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I am a martyr to high literature
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There’s probably ways you could defend it without getting dumped, did you use gamer words in your disquisition?
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Aug 14, 2022 09:51
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Is that what you call your jizz bottle
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Aug 14, 2022 09:51
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Torquemada posted:There’s probably ways you could defend it without getting dumped, did you use gamer words in your disquisition? the only gamer words I used were "culture" and "progress"
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Aug 14, 2022 10:07
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Really regret reading twain at open mic
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Aug 14, 2022 10:07
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Aug 14, 2022 10:13
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one time i brought a girl home and she made fun of me for flossing and for having howard zinn on my bookshelf. i made her sleep on my couch. whelp thats my story bye
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Aug 14, 2022 10:15
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Arthur C Clark. Philip K Dick, Issac Asimov, you know the usual crew
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Aug 14, 2022 10:28
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War and Pieces posted:Arthur C Clark. Philip K Dick, Issac Asimov, you know the usual crew no ted sturgeon shameful https://i.imgur.com/8cIhFxN.mp4
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Aug 14, 2022 10:31
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War and Pieces posted:Arthur C Clark. Philip K Dick, Issac Asimov, you know the usual crew No Chaucer, No Dickens, No Dostoyevsky. You sir, are a johnny come lately only concerned with the fripperies of modern faddish so called literature. She was right to dump you.
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Aug 14, 2022 10:32
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BrigadierSensible posted:No Chaucer, No Dickens, No Dostoyevsky. I'm going to get you for this post i swear to god
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Aug 14, 2022 10:50
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that sucks but good job defending the canon. be careful though, canons can be very dangerous.
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Aug 14, 2022 10:52
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STABASS posted:that sucks but good job defending the canon. be careful though, canons can be very dangerous. Counterpoint, you can sit on a cannon and have a photo taken where you pretend it’s your dick.
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Aug 14, 2022 11:53
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I got dumped cause i don't listen to trash metal, whatever that is
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Aug 14, 2022 12:05
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I got dumped for being too ugly and poor to be as emotionally unavailable as I am
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Aug 14, 2022 12:20
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Got dumped for having a Jay Leno’s Headlines book. Clean shoot.
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Aug 14, 2022 12:39
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That's just one of those experiences that makes you a better person though
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Aug 14, 2022 12:41
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Szyznyk posted:Got dumped for having a Jay Leno’s Headlines book. Clean shoot. They did nothing wrong
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Aug 14, 2022 12:49
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BrigadierSensible posted:No Chaucer, No Dickens, No Dostoyevsky. They're too dead and too white, OP. And I don't think any of them even had cannons.
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Aug 14, 2022 12:53
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Getting dumped owns because then you're finally free to go on a long walk all by yourself then break down crying in a ditch where no one can see. Then when a car stops and asks "you alright there buddy?" you can say "yeah just looking at an interesting bug here, heh".
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Aug 14, 2022 12:53
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hole milk
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Aug 14, 2022 13:30
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I'm going to dump on this thread. With my butt.
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Aug 14, 2022 13:37
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War and Pieces posted:the only gamer words I used were "(cancel) culture" and "progress(ive woke mob)" Ftfy
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Aug 14, 2022 14:05
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War and Pieces posted:Arthur C Clark. Philip K Dick, Issac Asimov, you know the usual crew The original anime
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Aug 14, 2022 14:08
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BrigadierSensible posted:No Dostoyevsky Dostoyevsky was just a guy who thought all our problems would be solved if everyone subscribed to his specific brand of christianity.
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Aug 14, 2022 14:12
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Hunter S Thompson was a dead white man who was shot out of a cannon, well done goon sire
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Aug 14, 2022 14:29
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Hell yeah, Shogun https://the-toast.net/2015/05/12/books-that-literally-all-white-men-own/
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Aug 14, 2022 14:35
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Extra Large Marge posted:Hell yeah, Shogun Joke's on you, I can't read so all my books are comic
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Aug 14, 2022 14:38
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I once defended the silmarillion with an honest-to-god halberd
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Aug 14, 2022 14:38
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Mooey Cow posted:Getting dumped owns because then you're finally free to go on a long walk all by yourself then break down crying in a ditch where no one can see. my favorite part of being dumped? now I finally get to eat an entire pot of instant mashed potatoes for dinner.
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Aug 14, 2022 14:40
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Extra Large Marge posted:Hell yeah, Shogun C'mon, Chuck Palahniuk? Yeah, maybe if this was a literally-all-white-men-late-30s-to-early-40s list. Talk about a "only 90s kids will get this reference!" author.
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Aug 14, 2022 14:51
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Thank God I'm too nerdy to have any of the books on that white person list
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Aug 14, 2022 14:51
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Not a single Jim Butcher book or anything branded "Warhammer 40k". List's way outdated. The fact that Tom Clancy novels are on there is basically all you need to know lol Nobody under 30 is out there reading rainbow six and nobody under like ever should be
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Aug 14, 2022 14:52
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My life is full of love and joy, sucks to be you.
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Aug 14, 2022 15:16
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got dumped for defending the Canon of Dead White Men with the Cannon of Dead White Men
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Aug 14, 2022 15:45
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I own more books by JRRRQR Tolkien than said man ever wrote. Which is to say, not that many.
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Aug 14, 2022 15:45
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I don't even think that list had game of thrones
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Aug 14, 2022 15:49
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Extra Large Marge posted:Hell yeah, Shogun 2015 was a really annoying year culturally
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Aug 14, 2022 15:54
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I laid a minefield in front of by bookcase and built two machine gun nests at the top, creating a nice little killzone for anyone foolish enough to attack my Witcher books
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Aug 14, 2022 15:56
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The true White Man's bible is the Turner Diaries.
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