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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
that's what's so infuriating about bitcoin mining, they'll compare the power usage to like the whole banking system, but all those thousands of atms and computers at teller's desks and servers all do something. bitcoin would function the exact same if there was a single computer mining

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
and there's no physical or technological or mathmatical reason it has to be this wasteful, it's just built this way on purpose

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Not to mention that you now apparently need thousands employees at coinbase, scamcoinexchange, ponzirimid scheme #2342, etc. to maintain and run... something apparently?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Austrian exchange/fake stock market Bitpanda just fired hundreds of people (25% of staff) due to the crash.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
watch bitcoiners make it so the best way to transfer bitcoins is in fleets of armoured cars constantly driving across the country

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

gschmidl posted:

Austrian exchange/fake stock market Bitpanda just fired hundreds of people (25% of staff) due to the crash.

what do they doooooo

bitcoin's customer service is dozens of scam bots posting google drive links, their sites are all horribly made(on purpose so they can steal everything), just what are these thousands of bitcoin employees doing all day??

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Boxturret posted:

what do they doooooo

bitcoin's customer service is dozens of scam bots posting google drive links, their sites are all horribly made(on purpose so they can steal everything), just what are these thousands of bitcoin employees doing all day??

They had hundreds of job offers even 3 months ago :iiam:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
by estimates MtGox had 10 employees, which still seems like 9 more than were needed

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Boxturret posted:

by estimates MtGox had 10 employees, which still seems like 9 more than were needed

Yeah tibanne was the only necessary employee

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

Boxturret posted:

what do they doooooo

you need like 3000 guys for the pump, but for the dump? not so many

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Boxturret posted:

by estimates MtGox had 10 employees, which still seems like 9 more than were needed
with Mark doing nothing wrong, each additional employee was an exponential increase in liability

Mercury_Storm posted:

you need like 3000 guys for the pump, but for the dump? not so many
privatize pumps, socialize dumps

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

IDEA: aggressively promote some sort of cryptocurrency as a way to fund abortions in the hopes that the Republicans jump on board with banning crypto.

Going to spoiler this because it might cause spontaneous rage death.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

web 3 is going great posted:

Hacker makes off with $3.8 million from the XCarnival "metaverse bank"

XCarnival is a project describing itself as a "metaverse asset bank". The project drew in users by promising high rewards, with one marketing campaign promising 41% APY.

A hacker was able to exploit a flaw in the smart contract for the project, stealing crypto notionally worth $3.8 million. The loss to the protocol was likely higher. XCarnival paused its smart contract after learning about the hack from a crypto watchdog.

nice protocol... for a clown to use, at the xcarnival

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
john mcafee died without eating his own dick
the single biggest disappointment of this entire clusterfuck

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

hey

hey you

i already said that the other day

you post thief <:mad:>

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

Paladinus posted:

They used to make bitcoins by boiling large quantities of urine.

digital gold

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

gschmidl posted:

Austrian exchange/fake stock market Bitpanda just fired hundreds of people (25% of staff) due to the crash.
sad bitpanda

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

SubG posted:

sad bitpanda

buttpanda

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Paladinus posted:

They used to make bitcoins by boiling large quantities of urine.

bringing 'Virgin Boy Coin' to the market as we speak.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Paladinus posted:

They used to make bitcoins by boiling large quantities of urine.

you best start believing in buttcoins... urine one

ponzioptions
Nov 10, 2006

provide faster nudity
Lipstick Apathy

Paladinus posted:

They used to make bitcoins by boiling large quantities of urine.

If I remember correctly urocoin exit scammed years ago. I dont remember if they simply wrote "penis"

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
it was all a sham, they clamed the coin was backed by urine they didn't have

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Pee Your Own Bank

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
We're #1 In Deposits!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Certificate of Peeposit but that abbreviation is already in use for their preferred investment

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
urine the money

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

take advantage of our introductory ape pee are

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

FAUXTON posted:

Certificate of Peeposit but that abbreviation is already in use for their preferred investment

i want one Certificate Of Pee Enbankment, or COPE.

Shumagorath posted:

with Mark doing nothing wrong, each additional employee was an exponential increase in liability

privatize pumps, socialize dumps

i saw a website about socializing dumps iykwim.

doingitwrong
Jul 27, 2013
Urine, literal gallons of pee, would be far more useful than any crypto project.

It can be used to make leather, dye textiles, do laundry, and make gunpowder. For a lot of human history, collecting urine at industrial scale was important resource management.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/from-gunpowder-to-teeth-whitener-the-science-behind-historic-uses-of-urine-442390/

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
and fertilizer!

My mix for my first crop of weed was:

1/4 cup hardwood ash from the grill (this is your phosphorous)
1 tablespoon blackstrap molasses (this is your potassium)
1 shot of pee (this is your nitrogen)

in a gallon jug of distilled water. Shake and serve to the planties.

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

but, coin

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana

SubG posted:

urine the money

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

SubG posted:

urine the money
:coolspot:

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


FAUXTON posted:

take advantage of our introductory ape pee are

NFT is stored in the balls

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
how come the number isn't going up when all these people are killing themselves or hodling or having hodl mode enforced upon them and locking their coins in wallets never to be seen again? surely that means bitcoins are even more rare and it is not an indictment of how terrible griftocurrency is at doing anything valuable for anyone or anything

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

and fertilizer!

My mix for my first crop of weed was:

1/4 cup hardwood ash from the grill (this is your phosphorous)
1 tablespoon blackstrap molasses (this is your potassium)
1 shot of pee (this is your nitrogen)

in a gallon jug of distilled water. Shake and serve to the planties.

did you use the good shot glasses for it

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



'one for me, one for thee'

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Shame Boy posted:

did you use the good shot glasses for it

no

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

no vietnamese ever called me bcash

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comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

SubG posted:

urine the money

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