41 |
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LanceHunter posted:Craig Wright is clearly not Satoshi
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