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gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1

this seppukus the crab

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/danglinghemmie/status/1535098124653535253?s=21&t=Xbsg6DdKXBKwH6V2NR_vDw

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RozehnalMd/status/1535057557030830080

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol this guy is an absolute piece of poo poo, but lmao at this reply tweet

https://twitter.com/JohnnyObeid/status/1095506505950994432

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this guy is an absolute piece of poo poo, but lmao at this reply tweet

https://twitter.com/JohnnyObeid/status/1095506505950994432
iirc he is blind, and likely as punishment from a deity of some kind for being an absolute unit

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this guy is an absolute piece of poo poo, but lmao at this reply tweet

https://twitter.com/JohnnyObeid/status/1095506505950994432

surely "he" would have made for a better joke than "she" here

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my tweet embed are broken

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

PokeJoe posted:

my tweet embed are broken

delete twitter cookies

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



haveblue posted:

delete twitter

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

haveblue posted:

nationalize twitter

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this guy is an absolute piece of poo poo, but lmao at this reply tweet

https://twitter.com/JohnnyObeid/status/1095506505950994432

He looks like Mr. Lund from 'O Brother Where Art Thou?'

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



https://twitter.com/OPLA_TECH/status/1535231815526805504

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this guy is an absolute piece of poo poo, but lmao at this reply tweet

https://twitter.com/JohnnyObeid/status/1095506505950994432

Lmao

https://twitter.com/KalaniCaraballo/status/1535095895989133319

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/raptorbreath/status/1535486985208578048?s=21&t=rnpIzDfygXcTbX2k2hveqw

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/browtweaten/status/1535690207537897472?s=21&t=Lmynb-4ccu3rZssxUkTvFw

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lmfao

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jimrosecircus1/status/1535989916001247232

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

sugar is a good horse

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1536029887626104832?s=21&t=um7yqhxYooxsC9rU7hB1vw

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



hello old friend

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/bransonreese/status/920137415867674625

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/Bill_Gerrard/status/1535350015605895171

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/estherschindler/status/1536106111295795201

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



:hmmyes:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

yummycheese
Mar 28, 2004

i deal with faxing at work and there was a point where the company wanted it dead and gone multiple times because they were sick of employing people to manage the faxing environment.

anyway we tried offloading it to 3rd party vendors who were dedicated to receiving faxes so they should be good at it right???!?

wrong. every vendor we used was total poo poo at handling our faxing volume or had some other subtle issues they couldn’t resolve.

so anyway will still do in house faxing cause lmao faxing sucks and being an expert at it also sucks but arguably everyone else is even worse at it than we are.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
yeah we send like 2500+ faxes a day and it loving sucks. we use a 3rd party provider for it and we broke the poo poo out of their systems when they originally onboarded us, but now they only gently caress up like 5% of the time. still better than dealing with our on fax servers

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
faxes are fun and cool to use because you can make a printed drawing of a butt show up in your friends house whether he wants one or not

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


what about my balls? Can it send a picture of those?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

PokeJoe posted:

what about my balls? Can it send a picture of those?

probably not, fax machines are generally 300dpi or less

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


hmm i guess ill have to look for some sort of fax microscope

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


https://twitter.com/Todd_Spence/status/1535834488135032832

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Jonny 290 posted:

probably not, fax machines are generally 300dpi or less

something something 300 dicks per inch something something your mom

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

yummycheese posted:

i deal with faxing at work and there was a point where the company wanted it dead and gone multiple times because they were sick of employing people to manage the faxing environment.

anyway we tried offloading it to 3rd party vendors who were dedicated to receiving faxes so they should be good at it right???!?

wrong. every vendor we used was total poo poo at handling our faxing volume or had some other subtle issues they couldn’t resolve.

so anyway will still do in house faxing cause lmao faxing sucks and being an expert at it also sucks but arguably everyone else is even worse at it than we are.

are third party fax companies exactly what i expect they are, a ton of mom and pop shops that sprung up around a local hospital because medical services need to use fax for various stupid reasons, maybe expanded to be the sole contractor for the local hospital network, and then dramatically failed to scale the business effectively beyond those few lucrative contracts despite their best efforts?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
there are a few like that, but there are also some national ones. they're all basically the same in that they're just web apis in front of a pile of modems and the horrible phone infrastructure to support them

Shaggar fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jun 13, 2022

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/HardSciFiMovies/status/1536371255947014145?t=TYzsu0KfbFWfqaD_hl6Nig&s=19

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
“heads of headless torsos on grindr in your area”

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
"Warhol but make it racist"

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

PokeJoe posted:

what about my balls? Can it send a picture of those?

absolutely but ideally it would be a crude drawing of balls, not an actual picture

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1536113995664478208

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