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The guy is wheeling me in to the room and they're going to shove a pipe in me and yank out a chunk of my right kidney. It's going to be a fuckin wild ride.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 14:59 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:45 |
stay safe biopsy goon
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 14:59 |
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make sure you ask for it back otherwise the doctor will eat it and gain your powers
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:01 |
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you've gotta be kidneying me
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:02 |
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Thanks I'm in the room now and they're doing poo poo. Guy asked me what kind of music I wanted to listen to. Bob Dylan is playing right now and that's fine with me. I like that poo poo. Was tempted to ask for some Wesley Willis but maybe I shouldn't be laughing while they do this
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:03 |
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Got me a blood pressure thingy on me and a heart rate other thing on my finger
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:04 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:stay safe biopsy goon
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:04 |
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What do the doctors think of your posting
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:05 |
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Xun posted:What do the doctors think of your posting
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:07 |
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Don't forget to tell them that if they break it, they buy it.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:08 |
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Well in any case, Seth Pecksniff posted:stay safe biopsy goon
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:09 |
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Ultrasound going on now so they can figure out how to miss some other organs that are near this fuckin bullshit kidney .
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:10 |
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Blood pressure thingy inflating. Doctor said I should probably put the phone down in a minute or two. I'm on my side and poo poo about to get real as gently caress. See y'all motherfucks on the other side!
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:13 |
wow i've heard about inflation fetishes but this is a whole new level!
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:16 |
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Ask if you can keep it
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:17 |
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You have got to be kidneying me OP.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:29 |
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Dr had to stop and leave the room. Possibly to take a poo poo, or maybe they said something about he needs to look at my ultrasound or MRI results to see where to poke the fuckin pipe or needle or whatever the gently caress. I guess this tumor that they're trying to get at is in a bad spot. Another Dr said a while back that both of my kidneys have " uncountable numbers". Of tumors andon them bitches. Had a biopsy last year on the other side and was not cancerous. poo poo Dr back gotta go
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:30 |
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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poo poo During surgery time
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:32 |
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just have those kidneys removed. i had mine out years ago and never felt better.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:34 |
Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Another Dr said a while back that both of my kidneys have " uncountable numbers". Of tumors andon them bitches. Had a biopsy last year on the other side and was not cancerous. poo poo Dr back gotta go it's not good when the doctor says "uncountable number of tumors"
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:34 |
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it might be ok, it could be the doctor that graduated last in their class how high can they count?
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:35 |
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Bad Purchase posted:it might be ok, it could be the doctor that graduated last in their class Kidney doctors only have to count to 2.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:40 |
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the medical term "tumor" is actually a portmanteau of "two" and "more", referring to any growths in the body numbering more than the doctor could count (up to two)
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:55 |
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Shoot, I misread this as you getting a blospy and was keen to find out what a blopsy was. It sounds like a fat bunny. Good luck to you though, OP. Reconsider your lack of Blopsy.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:55 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:
I'm out now. They had me tilt forward and then back and then forward again. It was weird it didn't hurt but feeling the tube or whatever the gently caress it was inside and moving around felt hosed up.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:09 |
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love to tilt
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:10 |
Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Yeah. Thus far they say it's not cancer but something called "oncocytoma" which is uhhhhhhh one of those medical conditions where things do stuff and some other stuff goes on and whatnot. ooof. at least they're saying it's not cancer! that's something
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:12 |
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Thank goodness it’s not cancer, my dude. But that tumor thing is scary
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:16 |
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Is this blood pressure good?
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:16 |
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Das Boo posted:Shoot, I misread this as you getting a blospy and was keen to find out what a blopsy was. It sounds like a fat bunny. I misread it as getting a blumpkin and I was all like nice job OP
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:16 |
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Is this blood pressure good?
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:17 |
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Just kidding OP I hope you’re doing well and able to post in the Friday thread, but maybe cut back on the piss-skulling for a bit and give those kidneys a rest.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:17 |
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:gently caress. Edit not quote Nah that’s normal, maybe slightly high but still well below hypertension levels.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:19 |
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Bad Purchase posted:the medical term "tumor" is actually a portmanteau of "two" and "more", referring to any growths in the body numbering more than the doctor could count (up to two) Yeah, my mother had seven growths removed. She said she understood that tumor benign.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:19 |
Marcade posted:Yeah, my mother had seven growths removed. She said she understood that tumor benign. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:20 |
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GolfHole posted:love to tilt Yeah that was weird but whatever. Didn't happen last time but it was on the other side. BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Just kidding OP I hope you’re doing well and able to post in the Friday thread, but maybe cut back on the piss-skulling for a bit and give those kidneys a rest.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:20 |
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:22 |
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I think they cram a third kidney in there if you need a transplant
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:23 |
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Tell House to help your rear end out already
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:35 |
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Wait, so they just stick a new one in there if I need a transplant? Doesn't sound like a good way to lose weight.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:35 |