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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we have sealed ourselves away behind our money, growing inward, generating a seamless universe of self.
the falconer from the toronto medieval times hosted a new years party one year and it was literally the most debauched thing i have ever seen in my life. i was so drunk i almost couldn't find my shoes when we left. also, he had a gun for some reason.

poo poo was wild

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
You will be the falcon. And I… will gently caress the falconer

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

isn't this the normal state of affairs for all restaurant jobs?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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I mean, sure, but medieval times isn't something that i would call a restaurant.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

infernal machines posted:

the falconer from the toronto medieval times hosted a new years party one year and it was literally the most debauched thing i have ever seen in my life. i was so drunk i almost couldn't find my shoes when we left. also, he had a gun for some reason.

poo poo was wild

i hosted a goon meet at the toronto medieval times it was a blast.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we have sealed ourselves away behind our money, growing inward, generating a seamless universe of self.

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

i hosted a goon meet at the toronto medieval times it was a blast.

NICE!

that sounds like it would be


pseudorandom name posted:

isn't this the normal state of affairs for all restaurant jobs?

well, yeah, but there's generally no falconer. or stable hand

and on average fewer bustiers

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Jonny 290 posted:

I mean, sure, but medieval times isn't something that i would call a restaurant.

its a restaurant and a show!!

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

sommelier, falconer, same difference

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
you guys dont understand its historically accurate

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/1550644279395209218

lmao

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we have sealed ourselves away behind our money, growing inward, generating a seamless universe of self.

go sox

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Beeftweeter posted:

you guys dont understand its historically accurate

does that include the rampant syphilis or

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we have sealed ourselves away behind our money, growing inward, generating a seamless universe of self.
probably

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

i got taught this in college


want to know what my professors suggested to do tp help figure out what kind of soil a site has?


rub a lil on your tongue or front teeth

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

i hosted a goon meet at the toronto medieval times it was a blast.

post covid toronto medieval times goon meet go

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we have sealed ourselves away behind our money, growing inward, generating a seamless universe of self.
just don't tell the weirdos in the toronto lan

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Jul 23, 2022

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Improbable Lobster posted:

post covid toronto medieval times goon meet go

lol i'm in the us now. we got up to a bunch of poo poo that summer. getting high watching bad taste and eating sugarpussy's goatse cookies. doing a combined toronto new york goon meet in niagara falls where forums legend stuntcock showed up. good times.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


holy poo poo lmao

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jonny 290 posted:

I mean, sure, but medieval times isn't something that i would call a restaurant.
it's dinner theatre, which means it has the worst possible food and beverage service. yeah it's not really fair to call it a restaurant because it would invariably be a bad restaurant by restaurant metrics

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




i'm moist, firm, medium plasticity, and sensitive :blush:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

haveblue posted:

You will be the falcon. And I… will gently caress the falconer
turning and turning in the widening gyre...

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

i used to eat lunch at a great place right up washington there

covid probably shuttered it :negative:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



qirex posted:

I mean it’s basically full time ren fair and ren fair is just weirdos who party
yospos: pick one☝️

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we have sealed ourselves away behind our money, growing inward, generating a seamless universe of self.

qirex posted:

I mean it’s basically full time ren fair and ren fair is just weirdos who party
esr warning

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Jul 23, 2022

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

nws that poo poo

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



it looks like a sunkist is emerging from a hand in his rear end

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

infernal machines posted:

just don't tell the weirdos in the toronto lan


the most important legacy of that hotel is the china banks skate spot

https://youtu.be/2LBv3XFwHG4

qirex fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Jul 23, 2022

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



i hate that i still find new things in that horrible photo

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we have sealed ourselves away behind our money, growing inward, generating a seamless universe of self.

Agile Vector posted:

it looks like a sunkist is emerging from a hand in his rear end

probably not the worst thing to happen that night

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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infernal machines posted:

probably not the worst thing to happen that night

probably not the only thing coming out of his rear end too

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

Natural Rights*

*Only arise from biological thresholds.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
quote not edit

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Davethulhu posted:

Natural Rights*

*Only arise from biological thresholds.

purestrain loam

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
loess.jpg

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

FMguru posted:

loess.jpg

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

qirex posted:

the most important legacy of that hotel is the china banks skate spot

https://youtu.be/2LBv3XFwHG4

this rules ty

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

pastor of muppets posted:

I’ll say the worst was probably when I worked for toys ‘r’ us when it was in its death throes

an old pal worked there during this, and yeah, just all the worst all at once

reversefungi
Nov 27, 2003

Master of the high hat!

pseudorandom name posted:

sommelier, falconer, same difference

one hocks wines, the other whines about hawks

:xd:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I read this as pure strain loin

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Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Baseball is the greatest sport to watch clips of.

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