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Amazon really does have everything! Like all of the drug paraphernalia that your local head shop might consider a bit too borderline to sell... Like this Kitchen Spice Grinder. For when you need to grind your spice into tiny glass vials (and then dole out the ground spice in very small spoon)...  (This image even shows examples of the spices you could grind, for maximum plausible deniability!)  Of course, maybe you're grinding up perfectly-legal tobacco snuff. Then you might need these Copper Snuff Kits Container Tools Accessories!  Don't trust me, trust this person who felt it was totally fine to leave a review that publicly ties their Amazon account to this perfectly-legal product that is only ever used for perfectly-legal things.  Here's a set of metal straws, so you can snort your perfectly-legal tobacco snuff and also save the turtles or something. I'm mostly including this one because apparently even products like this feel the need to include renders...  "At least I'm not smoking? Right Doc?"  Here's yet another metal straw. Sorry, a NASAL VACUUM Style, SNIFFER SNORTER STRAW. Proof that coke heads have some sense of humor. (The primary joke being that this item is categorized under "Disposable Drinkware".  From the product description: quote:About this item Okay, at this point they're really stretching the definition of "straw" past its breaking point.  Anyways, yeah. I'm almost certainly on a list now for uploading all of these to Imgur. Consider this the thread to share the weirdest stuff available to buy on the world's store, Amazon Dot Com.
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lol Jeff Bezos has no scruples and will do anything to make money whether it's making his employees piss their pants after their back breaks from 10 hours of lifting boxes or selling crack pipes online
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Aug 8, 2022 17:36
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Is that last one a crack pipe? Lol
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Aug 8, 2022 17:41
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Is that last one a crack pipe? Lol I think those types of pipes are more for smoking meth. But don't worry, they've got crack pipes too (with helpful carrying cases, even).
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Aug 8, 2022 17:45
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Is that last one a crack pipe? Lol
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Aug 8, 2022 17:46
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boomer thread. people do drugs get used to it old man
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Aug 8, 2022 17:49
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Unsatisfied with being a mere moral blight upon humanity, Amazon now dabbling in the aiding and abetting of literal crimes too.
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Aug 8, 2022 17:50
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imo the next time Bezos goes to space we shouldn't allow him to come back.
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Aug 8, 2022 17:51
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Come back when you can get one of those perfectly legal spice zambonis from Heavy Metal
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Meme Poker Party posted:imo the next time Bezos goes to space we shouldn't allow him to come back. 
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Aug 8, 2022 17:52
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They even have the traditional bodega/corner store "roses" that are your more traditional clandestine crack pipe. They even helpfully offer a "Buy it with" grouping that is all you need to smoke the crack:  Now, I don't know what crackheads have a spare $50 and time to wait for next-day shipping, but they must be out there. Or at least, their significant others are: 
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Aug 8, 2022 17:53
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What if you could buy a bong... Online   
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Aug 8, 2022 17:54
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Colonel Cancer posted:What if you could buy a bong... Online
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:boomer thread. people do drugs get used to it old man I certainly don't want to besmirch the good name of drugs. This thread is about the funny and ridiculous ways that paraphernalia is hiding out on Amazon.
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Aug 8, 2022 17:58
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i download my drugs and you can’t stop me
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Aug 8, 2022 17:59
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LanceHunter posted:Here's a set of metal straws, so you can snort your perfectly-legal tobacco snuff and also save the turtles or something. I'm mostly including this one because apparently even products like this feel the need to include renders...
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Aug 8, 2022 17:59
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why would anyone want to get high when you can just sit there drooling like a slack jawed jackass while the interminable weight of all the worlds bullshit slowly wears you down to nothing
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Aug 8, 2022 18:31
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Ebay is about the same really, all sorts of herb crushers and so on. *Eye's copper 3 layer grinder* they are good for herbs, dont get a plastic or aluminum one
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Aug 8, 2022 18:44
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my wife buys all her weed poo poo on amazon
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Aug 8, 2022 19:05
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those are meth pipes not crack pipes
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Aug 8, 2022 19:07
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kntfkr posted:those are meth pipes not crack pipes And no once you are smoking meth or coke it's not cool If you think it is you are VERY young and dumb
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:boomer thread. people do drugs get used to it old man Meth Yea it's cool dude, black teeth are sexy
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Supreme Allah posted:why would anyone want to get high when you can just sit there drooling like a slack jawed jackass while the interminable weight of all the worlds bullshit slowly wears you down to nothing the drugs make you stronger. you can carry even more weight.
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Spinz posted:black teeth are sexy ALL teeth are sexy 
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Sorry but gently caress you OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EefPcht54c
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Aug 8, 2022 19:38
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LanceHunter posted:
This is a pretty loving funny picture
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Aug 8, 2022 19:51
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legalize all drugs
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Apparently Amazon does have standards around this kind of thing. Of course, being Amazon, they have no actual quality-control in regards to what they list on their store, so you end up with a list of prohibited items that looks like this: quote:Products must not be primarily used for making, preparing, or using a controlled substance, such as: But in reality basically all of those things are on the store except the one that could most help people, the drug testing kits.
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Aug 8, 2022 20:33
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LanceHunter posted:I certainly don't want to besmirch the good name of drugs. This thread is about the funny and ridiculous ways that paraphernalia is hiding out on Amazon. Big Business is killing all the small local Mom and Pop head shops!
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Supreme Allah posted:why would anyone want to get high when you can just sit there drooling like a slack jawed jackass while the interminable weight of all the worlds bullshit slowly wears you down to nothing I for one prefer NOT to permanently destroy my brain with substances
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Aug 8, 2022 20:55
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Do you even have any brain left?
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Drugs are NOT cool!!!
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hard drugs are really fun 
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kntfkr posted:hard drugs are really fun
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i really want the vacuum coke straw
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kntfkr posted:hard drugs are really fun They are fun for a couple hours but there's never any end game really. It's just like "oh poo poo birds are chirping can't wait to wake up to an existential crisis due to zero serotonin in 5 hours"
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One stop shop. After Amazon helps you OD, you can also go to Amazon for healthcare. https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/21/tech/amazon-one-medical/index.html
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Aug 8, 2022 21:56
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Hope you get some sales from your affiliate links op
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My wife was making her own lip balm and poo poo like that during the pandemic, so I was tasked with the finding the glass bottles and roll on caps. When the Amazon package arrived, it then occurred to me that these vials are straight up used to store drugs. I also buy after market PAX3 supplies (weed vape) so yeah, the don't police anything at all.
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