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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/sta...%5Es1_&ref_url=
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/153...%5Es1_&ref_url=
https://twitter.com/JosephONeillx/s...%5Es1_&ref_url=
https://twitter.com/ValerioCNN/stat...%5Es1_&ref_url=

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barmk ima dog lol
Apr 6, 2022

I'd like to see Pence and Trump have a large caliber pistol duel, lol you know they'd piss and poo poo and hyperventilate and miss each other by 50 miles

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
G - Gaslight

O - Obstruct

P - Project

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Just watching the 1/6 hearings now. Liz Chaney’s politics are the most distilled Karen ever, but good for her, I guess. I hope she loses/wins. Insert Saturn eating his children Img here, cause I apparently am not allowed to atm.

Otteration fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Jun 10, 2022

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Not sure if the orange fecal smear or VP horse piss should be hung first, or vice versa, so that his orangeness can see what’s coming to him. Flip a coin.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

I guess he missed when the Green M&M was made less sexy.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

We’re all sure they have extraordinary supporting evidence for whateverthehell it is that they’re trying to say.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Chief McHeath posted:

lol she got shot directly in the neck for being an insurrectionist

In the words of Wu Tang:
Protec ya neck when ya insurrec'

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Pinche Rudo posted:

Lol the cops let them loving in

https://twitter.com/midlifewomanon1/status/1346938214867738625?s=21&t=sfVLoHBydNGk6uuBVSzZrg

Also rest in piss to the throat goat Ashley. She swallowed that bullet like no one’s business

She let out a glizzy gusher

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010

The Last Call posted:

G - Gaslight

O - Obstruct

P - Project

G- go to the capitol

O- ow my fucken neck

P- post a memorial slide show of selfies in a truck wearing wrap-arounds set to Louie Armstrong's What a Wonderful World

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

InsertPotPun posted:

their entire identity revolves around being stubborn dickheads who refuse to move. they are so proud of being the "opposition party" mitch mcconnel had a little party when he was called "the gravedigger of democracy" with little tombstones. they literally just broadcast that their entire plan is to obstruct. there is a caucus that calls themselves "farters" "which objects to unanimous consent votes". “We make things really smelly for them.”
they are proud of being in the way and then get shocked, SHOCKED that people are frustrated that they are in the way. RAND PAUL VOTES REPEATEDLY AGAINST DISASTER RELIEF!!
jesus loving christ. "you're oppressing me by not accepting my oppression."
It's the whole thing again with the failure of right-wing social media- they NEED somebody to lord it over. They're allowed to put a "White, Straight, Republican, Male (How Else can I Piss You Off)" bumper sticker on their truck- and act accordingly- and everybody is just supposed to sit there and take it. Nobody is allowed to laugh at them, or point out that they've said something stupid, or just ignore them at a social event, or simply stop seeing them. The cruelty is the point.

On a lighter note, I do find it highly amusing that Trump's dumper so huge. It's like a planetoid, it's got its own weather system!

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Trump had a huge dumper and shits himself on a daily basis

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

The @HouseRepublicans twitter feed is absolutely amazing to watch right now

https://twitter.com/housegop/status/1535070003434688512?s=21&t=fO9Cyi6nL3XHrOgWSXm_tQ

https://twitter.com/housegop/status/1535070003434688512?s=21&t=fO9Cyi6nL3XHrOgWSXm_tQ

https://twitter.com/housegop/status/1535070834787618817?s=21&t=fO9Cyi6nL3XHrOgWSXm_tQ

We’re NOT racists or supporting a racist and we definitely do not support what are followers and us have done and pledge to continue doing

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Took a huge steaming, straining, neck bulging poo poo. I felt so presidential I went on twitter to defeat my posting enemies.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Strange Poon posted:

You're right, the cops played a part in creating this powder keg and should have just let it go off instead of doing something to put it out.

Lmao, that’s exactly what people are saying by pointing out the cops collusion with the people that would later dance in their blood to the cops legitimate surprise! Many such cases of the best people saying it really!

:lol:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Burt Gherkin posted:

G- go to the capitol

O- ow my fucken neck

P- post a memorial slide show of selfies in a truck wearing wrap-arounds set to Louie Armstrong's What a Wonderful World

G-reasy

O-range

P-issbabies

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Cat Hassler posted:

Trump had a huge dumper and shits himself on a daily basis

Good thing a dildo like that would never get elected president, right?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

TulliusCicero posted:

5$ gas! (That the GOP voted against fixing in loving unison)

Lol I wish I could get it as absurdly cheap as that!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Stoatbringer posted:

Lol I wish I could get it as absurdly cheap as that!

