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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Aardvark Barber posted:

I am from Pittsburgh and I have a distinct recollection of going around saying Roni DEUTCH because of how she said it in the commercial. I heard it in my head as soon as I saw your post.

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Her commercials still pop up from time to time.

My ex's dad swore up and down, multiple times, that he went to high school with her and that she had a huge unrequited crush on him.

I'm gonna take that story with an entire saltshaker, however, as the dude was a literal methhead. :kiddo:

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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

If you lived in or vacationed in and around Daytona or Orlando about 15-20 years ago you may know of Family Auto Mart. If you stayed up MEGA-late, like past Adult Swim late, you might end up catching an entire half-hour of them goofing around, doing skits (including racist character portrayals that were tired when they aired), and the dealership owner sprinting down lines of cars rattling off down payments. Appliance Direct may be better known, but Family Auto Mart was the most “Florida.”

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Platystemon posted:

Harvey was a hurricane that struck the city in 2017.

The furniture guy opened the doors and let people whose homes had been destroyed sleep on his showroom mattresses.

Notorious piece of poo poo Joel Osteen, in contrast, instructed his hired guns to keep the masses out of his megachurch.

His mega church being a 16,000 seat former sports arena. He and his other pastors started a terrible PR campaign where they said they were open (they weren't), that they couldn't open due to flooding in the church (there wasn't), and that they promised to open after all other shelters were full (they didn't till well after). By the standards of Prosperity Gospel shitheads, he's an rear end in a top hat. His church once tried to get me to do a gently caress ton of work for them. And I was to be paid in Joel Osteen's thanks. Not even exposure. A thanks.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Y'all commercials ain't poo poo.

Nothing can compare with the absolutely mindboggling commercial that aired about 30 years ago in Australia for Antz pantz underwear.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdrOWhxA46Q

Sic 'em, Rex.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Breetai posted:

Y'all commercials ain't poo poo.

Nothing can compare with the absolutely mindboggling commercial that aired about 30 years ago in Australia for Antz pantz underwear.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdrOWhxA46Q

Sic 'em, Rex.

When you believe strongly that sex sells

Not sure why antz pantz thought besteality was the sex to sell tho

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
Thread getting dangerously close to getting a lot of french Orangina commercials posted, and you don't want that

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

I highly suggest watching Rhett and Link's old series Commercial Kings on prime for a great dose of nostalgic local commercials if your region has it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fishstick posted:

Thread getting dangerously close to getting a lot of french Orangina commercials posted, and you don't want that

Oh yeah definitely don't do that

Please

No

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




PainterofCrap posted:

We allowed to post Big Bill Hell's?

Some time this year I stumbled upon the "original" to Big Bill Hell's. If anyone has that, please post it. It was essentially the Big Bill Hell's commercial but uh, normal

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8IdILAupF8

Is this it?

It's tripping me out a bit

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Fishstick posted:

Thread getting dangerously close to getting a lot of french Orangina commercials posted, and you don't want that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc

There's a bunch of these, but this is the original and most involved. I read an interview years ago with one of the animators, and he said the producer kept making them go back and make it dirtier and furrier.

Some of the later ones mock particular styles of ad for other products, and feature the drink being used as aftershave or whatever the hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7bJvbwMUmU

I cannot imagine how the general public in the US would react to these showing up in, like, n the Superbowl

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 16:31 on Jul 25, 2022

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





That's the one! The music is the same too. I believe it's the same voiceover actor as well.

Apparently I had it in my YouTube liked, should've checked, but like you say, it's trippy to NOT hear him say it's the home of challenge pissing, or that he'll gently caress my wife.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Blue Footed Booby posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc

There's a bunch of these, but this is the original and most involved. I read an interview years ago with one of the animators, and he said the producer kept making them go back and make it dirtier and furrier.

Some of the later ones mock particular styles of ad for other products, and feature the drink being used as aftershave or whatever the hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7bJvbwMUmU

I cannot imagine how the general public in the US would react to these showing up in, like, n the Superbowl

I suppose it was inevitable.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Blue Footed Booby posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc

There's a bunch of these, but this is the original and most involved. I read an interview years ago with one of the animators, and he said the producer kept making them go back and make it dirtier and furrier.

