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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/enterthelloyd/status/1548381709913034752?s=21&t=TDVZBTPy6IA3BPg0cvHMdQ

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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

This got an audible (dark) chuckle out of me.

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
Poor cops, thought about fentanyl and died.

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/goodslides/status/1376164681488900099?s=21

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
https://twitter.com/abby_solitaire/status/1548416702077054976

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



oh poor ol' dad, thought of corndogs and died

https://twitter.com/costcope/status/1548688759201230849

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
lol so random

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

rotor posted:

lol so random

it’s the understated-ness of the turn/prestige that really got me

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



rotor posted:

lol so random

sorry your kids do this kind of stuff to you, rotor

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
not gonna post them here because this isn’t the tiktok thread, but that @corndog.epic channel is peak “commit to a cringe bit so hard that it loops back around to moderately funny somehow”

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
Still chortling about the fact that twitter completely blew its lead to tiktok purely because the only thing that jack Dorsey hates more than unions is unionized black people

Like imagine burning that golden goose alive purely because you're that much of a little fascist control freak

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Sapozhnik posted:

Still chortling about the fact that twitter completely blew its lead to tiktok purely because the only thing that jack Dorsey hates more than unions is unionized black people

Like imagine burning that golden goose alive purely because you're that much of a little fascist control freak

amen, nothing I want more than his dumb rear end beard getting stuck in a pencil sharpener

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

Sapozhnik posted:

Still chortling about the fact that twitter completely blew its lead to tiktok purely because the only thing that jack Dorsey hates more than unions is unionized black people

Like imagine burning that golden goose alive purely because you're that much of a little fascist control freak

gonna need more deets to probably bash Twitter

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I won’t lie


this is the worst thing i have ever seen. i’d rather choke on ben sharpiros pretzel shaped haemorrhoids

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Kernel Sanders posted:

gonna need more deets to probably bash Twitter

they shut down vine after a big chunk of the high-impact content creators got together and tried to get twitter to stop loving around and also pay them

https://www.mic.com/articles/157977/inside-the-secret-meeting-that-changed-the-fate-of-vine-forever/amp

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

also https://www.wired.com/story/excerpt-white-negroes-lauren-michele-jackson

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/bedspolice/status/1549008748378832897

Enhance! :popeye:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

https://twitter.com/erlij/status/1549004373325500417?s=20&t=g0N8VTmpV9XF-TrggMoTLg

("ES & CS" is the Finnish equivalent of "Netflix & chill")



:rip::rip:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1549420167800684544

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/snopes/status/1549443447119044610

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/ThreatNotation/status/1549242309258141696?s=20

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://twitter.com/ThreatNotation/status/1549107644484517890?t=HZ0kzr9WIccy63a8Au5-Wg&s=19

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/jd_pressman/status/1549523790060605440?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1549728573589684224

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/anarchonion/status/1549687649501331456?s=21&t=Pfh34x4OL6D1rAiCQqXWJg

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Thread:
https://twitter.com/d_feldman/status/1549607411845152770

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



https://twitter.com/d_feldman/status/1549631269423677440

well that's better than half the devs i've encountered for one

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/TheDCSentinel/status/1549777567724576768?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jzux/status/1549811670263992320

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/NGrossman81/status/1549943034200178688

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




is it really though?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I mean, it certainly is Twitter.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/elle91/status/1550112697861169152?s=21&t=H_RlbXisAwS_0yjOUmVSdg

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Moo Cowabunga posted:

I mean, it certainly is Twitter.

i nod my head condolingly, whispering "thots and hoes, thots and hoes"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1549930368328904704

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/NanoRaptor/status/1549878093283659776

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Remember how the main character's motivation in Fight Club is he's just kind of bored?

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polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

Doom Mathematic posted:

Remember how the main character's motivation in Fight Club is he's just kind of bored?

“I have too much ikea furniture”

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