Same. :(

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1535038141031120896?s=21&t=Wr_SfhyYgYNSOPLA3idonA
Why do you think that is, Rand? You think maybe there’s a reason people hate you so much?

oh boo hoo people on the internet keep calling me an rear end in a top hat :qq:

lol what a weiner

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

SocketWrench posted:

lmao, the excuse I heard from the picture back when it happened was "That's just a prop, that couldn't hold a human's weight". Yes yes, it was just a prop, it wasn't serious. At the same time they likely all think those cops were totally justified to mow down a black kid holding a bb gun

You're kidding yourself if you think that some chud didn't build that thinking "i'm for sure going to hang some democrats with this"

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

MrMojok posted:

The @HouseRepublicans twitter feed is absolutely amazing to watch right now

https://twitter.com/housegop/status/1535070003434688512?s=21&t=fO9Cyi6nL3XHrOgWSXm_tQ

https://twitter.com/housegop/status/1535070003434688512?s=21&t=fO9Cyi6nL3XHrOgWSXm_tQ

https://twitter.com/housegop/status/1535070834787618817?s=21&t=fO9Cyi6nL3XHrOgWSXm_tQ

We’re NOT racists or supporting a racist and we definitely do not support what are followers and us have done and pledge to continue doing

I'm receiving a lot of questions about my actions, that are already answered by my twitter posts

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

got a lol from this chat a friend of mine had with someone. there's no reasoning with these people



digital penitence fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Jun 10, 2022

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Please riot peacefully.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
Have we talked about how the Police Chief at Uvalde apparently decided to leave his radio in his car because he wanted to be able to move faster and shoot with both hands?

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/06/09/uvalde-chief-pete-arredondo-interview/


Because holy poo poo this is possibly the dumbest explanation possible for why he didn't have a radio and he needs to be in jail for insanely gross negligence

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

We need a leader who is a winner and not someone who pretends to be a victim because it is all in his head. We need Donald Trumo

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

B-Rock452 posted:

Have we talked about how the Police Chief at Uvalde apparently decided to leave his radio in his car because he wanted to be able to move faster and shoot with both hands?

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/06/09/uvalde-chief-pete-arredondo-interview/


Because holy poo poo this is possibly the dumbest explanation possible for why he didn't have a radio and he needs to be in jail for insanely gross negligence

Dude is not even the Ulvade police chief, he's the head of the school district police. Like literally too incompetent and/or cowardly to even be a cop, but still wants to brutalise people, so he became a child cop instead. And this guy was the incident commander.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

B-Rock452 posted:

Because holy poo poo this is possibly the dumbest explanation possible for why he didn't have a radio and he needs to be [redacted] for insanely gross negligence

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






That loving worthless coward is a shameless liar and deserves nothing but the worst.

"Hey, 500 kids got out alive so really 19 getting murdered isn't that bad by comparison!" loving rear end in a top hat.


quote:

“Not a single responding officer ever hesitated, even for a moment, to put themselves at risk to save the children,” Arredondo said.

Just a stunning lie.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Jun 10, 2022

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
Imagine being summoned to court for charges of embezzlement and not showing.

Chudge: “Since the accused decided not to participate, I have no choice but to declare this a rigged and sham trial. I order the charges be dropped and everyone should immediately forget about this and move on.”

I also had to explain to my parents that there’s a vast gulf between being acquitted (like our twice impeached moist boy) and being innocent, unless they’d like to have OJ Simpson over for dinner.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




:lol: dumper

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Thunderpussy- Very concerned about children

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/FFRF/status/1535078234970157056?s=20&t=Ssenisu1KiZkCPMFpIooPQ

At my elementary to jr high school we had to pledge allegiance every day in homeroom to american AND christian flag

Pledge


quote:

I pledge Allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior for whose kingdom it stands, one brotherhood, uniting all Christians in service and in love. I pledge allegiance to the Bible, God's Holy Word. A lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path, its words will I hide in my heart, that I might not sin against God.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/sta...ingawful.com%2F

I really don't think this is true, Trump is a completely delusional lunatic and I'd bet good money he honestly and truly still believes the election was somehow stolen from him

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



And let's be real, his idea of truth changes from moment to moment depending on what he thinks is in his interest. Remember when he started telling everyone he never said "grab ''em by the pussy" and that it was fake news after having owned up to it without consequences for years?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Data Graham posted:

And let's be real, his idea of truth changes from moment to moment depending on what he thinks is in his interest. Remember when he started telling everyone he never said "grab ''em by the pussy" and that it was fake news after having owned up to it without consequences for years?

Trump's entire existence is based around the tenet that "If you believe something hard enough, it's the truth no matter what."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ

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Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

Anecdata from me today: I've hired 2 older white dude contractors to help me get my house ready to sell, their conversation is all about the hearings and how trump never should have been POTUS in the first place (though one of the guys voted for him) and that trump is a huge liar. They are expressing concern about mail-in voting though, shame.

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