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Last night I had a dream my girlfriend and I were vacationing in Hawaii at an AirBnB with a few friends. Apparently it was haunted and ran by Bruce Willis (the owner who was rarely seen) and Uma Thurman. They had wierd rules and wouldn't let us leave but had poo poo we could order like beer and pizza. But then Taraji P Henson showed up with her friends thinking it was a normal Air BnB but she ended up getting into a magic witch fight with Uma Thurman which, for whatever reason, felt oddly racially motivated. A guest exploded being hit by magic in the crossfire. Then the guests started turning into video game characters, we went outside and watched The Rock and Will Ferrell film a movie which looked like a reboot of The Cube before another witch attack occurred and everyone fled back to the house. A guy in a Nazi outfit popped out of the bathroom and started yelling about wanting to make Aryan babies but we all just told him to gently caress off then he did. Then we ate pizza but afterward discovered a sign that said take food at penalty of penetration. I said gently caress that, looked for a way out then woke up. I did drink quite a bit of Jack Daniels last night and was reading JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in bed before falling asleep. That's my story, thanks.
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i dont remember
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Aug 10, 2022 17:49
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Check this thread OP it's just for posting dreams: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3824947
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My chickens had mites recently, which we now have under control, but last night I dreamt that I had mites falling out of my hair in a meeting and the other person was like what are those, and I said idk I guess some bugs fell on me when I was standing under a tree earlier.
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Aug 10, 2022 18:34
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JetSetGo posted:Last night I had a dream my girlfriend and I were vacationing in Hawaii at an AirBnB with a few friends. Apparently it was haunted and ran by Bruce Willis (the owner who was rarely seen) and Uma Thurman. They had wierd rules and wouldn't let us leave but had poo poo we could order like beer and pizza. But then Taraji P Henson showed up with her friends thinking it was a normal Air BnB but she ended up getting into a magic witch fight with Uma Thurman which, for whatever reason, felt oddly racially motivated. A guest exploded being hit by magic in the crossfire. I ain't reading all this poo poo, op. But I hope you have a good one.
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Aug 10, 2022 18:40
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dreams are dumb
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Aug 10, 2022 18:41
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Like imagine writing all of those words. God drat. You managed to fall asleep. Congrats on your accomplishment.
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Aug 10, 2022 18:41
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Someone started telling me their totally crazy dream and i burned down their house
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Aug 10, 2022 18:41
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I once killed a man on public transportation for even thinking about telling me his dream about a dog or something
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Aug 10, 2022 18:44
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Lived in an authoritarian clown city and the clown government was raising bird mutants in the off-limits zone. I really woulda liked to know more.
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Aug 10, 2022 18:46
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am i a man dreaming he is a poster, or am i a post dreaming i was posted by a man?
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Aug 10, 2022 19:54
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I only remember the dreams where I get to a touch a girl's butt. wish they weren't so few and far between
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Aug 10, 2022 20:00
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try going to sleep with your hand inside a warm butt
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Aug 10, 2022 20:04
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Bad Purchase posted:try going to sleep with your hand inside a warm butt I never will despite your constant demands
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Aug 10, 2022 20:08
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STABASS posted:I only remember the dreams where I get to a touch a girl's butt. wish they weren't so few and far between stabbing =/= touching
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Aug 10, 2022 20:12
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I had a dream where I painted a picture of a robot dreaming of a man flying. Like the robot was in bed and a thought bubble of a guy flying. I was hailed as an artistic genius. So there's a free art idea for you if you can paint I guess.
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Aug 10, 2022 20:12
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I and a bunch of people got taken hostage by some people with guns to use as a buffer against a bunch of angry cops with guns out in the middle of nowhere, just trees and grass and barns. The hostage takers won a shootout and then made us march forward in a straightline for about 2 hours until we found a random farm with a bunch of goats inside. Then we all had to hastily put on bright/light green military camo suits that looks like the moss camo from beating The End in MGS3 and pretend we were gardeners because green. Because the property owner was coming with a shotgun and that somehow scared the hostage takers more than the cops and a new plan was required. I would not go through it again IMO
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Aug 10, 2022 20:19
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I never remember but when I wake up my pants are soaking wet.
