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i pick cow and wildebeest that's like the easiest thing ever
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but imagine the smell and the noise ...that i have to put up with because you took the other two
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DaTroof posted:cow, wildebeest, hn poster. you can only pick two
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Can I feed the hn poster to the wildebeest? Perhaps as a slurry?
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The author of the V programming language (amedvednikov) is melting down on HN because people called him out on his past meltdowns over legitimate criticism of the language (like, "it leaks memory like a sieve" or "the http module uses system() to call curl without escaping its arguments"). amedvednikov 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [–] All of the issues there were fixed several days ago, so it's no longer relevant. Since it was another anonymous attack, it's not going to be updated and will stay like this for years. And the issues discussed are questionable at best. Half the article is about a type checker bug, which was a 3 line fix. Then false claims like being able to modify array.len. reply
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until the v devs wrap their brains around the difference in communication between an aspirational todo list and a list of features they actually loving have implemented, v will remain a language by and for clowns "check out my new language which solves the halting problem, cures cancer, has curly braces" "at least 2 of those are false" "WHY IS EVERYONE PERSONALLY ATTACKING ME, IT'S STILL IN ALPHA, FURTHERMORE YOU HAVEN'T USED IT ENOUGH TO CRITIQUE IT" Internet Janitor fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jul 1, 2022 |
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Jul 1, 2022 19:11
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Internet Janitor posted:v will remain a language by and for clowns
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Jul 1, 2022 19:27
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nah, there are languages for all sorts; clowns, sadists, masochists
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Jul 1, 2022 19:32
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The v person is kind of dumb (especially listing things that aren't implemented as features) but also I'm surprised they're still sticking with it after getting mocked on the internet so much for years so I don't hate them
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the best part of V is that functions are pure (besides I/O)
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it’s starting to feel like the templeos guy though
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the thing that amazes me is how many hn posters are jumping to v's defense and insisting that it's perfectly reasonable for a 0.3 release to not actually implement the things it claims to have implemented
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ah, star citizen fans
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Jul 1, 2022 19:54
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Internet Janitor posted:nah, there are languages for all sorts; clowns, sadists, masochists c++, being multiparadigm, is for sadomaschist clowns.
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mystes posted:The v person is kind of dumb (especially listing things that aren't implemented as features) but also I'm surprised they're still sticking with it after getting mocked on the internet so much for years so I don't hate them on the other hand, v person is the kind of rear end in a top hat who responds to valid criticism by accusing the critic of being part of a vast conspiracy to destroy v (and there is a whole lot to criticize, lol. example: v claims to have no undefined behavior. however, the v compiler is just a preprocessor which translates v to c, then runs a c compiler. but v does little to avoid UDB in its C codegen - it's as trivial as writing an integer overflow in your V source)
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V for Still-in-beta
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Armitag3 posted:V for Still-in-beta
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Armitag3 posted:V for Still-in-beta
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darkerside 5 minutes ago | prev [–] Was the train running a red light? This seems confusing for a human driver, too. I'm usually looking for cars and pedestrians, not trains when turning left.
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uh...
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This just shows that we need to ban trains, trams, pedestrians, and bikes so we can move forward with the self driving revolution.
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h2odragon 24 minutes ago | next [–] What a great idea. Allow un-drugged, "natural" atheletes as a class, and allow "open" for those who choose to use chemicals or whatever to enhance performance. The rules on "cyber enhancements" should be good for centuries of pleasant and ultimately meaningless flame war.
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I expected sarcasm after “What a great idea,” but I don’t think they were being sarcastic.
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I wasn't even mining for quotes, I just recognized the author by the third sentence: "I suspect any developer reading this is aware of the DRY principle because it is just so ubiquitous." What the hell is "DRY"? Why can't you just PROGRAM? We didn't need any of these "patterns", "principles" practices or who-the-hell-knows-what-else when we cracked software protections or coded intros and demos... 28 years later and coding on UNIX we still don't, and software runs just fine. No "industry best practice" or methodology will help if you if don't have what it takes. I know the "Hacker" "News" posse hates to read it, but sometimes one just needs a good kick in the rear end to wake up; the rest won't make it.
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mise_en_place 10 minutes ago [flagged] [dead] | parent | context | flag | vouch | favorite | on: Former PM Abe Shinzo dies after being shot Strange. Must have owed a lot of money to some unsavory characters. At least that’s what my knowledge of old Japanese films and anime tells me. (Yakuza in case you can’t tell).
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fritz posted:mise_en_place 10 minutes ago [flagged] [dead] | parent | context | flag | vouch | favorite | on: Former PM Abe Shinzo dies after being shot how is this person alive and able to function and type posts
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4lokos basilisk posted:how is this person alive and able to function and type posts because they don't owe money to unsavory characters (Yakuza in case you can't tell)
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Qwertycoatl posted:hn thread: unsavory characters (Yakuza in case you can't tell)
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lol https://twitter.com/HNStatus/status/1545409429113229312
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backup to the VM!
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HN Is Up Again And Nothing Of Value Was Gained™
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roamerz 1 hour ago | prev [–] I was going to reflect on how a gun that resembled an iphone might affect this conversation. I did a quick search and saw that they are easily available. So now as a Police Officer when someone takes a phone out of there pocket you have to immediately assess the risk. Am I going to be shot or recorded? Being in law enforcement is getting more dangerous by the day. drat. reply
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Jose Valasquez posted:roamerz 1 hour ago | prev [–] the obvious winning strategy here is to popularize iphone cases that look like guns
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myko 2 hours ago | root | parent | next [–] A modification of a decades old meme popularized on the defunct SomethingAwful.com forums https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=omgwtfbbq%21 reply
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a random commenter actually figured out why both the primary and secondary servers went down at the same time and it’s kind of interesting: too much uptime! https://twitter.com/jonahedwards/status/1545648218158993409?s=21&t=5aC4NhY4OBqkCdGnonperw
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FCKGW posted:a random commenter actually figured out why both the primary and secondary servers went down at the same time and it’s kind of interesting: too much uptime! lol
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I imagine that's one of those things like that bug in one bios company's bios where it wouldn't recognize the MBT and refuse to boot if it had partition sizes that weren't divisible by some number in the late 90's where if you were affected by it you're definitely going to remember it forever
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lol that loving owns also it reminds me of how people mix their hdds from different batches when building storage
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hoisted by my own uptime!
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Cold on a Cob posted:lol that loving owns that was less "people" and more "enterprise storage vendors" or so ive been lead to believe. not sure if they do it any more but the idea is that you'd stagger the MTBF of the drives so that they'd potentially fail months apart instead of weeks apart.
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