Shame Boy posted:

i had to puch that into goog and see if people were still making those like over a decade later and they sure are and that's wonderful

Mercury_Storm posted:

They have been printing a massive amount of USDC to prop up the price while Tether was been under investigation away

CommieGIR posted:

Yeah, I wonder how many of these dumbasses were propping up Bitcoin with funds from the investment companies and now they have to default because they dumped it all into trying to prop up bitcoin.

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The Role

This is a really unique role and we’re not just looking for anyone with a marketing background. Before reading into the technicalities you should know the following; we refer to this role internally as ‘the Maestro’. Reason being, the person who takes over this role will have the task of conducting an orchestra made up of multiple communications departments, managers and teams focusing on the public peaq network and token. You must have experience launching a token. You have? Read on.

As Marketing Operations Manager at peaq you’ll have the responsibility to oversee the overall peaq token launch campaign, top to bottom, inside out. You need to have expert knowledge of multiple fields within the context of the crypto market/industry to be able to build and manage agile teams internally and externally. That’s no small feat, so we’re not looking for a specialist in these fields, but rather with a deep understanding of them and able to manage the operations of these teams towards specific goals in harmony and synchrony.

You will also work with a wide range of existing teams including design, product, sales and the founders to build and optimise a token communications strategy which is anchored in peaq’s business objectives and overall vision. You will work especially closely with Max and the creative team.

We are a team of hungry entrepreneurs and engineers driven by the opportunity to positively shape our collective future. We have the technology, the team and the timing to decentralize businesses, markets and even economies, creating more open, sustainable and inclusive ways of living and working.

If you identify with the above, you’re not just looking for a 9-5, and are ready to take complete ownership of this position - we look forward to hearing from you.


Minimum Qualifications & Requirements

Launched a token. The more involved and responsible you were in this, the better - and naturally, the better the token launch went - the better.
Experience, solid understanding and passion for blockchain and cryptocurrency. You need to understand what we’re doing and why.
Deep understanding of the following fields:

Content Creation (written [technical and non-technical] /visual/video)
Community Management (international)
Business Development
PR
Guerilla Marketing
Ambassador Programs
Social Media Management
SEO/SEM
Influencer Marketing

2+ years of experience in management, either on marketing or the operational side.
Experience with end-to-end marketing optimization - from planning and budgeting to execution and analysis.
Proven ability to develop and execute marketing strategies and high-performing campaigns in the crypto world.
Fluent in English, written and spoken.
Experience with brand compliance and risk management.
Degrees are not a prerequisite. Show us why they don’t have to be.

Preferred Attributes

A creative and strategic thinker, with exceptional attention to detail, handles multiple simultaneous projects, understands the vision and is proactive.
Exceptional communication skills and ability to communicate and organise tasks across departments.
Understanding of the Internet of Things.

Responsibilities

Managing the operational side of the entire peaq network/token launch campaign.
Managing the operational side of the peaq network/token after the launch, growing the community, awareness and scope of the network.
Building and managing a communications team with multiple specialised departments operating in different time zones.
Managing external agencies to supplement the work done by in-house teams.
End-to-end optimization and governance of marketing processes and systems.
Evaluating, implementing, and managing marketing technology systems and integrations with related technologies required to launch and run campaigns.
Providing ad-hoc analyses and insights on all ongoing marketing activities.
Overseeing the creation and implementation of new initiatives based on business needs.
Ensuring marketing data is being properly collected and connected with other systems such as a CRM, manage data cleansing and research new ways to enrich the data.
Preparing analysis reports for marketing investments, monitoring, analyzing, and reporting on the status of marketing initiatives, program ROI, customer acquisition, retention, and activity.
Working closely with the sales department and the finance department to ensure optimal exploitation of the marketing budget in achieving targeted sales and revenue outcomes.

What we offer

The opportunity to contribute to innovative projects in a new and exciting industry that has the potential to positively shape our world.
A leading position working and hand in hand with the founders.
High growth potential. Room to build a team and take on a leadership role.
Warm and open corporate culture at an international company with many different nationalities.
An environment that values freedom, autonomy, team spirit and open communication.
Flexible working hours and decentralized (remote) working possibilities.
Office space in the heart of Berlin and Potsdam. More offices will be opened soon across Europe.