Some of the later ones mock particular styles of ad for other products, and feature the drink being used as aftershave or whatever the hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7bJvbwMUmU

I cannot imagine how the general public in the US would react to these showing up in, like, n the Superbowl

The English-language ones are not much more straightforward https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlKDu_XtG_I

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Serperoth posted:

That's the one! The music is the same too. I believe it's the same voiceover actor as well.

Apparently I had it in my YouTube liked, should've checked, but like you say, it's trippy to NOT hear him say it's the home of challenge pissing, or that he'll gently caress my wife.

Yeah, it was made by the same agency as a joke for a maryland advertising convention, and only the people in that room were ever supposed to see it. Thirty years later somebody found an old vhs tape in the attic and now more people have seen it than ever saw the original ads

It's like if twenty years from now the Weird Al song "ebay" got huge among people who had never heard of the backstreet boys or the auction site

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Blue Footed Booby posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc

There's a bunch of these, but this is the original and most involved. I read an interview years ago with one of the animators, and he said the producer kept making them go back and make it dirtier and furrier.

Some of the later ones mock particular styles of ad for other products, and feature the drink being used as aftershave or whatever the hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7bJvbwMUmU

I cannot imagine how the general public in the US would react to these showing up in, like, n the Superbowl
... It's male peacocks that have the big fancy tail. :thunk:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

They're trans, it's fine.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

PainterofCrap posted:

We allowed to post Big Bill Hell's?

Only if we can include Jones Big-rear end Truck Rental & Storage Facility

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Only if we can include Jones Big-rear end Truck Rental & Storage Facility

Do they happen to have a BBQ and Foot Massage business as well?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Do they happen to have a BBQ and Foot Massage business as well?

Yes, it's all at that flea market in Montgomery.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

And when your’e done with all that, be sure to hit up Crazy Bruce’s Liquors.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Speaking of Alabama, I found this 1994 political ad on that list of old local commericals/news bumpers from my hometown area:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ztrbZX9d8U

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I still think about the MY BRAND commercial from time to time, which I suppose makes it successful.

https://youtu.be/VeajNpTLgrY

Look with your special eyes

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I think I've somehow never seen the original. Just the parodies featuring video games like Mass Effect and League of Legends.

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames

Phlegmish posted:

I still think about the MY BRAND commercial from time to time, which I suppose makes it successful.

https://youtu.be/VeajNpTLgrY

Look with your special eyes

this is my all time favorite. no commercial, indeed no piece of media, will ever be as good as this

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

What song is that in the background? The evil one-eyed lady (Elle?) from Kill Bill whistles it and I’ve always been curious

E. vvvvv YES! thanks!

Brother Tadger has a new favorite as of 01:18 on Jul 28, 2022

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Brother Tadger posted:

What song is that in the background? The evil one-eyed lady (Elle?) from Kill Bill whistles it and I’ve always been curious

It's called Twisted Nerve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4QiCD_MZQk

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I was always fond of this Quiznos ad. It wasn't run long for some reason

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qbMd0yEXt0A

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Worked at Quiznos in high school and I too hosed the oven

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/brandyljensen/status/1552345381236875264?s=21&t=R8ewcG2bzNbMGwaZZ_ROUQ

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I didn't realise a partner was required. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Masturbate alone? Like some kind of pervert?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




smdh at these poor lonely fools who don't have a gym membership

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The CK Gambit

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

there are those who say "no, but" and those who say "yes, and" in all walks of life, truly

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Well, time for our monthly "nazi symbolism-suggesting school logo" story, I guess

https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/04/us/hanover-virginia-school-logo-swastika/index.html

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Looks more like a Norse rune and... Oh that's not really helping is it

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I was thinking a triskelion but that'd only be three, obviously.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Swasthicca

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Sereri posted:

Masturbate alone? Like some kind of pervert?

Can't masturbate without an apprenticebate

Who'd carry on your work?

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