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Genesplicer posted:Seriously, go outside and touch some grass. Go lay out under the stars and just look at space for a while (Leave the cellphone off, so your eyes will adjust to the dark. The stars can be amazing.) mods want us to touch grass so here's me posting online that i did it 
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alternatively post pics of the general outside. some other things you might find yourself touching: sand on the beach a park bench you're sitting on a dirty subway railing that will probably make you sick if you touch your face after
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Aug 8, 2022 14:47
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I touch some poison ivy and now I have a rash. Thanks, mods 
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Aug 8, 2022 14:50
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grass is full of bugs and stuff NO THANKS
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Aug 8, 2022 14:52
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I got stun 13 times by yellowjackets trying to mow yesterday gently caress grass
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Aug 8, 2022 14:52
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OP I am proud of you for touching grass 
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Aug 8, 2022 14:52
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do you think fit athletic outside people make fun of each other by going, "lmao, you're always playing basketball Jim, you should go touch computer"
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Aug 8, 2022 14:53
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i also went to the beach yesterday and some seagulls took my sandwich while i walked along the shore. here's a video i got of a pigeon eating the scraps of my stolen cheesesteak https://imgur.io/a/MaENV4R.mp4 e: how do you embed this poo poo teen phone cutie fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Aug 8, 2022 |
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Aug 8, 2022 14:57
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Everytime someone says "Touch grass" I'm reminded of the saying "If there's grass on the field, play ball" and it makes it sound like the person is saying to molest an underage girl. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:do you think fit athletic outside people make fun of each other by going, "lmao, you're always playing basketball Jim, you should go touch computer" this is probably what all the "nice guys" say unironically Seth Pecksniff posted:OP I am proud of you for touching grass thanks OP i like to be a team player
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Aug 8, 2022 15:03
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the lil patch of grass in my yard is all dead because its been like 110 degrees for the last month and a half and also we are in a drought and have to limit water usage. I wish the mods would tell me to go touch drought resistant landscape instead 
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Aug 8, 2022 15:06
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i dont like these new sayings i thought "touch grass" was supposed to mean smoke a bowl "suss" is another one i'm getting sick of, it sounds like a combination of "sass" and "puss"
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Aug 8, 2022 15:11
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Bula Vinaka posted:i dont like these new sayings sus post, no cap
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Aug 8, 2022 15:12
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Nooner posted:the lil patch of grass in my yard is all dead because its been like 110 degrees for the last month and a half and also we are in a drought and have to limit water usage. I wish the mods would tell me to go touch drought resistant landscape instead dude same but my landlord has people taking good care of the lawn. although i would take poo poo grass if it meant my rent wasn't costing an arm and a leg
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Aug 8, 2022 15:12
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Bula Vinaka posted:"suss" is another one i'm getting sick of, it sounds like a combination of "sass" and "puss" https://youtu.be/wCdRxZ4RoNw
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Aug 8, 2022 15:15
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It’s been like 110 degrees for 2 months there is no more grass, OP. Just yellow burnt straw everywhere.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:17
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LuckyCat posted:It’s been like 110 degrees for 2 months there is no more grass, OP. Just yellow burnt straw everywhere. are you and nooner roommates?
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Aug 8, 2022 15:19
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teen phone cutie posted:are you and nooner roommates? I prefer the term “lovers”
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Aug 8, 2022 15:20
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Nooner posted:the lil patch of grass in my yard is all dead because its been like 110 degrees for the last month and a half and also we are in a drought and have to limit water usage. I wish the mods would tell me to go touch drought resistant landscape instead you can have some of my grass
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Aug 8, 2022 15:20
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I had to rescue my dumbass kitten from a tree twice the other day. That counts for touching nature. https://twitter.com/samBkays/status/1556648099606515712?t=KAQpvFjWLWm2bqEgGPnabA&s=19
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Aug 8, 2022 15:32
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Das Boo posted:I had to rescue my dumbass kitten from a tree twice the other day. That counts for touching nature. dang OP i thought this stuff only happened in the cartoons good job being outside tho!
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Aug 8, 2022 15:44
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maaaan that was a lot of dogshit. gently caress you genesplicer
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Aug 8, 2022 15:47
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I'm frequently outside but I'm not about to touch any grass
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Aug 8, 2022 15:48
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there is no grass in new york city
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Aug 8, 2022 16:43
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OP, considering your rear end is grass, can i touch your rear end?
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Aug 8, 2022 17:05
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I fuckin love touching grass.
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Aug 8, 2022 17:15
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Yaldabaoth posted:Everytime someone says "Touch grass" I'm reminded of the saying "If there's grass on the field, play ball" and it makes it sound like the person is saying to molest an underage girl. can't believe I'm saying this but could you please go back to posting about Jordan Peterson
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Aug 8, 2022 17:23
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So is the phrase "nature is healing" no longer in fashion
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Aug 8, 2022 17:29
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It's actually portmanteau for great rear end Touch great rear end It's good for your mental health
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Aug 8, 2022 17:31
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Grass? It's a fine entry-level thing to touch, I guess. The mature tactilelier has long moved on, sometimes touching tens of things a day. I'd link some high-level touch theorycraft resources but they're *snort* a little too technical for a basic toucher
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Aug 8, 2022 17:40
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i went to the park this morning 
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Aug 8, 2022 17:50
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I hung laundry out to dry in my backyard
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Aug 8, 2022 17:53
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I tried to touch the grass but it recoiled in horror and told me it had a boyfriend
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Aug 8, 2022 17:55
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Smoking is touching right
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Aug 8, 2022 17:56
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When you were having premarital sex i studied the blades
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Aug 8, 2022 18:12
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when i was a child i was not allowed to walk on the grass unless necessary and one year for my birthday dad bought me a ball return for the basketball hoop so it was less likely the ball would end up in the grass
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Aug 8, 2022 18:16
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lawns are stupid. Fields of tall grass are cool though. Except for all the ticks.
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Aug 8, 2022 18:19
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Yaldabaoth posted:Everytime someone says "Touch grass" I'm reminded of the saying "If there's grass on the field, play ball" and it makes it sound like the person is saying to molest an underage girl. thinking about this a lot eh
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Aug 8, 2022 18:32
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Stonehouse Beach posted:Grass? It's a fine entry-level thing to touch, I guess. The mature tactilelier has long moved on, sometimes touching tens of things a day. I'd link some high-level touch theorycraft resources but they're *snort* a little too technical for a basic toucher lol
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Yaldabaoth posted:Everytime someone says "Touch grass" I'm reminded of the saying "If there's grass on the field, play ball" and it makes it sound like the person is saying to molest an underage girl. very normal association to make heh yup *frantically dialing 911*
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