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Compensation
€50K - 65K

Shame Boy posted:

by the way if you ever need a giggle, "peter pan play goes wrong" is an entire genre on youtube and they're all hilarious

Paladinus posted:

Wait, you mean this thing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Pan_Goes_Wrong

NihilCredo posted:

context: i am browsing a small job board for fp weenies

typical job ad: "looking for elixir engineer. experience with erlang/elixir preferred, other fp languages (clojure/ocaml/f#/scala) etc. also welcome"

*suddenly, buttcoiners*

their stack is only somewhat fp (rust + react), but ok, that's not a problem. but they're looking on an extremely nerdy board for... a social media manager?

oh. wait. nope. they're looking for The Maestro®.

chaser:

Beeftweeter posted:

they call them The Maestro because everyone else is banned from debit card transactions

Chris Knight posted:

now that is some inside baseball lol

NihilCredo posted:

context: i am browsing a small job board for fp weenies

typical job ad: "looking for elixir engineer. experience with erlang/elixir preferred, other fp languages (clojure/ocaml/f#/scala) etc. also welcome"

*suddenly, buttcoiners*

their stack is only somewhat fp (rust + react), but ok, that's not a problem. but they're looking on an extremely nerdy board for... a social media manager?

oh. wait. nope. they're looking for The Maestro®.

chaser:

gschmidl posted:

Chris Knight posted:

While Coinbase recently announced a notable restructuring, which involved laying off 18% of its workforce, the bank says further cuts are needed.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

20679.65

knox_harrington posted:

the further cuts being the other 82%

Boxturret posted:

look, i'm not going to get out of bed for anything less than 17k at this point

Chris Knight posted:

now that is some inside baseball lol

Neito posted:

idgi.

Criss-cross posted:

Maestro is MasterCard's debit card network they're slowly phasing out in favor of their MasterCard Debit brand.

Potrzebie posted:

Huh. Over here it was always "the debit card for literal children and adults who are way too bad with money to qualify for a proper debit card" as compared to normal MasterCard and Visa debit cards.

qirex posted:

israel's willingness to protect criminals, even accused murderers, from extradition sure is a thing

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Embattled crypto lender Celsius Network is resisting a recommendation from its own lawyers to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy — and seeking a show of support from users to help win the internal argument against the suits.

With the company’s management prevented from making any public pronouncements due to legal advice, Celsius believes many of its retail clients would prefer the firm to avoid bankruptcy, according to people with knowledge of the situation. To that end, users can show their support by engaging “HODL Mode” in their Celsius account, said the people.

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The cryptocurrency exchange FTX is reportedly considering a deal to acquire digital trading platform Robinhood (HOOD), Bloomberg reported Monday, citing unnamed people familiar with the deal.

Robinhood has not yet received a formal notice from FTX of any such takeover, the report said, while adding that FTX could ultimately choose not to pursue a purchase.

The report of a potential acquisition by FTX comes just over a month after Sam Bankman-Fried, the CEO and founder of FTX, disclosed a 7.6% stake in Robinhood, paying $648 million at the time. As of Monday's close, this position was worth closer to $513 million.

In a statement to Yahoo Finance following this report, Bankman-Fried said: "We are excited about Robinhood's business prospects and potential ways we could partner with them, and I have always been impressed by the business that Vlad and his team have built. That being said there are no active M&A conversations with Robinhood."

evilweasel posted:

https://www.theblock.co/post/154368/celsius-seeks-show-of-client-support-as-lawyers-push-for-chapter-11-bankruptcy
With the company’s management prevented from making any public pronouncements due to legal advice,

haveblue posted:

"we have less money than we need to pay our debts, but you can help us have slightly more less money"

evilweasel posted:

https://www.theblock.co/post/154368/celsius-seeks-show-of-client-support-as-lawyers-push-for-chapter-11-bankruptcy

"as you can see, despite the fact we do not have the money to pay our debts and have assets less than our liabilities, this poll of our creditors says they would rather we not be bankrupt, so we aren't"

evilweasel posted:

https://www.theblock.co/post/154368/celsius-seeks-show-of-client-support-as-lawyers-push-for-chapter-11-bankruptcy

Hammerite posted:

The Secret but for corporate balance sheets

...! posted:

lol:

https://www.moodys.com/research/Moodys-downgrades-Coinbase-senior-debt-Ba2-and-places-ratings-under--PR_467258

qirex posted:

this is good news, let's just ball up the whole meme finance world into one entity so it can be more easily disposed of