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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Takes No Damage posted:

One of my earliest memories of being "good with computers" was manually browsing the files on that CD and finding a full 480p version of that video, noticeably higher quality than the pixelated mess that played through the CD menu interface.

The shaden is that people thought/think Weezer were good.

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Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


Don’t fuckin doxx me

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
I don't think Weezer is 'good', as much as a time portal to the late 90s/early 00s

Seeing the name in 2022 feels weird, wrong. I didn't know they were still around.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Im ignorant, whats a "Broadway residency"?

https://twitter.com/ESPNBrasil/status/1555614353482780676

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Elias_Maluco posted:

Im ignorant, whats a "Broadway residency"?

It's the same as a Dirty Sanchez but you wear a nice hat

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Elias_Maluco posted:

Im ignorant, whats a "Broadway residency"?




It's like doing the same show at a theatre in a part new york for a run of nights.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Humphreys posted:

The shaden is that people thought/think Weezer were good.
Say it Ain't So is good.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Jippa posted:

It's like doing the same show at a theatre in a part new york for a run of nights.

Thank you

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Humphreys posted:

The shaden is that people thought/think Weezer were good.

Eh, I don't know about "good", but I kind of like Buddy Holly

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I liked that Teenage Dirtbag song they did

:troll:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

davidspackage posted:

I liked that Teenage Dirtbag song they did

:troll:

That was Alien Ant Farm.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
the video for Pork and Beans was insanely cringe when it came out and is really :shobon: nowadays

helps the refrain + riffs are dece too

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I'm partial to Don't Leave Me Swingin' In the Wind

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://youtu.be/ab5WvwfLuLM

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
Maybe Weezer should have stayed in the garage.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


What's that sketch, i don't remember if it's SNL or someone else, where people at a dinner slowly realize they were all in Creed or some other lovely band?

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Grape posted:

I just showed this to my wife.

She's 36 weeks pregnant.

pro parenting tip: don't leave a walking toddler unsupervised for many minutes at a time without incarcerating them in a baby proofed area first

is this for the child's safety? yes, that is one reason. is it so that the child does not repaint your walls or destroy your gunpla or pluck the cat? yes, that is the main reason

once the child is capable of walking and interacting with objects you've reached a whole new level of parenting young children. just wait for the first time they start dashing about randomly in a parking lot!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

burexas.irom posted:

What's that sketch, i don't remember if it's SNL or someone else, where people at a dinner slowly realize they were all in Creed or some other lovely band?

Somebody must know I need to see this

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Pretty sure that the guy was tossing gasoline in there because that's a common hold up tactic from what I've read

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Hollismason posted:

Pretty sure that the guy was tossing gasoline in there because that's a common hold up tactic from what I've read

What

It's someone being a jackass at a fast food joint

Why would someone planning to rob a joint slowly meander on camera, face fully exposed, then lob whatever liquid towards a guy only to stop in disbelief after getting nailed with a Code Red

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rgcz453ivW1s1ddrj.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rgen0mbfV31r0uzl6.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



I love the specificity of this sketch. Basically everything Leslie Jones says tracks with my Weezer opinions.

And she apparently didn’t know a single thing about Weezer before getting the script, she really sells the impotent passion of Weezer fans.

Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005

Ror posted:

I love the specificity of this sketch. Basically everything Leslie Jones says tracks with my Weezer opinions.

And she apparently didn’t know a single thing about Weezer before getting the script, she really sells the impotent passion of Weezer fans.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1167463001252859905?s=20&t=_9gS8fHCf1jzVHOlWoX4Og

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That SNL sketch brought "oh drink my blood!" as an insult to my vocabulary so, for that much, it's awful.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

that's the worst part

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


nooo

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Ice T voice:

Hollismason posted:

Pretty sure that the guy was tossing gasoline in there because that's a common hold up tactic from what I've read

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

At these prices, how much is he hoping will be in the till, like 4 000 000 dollars? Anything less he won't even break even.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/karmanahora/status/1557495974246981635

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Hollismason posted:

Pretty sure that the guy was tossing gasoline in there because that's a common hold up tactic from what I've read

:hmbol: bro, what?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

How do you not just loving book it out of the subway station once that dude's arm starts prying open the door?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Skwirl posted:

How do you not just loving book it out of the subway station once that dude's arm starts prying open the door?

Some people are just too dumb to exist. For all we know this guy went home afterwards and shot his dick off while cleaning his gun.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Philthy posted:

Some people are just too dumb to exist.

Yeah, it's blurry, but spitter almost seems to have this "Da-hyuck :haw:" face on as the arm is coming out.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




I know nothing about this video outside of what I can gather from context.

Fan makes controller for niche videogame just to show up loudmouth blowhard kickstarter dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amLrU65DACw

best line is "I'll just learn PCB design I guess"

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Heh, big stupid muscle guy thinks he can overpower the door, I'm gonna look at his arm getting stuck and oh my he's here already.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Philthy posted:

Some people are just too dumb to exist. For all we know this guy went home afterwards and shot his dick off while cleaning his gun.

Doesn't look like the kind of guy to own high-accuracy firearms but yeah that tracks.

beaviss
Dec 20, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJlwv4JDbeU

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
I always feel like I'm missing out with boring EU dentists when I see those videos. Ive had some proper dental work done but Ive never been that hosed up.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Fishstick posted:

I always feel like I'm missing out with boring EU dentists when I see those videos. Ive had some proper dental work done but Ive never been that hosed up.

most people in america aren't getting that hosed up for dental work either. you have to go to a specialized dentist to get that level of anethstesia and they're way more money

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

pro parenting tip: don't leave a walking toddler unsupervised for many minutes at a time without incarcerating them in a baby proofed area first

is this for the child's safety? yes, that is one reason. is it so that the child does not repaint your walls or destroy your gunpla or pluck the cat? yes, that is the main reason

once the child is capable of walking and interacting with objects you've reached a whole new level of parenting young children. just wait for the first time they start dashing about randomly in a parking lot!

My neighbours kid is just at the walking age. Yesterday morning she was so excited to see my dog that she took off to say hello and ran straight into a wall. Tears ensued. Yesterday evening she was so terrified of my dog she took off to get away from him and ran straight into a wall. Tears ensued.

We're used to the happy in the morning, unstable in the evening due to tired from daycare. This running straight into walls thing is going to get old fast if she doesn't sort something out soon though.

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