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Aug 10, 2022 20:21
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The Saucer Hovers posted:i dont remember i very rarely do I think i was doing something cool last night like an adventure but I really don't know what I did have two different recurring nightmares in childhood that I still remember quite well.
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Aug 10, 2022 20:23
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Weaponized Autism posted:I never remember but when I wake up my pants are soaking wet. sounds ghost related imo
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Aug 10, 2022 20:24
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Emptying a can of Raid at a massive cockroach and the fucker wouldn’t die
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Aug 10, 2022 20:29
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OP this is a dream. We are trying to save you.
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Aug 10, 2022 20:34
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I was naked at school and a hippo detective
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Aug 10, 2022 20:46
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Attention This is a super lurkers thread .06 posts a day
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Aug 10, 2022 20:57
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maybe op should dream of a higher post count
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Aug 10, 2022 21:00
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I rarely dream but it's always some stressful situation if I do My brain is an rear end in a top hat
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Aug 10, 2022 21:01
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So some respect and appreciation and enthusiasm is WARRANTED!!!° THE last dream I recall was an action adventure at an old job. I don't remember much but at one point I kept running around with no pants on and was horrified. Then I was trying to get home to California during in a snowstorm while lost IN INDIA and missed the last bus, still trying to hide my white rear end ??
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Aug 10, 2022 21:02
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I was trying to fix my motorcycle but I couldn't get the snowplow off, and the oil pan was leaking coolant.
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Aug 10, 2022 21:11
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it don't usually remember my dreams in great detail, but the most recent that i remember had what you might call a "last days" vibe. it went like this: the buildings toppled in on themselves. mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair. the skyline was beautiful on fire, all twisted metal stretching upwards, everything washed in a thin orange haze.
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Aug 10, 2022 21:15
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Bad Purchase posted:the buildings toppled in on themselves. mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair. That's one way to describe your posting
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Aug 10, 2022 21:22
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i open up my post history and it's full of blood
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Aug 10, 2022 22:01
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I met Mickey Rourke and he was pretty happy to meet me and we talked about a project I had been working on
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Aug 10, 2022 22:13
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Jestery posted:I met Mickey Rourke and he was pretty happy to meet me and we talked about a project I had been working on would love to know more about this project.
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Aug 10, 2022 22:16
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:would love to know more about this project. If you really wanna know, I spend a fair bit of time in a work shop prepping small scale production , I've gotten tired of using a g clamp to set the end stop because the screw is too close to the bench. So I've been designing a lever lock for the stop, and this has permeated my dreams I actually made the lever lock on Tuesday and the dream was a week or two ago I'm on medication that kinda stops me from dreaming so this is odd on multiple levels Said lever lock  
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Aug 10, 2022 22:28
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U were there
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Aug 10, 2022 22:44
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Dreams are prophecies sent by the gods. Yes, especially the one with the scary clown chasing you.
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Aug 10, 2022 23:46
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I was playing poker with a few of my former coworkers. Then I woke up. It was an uninteresting dream.
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Aug 11, 2022 00:06
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Big Beef City posted:I once killed a man on public transportation for even thinking about telling me his dream about a dog or something You thought you killed me. Anyway, there I was in my dream. My dog poo poo my pants. The end.
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Aug 11, 2022 00:17
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I dreamt my cousin was in a throuple with Calista Flockheart and Harrison Ford. Kinda odd but good for my nerves compared to the ‘trapped in an Eastern European hotel looking for my handbag while being stalked by the Alien’ one that I have 95% of the time.
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my last dream? well basically I had to convince cillian murphy to break up his dad's corporate monopoly, but I had to make him think it was his idea
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