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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
"What do you mean there's too mushroom... I'm a fungi...."


Don't dox me.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer


same :(

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



"I just think they're neat"

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Ah, the Polish remake of American Beauty

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Sequel to The Martian

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Irish girls make do

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Kinda cheating for the thread but:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man posted:

Kinda cheating for the thread but:



Succulent hips

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Cartoon Man posted:

Kinda cheating for the thread but:



Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Cartoon Man posted:

Kinda cheating for the thread but:



Stupid sexy anthers.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Cartoon Man posted:

Kinda cheating for the thread but:


Nice prick

e: needle dick

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Desert girls make do

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/34YDCZz.mp4

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Cartoon Man posted:

Kinda cheating for the thread but:



I’ve heard of vagina dentata but cactus cock is a new one

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Large Testicles posted:

I’ve heard of vagina dentata but cactus cock is a new one
It's just a little prick...

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Would a penis dentata look something like this?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Wicca girls make do.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Again, it’s kinda cheating for the spirit of this thread but:

https://i.imgur.com/39R8pyr.gifv

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Cheating? Yes. Cool as hell? Also yes.

Atreiden
May 4, 2008


Tubergirl

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Large Testicles posted:

I’ve heard of vagina dentata but cactus cock is a new one

His more famous successes came as Mankind tbh

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cumcast

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Atreiden posted:

Tubergirl

:drat:

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.




Cox Cable

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Large Testicles posted:

I’ve heard of vagina dentata but cactus cock is a new one

Cocktus :cmon:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Edit: Ah, poo poo, it's a parody site, takes all the fun out of it.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


xfini-D

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



DILZ Network

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Wasn't there a Tumblr post about why it would be a bad idea to use malachite as a dildo? Want to say it was this exact formation that spawned the discussion.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Zil posted:

Wasn't there a Tumblr post about why it would be a bad idea to use malachite as a dildo? Want to say it was this exact formation that spawned the discussion.

Read at your own risk: https://thattoychick.wordpress.com/2017/02/21/on-the-loving-of-a-malachite-dildo/

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

service loops

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Ah! A Parisian coupling

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
With arse nopey, rite

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

quote:

I have no deeper explanation on why human females can dissolve rocks with our genitals, it simply is.

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