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because in the UK fannies are vaginas. imagine buying packs of vaginas from some welsh perv. no thanks fanny packs are fine in the US though. any goons wearing fanny packs in 2022?
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I was hip to be square back in 1986.
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Aug 16, 2022 22:49
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queening on film while strapped with two Pornhub branded hip bags filled with butter knives to own the Tories
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Aug 16, 2022 22:58
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For the people who invented english, the brits are pretty awful at speaking it.
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Aug 16, 2022 23:07
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they're called bum bags, op
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Aug 16, 2022 23:10
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Do British people call it your “booty” because a “boot” is the car’s trunk or whatever?
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Aug 16, 2022 23:14
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i definitely picked up a pack of vaginas on my last trip across the pond, cleared customs just fine. op wrong as usual.
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Aug 16, 2022 23:14
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I have a gameboy advanced fanny pack, which I use to carry my gameboy advanced, my gameboy advanced games and my gameboy advanced charger
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Aug 16, 2022 23:17
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bussy sacks
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Aug 16, 2022 23:23
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It's apparently also really offensive to use the term "spaz" because for some reason over there it's heavily and specifically associated with epilepsy
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Aug 16, 2022 23:23
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Can I pack my own fanny, though?
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Aug 16, 2022 23:29
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Das Boo posted:Can I pack my own fanny, though? 
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Devils Affricate posted:It's apparently also really offensive to use the term "spaz" because for some reason over there it's heavily and specifically associated with epilepsy it's not really. we just say that to get people banned blue peter is a very long running kids show that in the 80s had a person with spastic cerebral palsy feature heavily (no idea where you got epilepsy from). he had pretty severe speech impediments and from that moment "spastic" was embedded in schoolyards nationwide as a sick burn
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's not really. we just say that to get people banned My bad, somehow I mixed up the associated disease. But yeah the point is it's hilariously esoteric bullshit that has somehow been generalized to the point where people get still banned for it on a dead, gay, and very American message board to this day.
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Aug 17, 2022 00:02
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Das Boo posted:Can I pack my own fanny, though? If you believe in yourself and are bored or horny enough yes!
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Aug 17, 2022 00:04
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Scrotum Modem posted:imagine buying packs of vaginas from some welsh perv. if there are any welsh reading this post, please text me instanter
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Aug 17, 2022 00:05
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Pocket over the lady pocket.
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Aug 17, 2022 00:07
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's not really. we just say that to get people banned If there's anything the brits are good at, it's coming up with derogatory slang for everything. They even came up with "gammon" for white supremacists because their angry faces are all flushed like a raw ham.
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Aug 17, 2022 00:12
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Fartington Butts posted:... lady pocket. Putting this phrase in mine
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Aug 17, 2022 00:15
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Choked on a chip butty in a lorry loo
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Aug 17, 2022 00:36
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Pretty sure it's still currently legal to buy fleshlights in the UK, so you can buy packs of fannys. For now, anyway.
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The shortage of lust bums from 2021 really rocked the market
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syntaxfunction posted:Pretty sure it's still currently legal to buy fleshlights in the UK, I will freely admit I'm a bit naïve, so... is this true? I have definitely purchased a small bullet vibrator from a vending machine in the ladies toilet in an Edinburgh pub, but also those things are sometimes in weird grey area as novelties, so I'm willing to believe sex toys are illegal to sell despite having personally bought one 🤔
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I'll just use a sack
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Aug 17, 2022 03:06
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can't live without spunk in my fanny
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Colonel Cancer posted:The shortage of lust bums from 2021 really rocked the market Look at this fuckin dweeb they're called sex arses idiot
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Chief McHeath posted:Look at this fuckin dweeb they're called sex arses idiot Maybe in London, guv'nor
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slammin granny in the bum
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syntaxfunction posted:Pretty sure it's still currently legal to buy fleshlights in the UK, so you can buy packs of fannys. For now, anyway. Theyre also called sex arses here op 
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Aug 17, 2022 09:08
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Love wearing my pussy pack. Sorry not sorry
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Devils Affricate posted:My bad, somehow I mixed up the associated disease. But yeah the point is it's hilariously esoteric bullshit that has somehow been generalized to the point where people get still banned for it on a dead, gay, and very American message board to this day. sorry but if we can't call people "tHe C wOrD" because it's apparently a gendered insult in the USA then you're just gonna have to deal with it 
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's not really. we just say that to get people banned Look at this fuken joey! Would have been a thing said on a 80's/90's playground
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Fumble posted:Look at this fuken joey! in Scottish playgrounds in the 90s there was a lot of calling people a "spazzie", complete with putting your tongue under your bottom lip and going "mnnghh" I'm glad times have changed tbh
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:sorry but if we can't call people "tHe C wOrD" because it's apparently a gendered insult in the USA then you're just gonna have to deal with it I'm in the USA and I think it's fine. The intensely gendered use of it wasn't something I encountered until just a couple years ago. Seeing it banned here was equally weird to me.
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Aug 17, 2022 11:15
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It's hosed up that it's illegal to say "crumbum" in the UK
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Aug 17, 2022 11:36
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The things William Henry Hairytaint does behind closed doors are also illegal in the UK
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Aug 17, 2022 12:27
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I was gonna make a funny joke about how in the UK they are actually called c-word packs because the c-word in the UK doesnt have the same connotation as it does here i think the ironic yet appropriate context makes it a legitimate used of the word but, just to be safe, have this watered-down version with an uninteresting explanation
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Pontificating rear end posted:I was gonna make a funny joke about how in the UK they are actually called c-word packs because the c-word in the UK doesnt have the same connotation as it does here coward
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