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For me hopefully it will either be when I die or when I am waiting in line to poo poo on Trump's grave but the line is too long and I can't make it
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Probably tomorrow under the crushing weight of ennui. I'll be sure to post deets.
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Aug 9, 2022 01:06
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Hopefully spinning in midair with a lot of people on the ground looking up.
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Aug 9, 2022 01:09
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I'd rather not
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Probably next time I accidently eat something with sorbitol or other sugar alcohols. Again.
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Aug 9, 2022 01:17
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Probably the next time I have diarrhea and trust that it's all done when it feels like a fart
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I'll e: removed the word PROBABLY. Too much "probably" itt, let's see some commitment.
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Why do you want to poo poo on Ivana Trump's grave?
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Chief McHeath posted:I'll probably try to do it right in the midway at the state fair Are you afraid you might fail?
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Mega64 posted:Why do you want to poo poo on Ivana Trump's grave? She was a piece of poo poo too, but I was talking about the chief executive awfulness
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The Bloop posted:Are you afraid you might fail? I edited my post before seeing that you said this, but no, I have the utmost confidence.
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Aug 9, 2022 01:30
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My poops aren't constrained by your pedestrian theory of time and space. My next poop has happened eons ago.
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Aug 9, 2022 01:45
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Sure! Who knows when it’ll be though, I haven’t pooped my pants in ye— Oh bother. So do I post it here or in the other thread?
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Aug 9, 2022 01:47
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Candles, flowers, chilled wine, sexy music.
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Next time I have to talk to someone I don't want to and they won't take the loving hint. Nothing ends conversation quicker than, "I have to leave, I just poo poo my pants."
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Aug 9, 2022 02:11
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When the FBI raids my home in Florida and breaks into my big beautiful safe full of Crimes
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Aug 9, 2022 02:13
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wake up gotta go pee rear end in a top hat is itchy scratch it with toilet paper OH NO!!!
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Aug 9, 2022 02:34
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I'll never poop my pants again. edit: Ok just this one time but that was the last one
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Aug 9, 2022 02:39
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Does it count if I only wear jorts?
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Aug 9, 2022 02:40
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I met a trio of witches on a moonlit moor and they foretold that I will not poop my pants ere OP makes a good thread, so I am looking forward to having poop-free pants forever
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Does it count if I only wear jorts? 
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Aug 9, 2022 02:44
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I live in the present moment. That said, I am presently making GBS threads my drawers.
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i have food poisoning from ordering eggplant from an indian place and i spent all yesterday and today violently making GBS threads in the toilet i still havent soiled myself and if i make it through the night inshallah i should be ok
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I'm gonna poop your pants op
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i had a fever dream this afternoom wherein an entire forest grew out of nothing in front of me but i was watching tv so i could vaguely hear frylock from athf narrate it in the background i woke up to poop, but not in my pants
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making GBS threads on graves is illegal OP
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