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Sash! posted:CONVERSION? They're only comfortable with their equipment.
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Root Bear posted:They're only comfortable with their equipment. Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings them back.
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Aug 10, 2022 05:35
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George what are you doing in there? You’ve been in there an hour. I want to know what you’re doing in there!
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Aug 11, 2022 03:48
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Whew! Anybody see that poster in there? That is weird, wild stuff, huh? Whew!
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Aug 12, 2022 03:21
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Well, this is interesting. bravesword's topless...
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Aug 12, 2022 03:32
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Glamour???
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Aug 12, 2022 04:10
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So what was Jerry's move anyway? The swirl? the twist? the pinch? Need for a non-padded headboard? Seems complicated
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Aug 12, 2022 05:48
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It all comes together for something very special in the end.
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Aug 12, 2022 06:43
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I must be at the nexus of the universe!
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Vietnamwees posted:It all comes together for something very special in the end. I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE!
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Uh huh, I understand what you're saying George and I know what it's like to be financially strapped. When I was a young man in Cleveland, I used to hitchhike to work. One time, I got picked up by a bakery truck. You think that stuff smells good? Try being cooped up in the back of one of those babies.I couldn't look at a donut for the next two years. Well, not that I was ever one for the sweets. Sure, I like a cup cake every now and then, like everybody else. You know, I like it when they have a little cream on the inside, it's a surprise. That's good. Plus, the chocolate ones are good too. Sometimes, I just can't even make up my mind. A lot of times, I'll mix the two together, make a vanilla fudge.
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Aug 12, 2022 20:10
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I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a back seat to no bobka. People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh, this is so good, what's in it?" The answer invariably comes back: Cinnamon! Cinnamon! Again and again. Lesser bobka? I think not.
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Aug 12, 2022 21:41
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ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRY FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS!
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Aug 12, 2022 21:58
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Jackie says the top was faulty.
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Aug 13, 2022 01:05
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Kramer said I'm supposed to bring him back some Cubans. We are the Cubans.
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TheKingslayer posted:Kramer said I'm supposed to bring him back some Cubans. And I would be honored if you would be my guest for dinner tonight at the Presidential palace. There will be girls there. And, I hear, some pretty good food. Of course, the problem with parties is you invariably have to eat standing up, which I don't care for. But on the other hand, I don't like to balance a plate on my lap either. Once when I was at a party, I put my plate on someone's piano. I assure you, if I had not been a dictator, I would not have been able to get away with that one!
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Aug 16, 2022 17:26
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So...how was it!? I DIDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT! ...Because of society, right?
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Aug 17, 2022 19:29
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Just do it like a band-aid. One motion. Right off!
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Aug 17, 2022 20:15
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Well, then, I am gonna have to ask you to turn your key.
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Aug 17, 2022 23:15
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Difficult job. You want those keys, we’re gonna have to dig this up.
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Aug 18, 2022 02:27
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My question to you is - who's putting your pants on?
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Aug 18, 2022 05:04
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Ask your mother, you live with her now, don't you?
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Aug 18, 2022 09:33
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You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
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Aug 18, 2022 12:26
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Well, that's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive.
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Aug 18, 2022 14:37
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Thank you. Now, I'd like to play something th -- well, actually, it's my latest so it's nice and fresh. It's called "Hot And Heavy".
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Aug 18, 2022 14:43
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Well, it's my job. And I'm pretty drat serious about it. In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf.
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Aug 22, 2022 02:53
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Is that a Titleist?
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Aug 22, 2022 06:08
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Well I woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK!
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Aug 22, 2022 07:38
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Did Vietnamwees get shrunk down, or is it a giant sack?
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Aug 23, 2022 19:12
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I got a vasectomy this morning. 
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Aug 23, 2022 21:21
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…Really? You’ve never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?
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potee posted:I got a vasectomy this morning. I'm even more potent now!
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Aug 23, 2022 22:00
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That van is a rockin.
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Aug 23, 2022 22:03
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Nah. Let's be bad, George. Let's be really... bad.
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Aug 23, 2022 22:18
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He's a bad seed, a horrible seed, one of the worst seeds I've ever seen!!
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Aug 23, 2022 22:27
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A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.
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Aug 23, 2022 22:34
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Short. Devious. Balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
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Palmtree Panic posted:A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges. ...yet I cannot look away!
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Aug 23, 2022 23:14
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My wallet’s gone! My wallet’s gone!
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Vietnamwees posted:...yet I cannot look away! I love it.
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