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If you put metal in a microwave it'll spark and explode, everybody knows that. Even babies that don't know what microwaves are will cry and poo poo themselves of you leave your fork in your bowl of leftovers. And yet frozen pizza companies will sit here and give us weird not-metal sleeves to "cook" their frozen poo poo in an apparently this is fine??? We're all, as a society, just ok with this? They can't even figure out the right amount of tomato sauce to slop up their garbage with but apparently we can trust them to invent a new quasi-metal to put in our kitchens?
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Aug 14, 2022 23:50
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it's worth it to see cool sparks tho
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Aug 14, 2022 23:51
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you can actually put metal in the microwave, except you have to do it vwry carefully
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Aug 14, 2022 23:51
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Remember when iphones were still new and people kept saying that if you got the phone wet you could fix it by drying it out by microwaving it lol
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Aug 14, 2022 23:51
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you might be surprised to learn in fact that the walls of the chamber are metal
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:you might be surprised to learn in fact that the walls of the chamber are metal OP is using a paper microwave lmao
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Aug 14, 2022 23:53
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don't trust them OP, not for anything. They don't have your best interests at heart.
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Aug 14, 2022 23:53
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:OP is using a paper microwave lmao op sent me a link of the microwave he's using: 
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Aug 14, 2022 23:55
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:you might be surprised to learn in fact that the walls of the chamber are metal That's the outside of the microwave you moron, you idiot, you goddamn imbecile
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Aug 14, 2022 23:56
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op is using a kids microwave toy for babies: confirmed
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Aug 15, 2022 00:00
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I use a macrowave oven 
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Aug 15, 2022 00:01
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Remember when you'd go to pier 1 and buy like 6 plates that looked super cool with gold swirls on them for way too much money, then you'd try to microwave something on one and you'd hear the snapping and popping then you take it out of the microwave and see black spots all over the gold swirls. I miss pier 1. 
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Aug 15, 2022 00:12
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I physically cannot put metal in the microwave. A witch cast a curse on me
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Aug 15, 2022 00:16
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I can put metal in my microwave. I'm allowed to do it.
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Aug 15, 2022 00:18
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do it cook a whole godt damng turkey in the mircowave. do it you coward
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Aug 15, 2022 00:20
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The real reason you shouldn’t microwave fish is because of all the mercury.
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Aug 15, 2022 00:21
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You ever put a bar of Ivory Soap in the microwave, OP? poo poo’s dope.
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Aug 15, 2022 00:22
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:op sent me a link of the microwave he's using:
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Aug 15, 2022 00:29
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Spoons are fine because they are too smooth to get arcing. Forks are fine if they are submerged in stuff with enough water, because that is going to be conductive too. Here's a better thing than metal: Get a few matchheads together and put them in the microwave. Then, very quickly, light the matchheads, close the door, and start it.
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Aug 15, 2022 00:33
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numberoneposter posted:Teaching children to put a whole chicken in the microwave must be a long game troll by the toy company. Saalkin posted:do it cook a whole godt damng turkey in the mircowave. do it you coward
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Aug 15, 2022 00:36
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i just microwaved some metal op, i proved you wrong
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Aug 15, 2022 00:38
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I am a metal monster and every day I put my metal food in my metal microwave. It sparks and makes a horrible noise and show, but I've no better way to prepare my meals. I am cursed, cursed to live the life of the metallic cast-away. One day I hope to surpass this torturous mineral shell, and become something lighter, like wood, or cotton, or even light. Perhaps then I can enjoy a simple meal, potentially of simpler rocks or books, without creating a destructive show of force that intimidates the local kingdoms. One day.
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Aug 15, 2022 00:43
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gently caress you I do what I want
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Aug 15, 2022 00:46
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Saalkin posted:do it cook a whole godt damng turkey in the mircowave. do it you coward My parents had a microwave from the 80s that was about twice as big as a modern microwave and it had an actual “turkey” button, like you would just pop a whole Thanksgiving turkey in there at 11 and enjoy a turkey dinner at noon. Thankfully they never tried this.
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Aug 15, 2022 00:57
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Also put marshmallow peeps in the microwave and watch them inflate.
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Aug 15, 2022 00:58
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Put a CD in the microwave sometime if you want to see something cool.
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Aug 15, 2022 01:00
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Lightbulbs work in the microwave, which is useful if you don't have any lightbulb sockets.
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Aug 15, 2022 01:08
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You sure as poo poo can.
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Aug 15, 2022 01:12
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What was that movie where someone puts cans of hairspray or something in the microwave then sets it to 30secs or whatever and then it explodes and completely blows up the building when the timer goes off?
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One of my friends in high school claimed he had a microwave with a nuclear core and he had to register it with the NRC. Maybe it would have been beefy enough to cook metal.
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MoonshineWilly posted:One of my friends in high school claimed he had a microwave with a nuclear core and he had to register it with the NRC. Maybe it would have been beefy enough to cook metal. Woah that kid sounds badass. OP, this kid could easily prove you wrong.
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Aug 15, 2022 01:30
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Funky See Funky Do posted:What was that movie where someone puts cans of hairspray or something in the microwave then sets it to 30secs or whatever and then it explodes and completely blows up the building when the timer goes off? Batman Returns But it only explodes if you say meow
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Aug 15, 2022 01:35
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it's not true, op you definitely can
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Aug 15, 2022 01:47
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Funky See Funky Do posted:What was that movie where someone puts cans of hairspray or something in the microwave then sets it to 30secs or whatever and then it explodes and completely blows up the building when the timer goes off? You may be thinking of the movie She Devil starring Roseanne Barr and Meryl Streep
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Aug 15, 2022 01:49
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my microwave broke. i've just been putting food in a cardboard box for a few minutes and then pretending it's warm.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:What was that movie where someone puts cans of hairspray or something in the microwave then sets it to 30secs or whatever and then it explodes and completely blows up the building when the timer goes off? MakaVillian posted:Batman Returns Roseanne did it first in 1989's She-Devil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9zrMe8Gn1E
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Jabberlock posted:I physically cannot put metal in the microwave. A witch cast a curse on me Just spend the 2500 runes on a healing incantation. You have to do it naked tho
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You Are A Elf posted:You ever put a bar of Ivory Soap in the microwave, OP? What happens?
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