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Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
nah but fr lately a lot of people at work have been dropping trou and taking a big fat poo poo in my lap and making me clean it up and it's spiking my blood pressure somewhat

at least if i'm cleaning up my own messes i have nobody to blame but myself

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Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

i use notepad.txt a lot for drafting emails/messages, that way i don't get distracted by formatting as much

mostly emails, but occasionally messages. i can never remember if a messenger thing has alt-enter for linebreaks or not, and accidentally hitting send before i mean to sux

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


https://twitter.com/HoesLuvTravis/status/1559357956478554113

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


https://twitter.com/piscesgurl69/status/1559621234534469632?s=21&t=v1Tpqhpg8S7JAi0Pfu_zQw

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sapozhnik posted:

nah but fr lately a lot of people at work have been dropping trou and taking a big fat poo poo in my lap and making me clean it up and it's spiking my blood pressure somewhat

at least if i'm cleaning up my own messes i have nobody to blame but myself

i had to ask a guy to take his arm out from under his shirt so I could do a covid vax and he stood up in front of me and drops his pants to his knees

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



William?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
rustin drat that’s good

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Rustin gets the Joe Dirt prize but I voted for Rowan

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
was it this thread that someone posted the thing about generation z using tik tok for search

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


My boy Rustin giving 'Slapstick of Another Kind'



If you never heard of it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slapstick_of_Another_Kind lmao :eyepop:

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

lol two different ones have flags shaved in christ america is so embarrassing

speaking of embarrassing i'm sure there are elementary pictures of me looking not too far off landry up there minus the flag. my hair wasn't allowed to get that long tho lol

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

mediaphage posted:

lol two different ones have flags shaved in christ america is so embarrassing

speaking of embarrassing i'm sure there are elementary pictures of me looking not too far off landry up there minus the flag. my hair wasn't allowed to get that long tho lol

i look like a 37 yr old William Dale Ramsey irl. always wearing the shades, esp. whilst posting

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Roosevelt posted:

i look like a 37 yr old William Dale Ramsey irl. always wearing the shades, esp. whilst posting

lol i’d rock a mullet today if i could grow any hair :sigh:

anyway who is wdr

relatedly imo only epic is kind of a weird name. fits if he ends up being Very Online tho. don’t see the problem with the others

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

https://twitter.com/ni7es/status/1559543349014577152

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Freshly Squeezed KLF

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
https://twitter.com/TheoLeondias/status/1559859920861904898?s=20&t=IB4keqGNr9wO1xWugzCuLw

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

mediaphage posted:

anyway who is wdr

try to keep up

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

Dale Jeff Gordonhart Jr.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Roosevelt posted:

try to keep up


lol id never clicked through

he looks a lot like my late aunt peg tho

Share Bear posted:

Dale Jeff Gordonhart Jr.

honestly i just assumed it was a nascar driver at first and i don’t poo poo on the sport or anything

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/sleepydisease/status/1559956605726298112?s=20

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
every conversation i've ever had about astrology dot pee enn gee

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


related, I came across this gem today:

https://twitter.com/jonnysun/status/1214579104625942528?s=21&t=Ts9yKMI2UgFLJGlhYQUrQQ

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Kenny Logins posted:

every conversation i've ever had about astrology dot pee enn gee

just gimme her phone number i wanna text. i can fix her.

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

Jonny 290 posted:

just gimme her phone number i wanna text. i can fix her.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
don't post jomny sun itt pls

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/cat_beltane/status/1559986059794153477?s=21&t=3UqhfMwS0j4pJtI0TB57Og

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1559585792342704128

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



I gotta hand it to them, Luis Guzman is perfect

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Kenny Logins posted:

don't post jomny sun itt pls

I don't know who he is, what flavor of poo poo did I accidentally step in

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Armitag3 posted:

I gotta hand it to them, Luis Guzman is perfect

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

The Fool posted:

I don't know who he is, what flavor of poo poo did I accidentally step in
don't sweat it, i just don't like him. he rose to """fame""" through a twitter persona that was an alien that talked like it got kicked in the head by a horse. then he pivoted to vacuous affirming self care horse poo poo.

i just find it gross to make payola by uhhh wearing disability like a hat for fun

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
c-z jones as morticia also really works for me lol

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Kenny Logins posted:

c-z jones as morticia also really works for me lol

Catherine ζ Jones

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Armitag3 posted:

I gotta hand it to them, Luis Guzman is perfect


Kenny Logins posted:

c-z jones as morticia also really works for me lol

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

this is fat kid erasure!

so god drat sick of thin Hollywood assholes doing fatface (a terrible, insanely stupid term) just like working class US actors (especially people of color) losing roles to posh/obnoxiously-overqualified UK thespians doing their little accents. it was cool when House did it, but you're not House and my friends can't get industry roles in NYC when someone parachutes in with a trustfund-financed West End pedigree. I don't *want* genius actors who slip into character, I want real people struggling to portray stupid cartoon Marvel bullshit and retreating to cool indie projects. Learn from Danielle Radcliffe, he's such a not-sellout that he played a farting corpse in Swiss Army Man and publicly told Rowling to piss off with her transphobia

hmm, this rant changed direction there

Armitag3 posted:

I gotta hand it to them, Luis Guzman is perfect

exactly, get some character actors in these roles! these are meaty roles for Steve Buscemi types

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Oh cool another Netflix show about 20 year old high school students.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

chortling irl

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
meaty roles for actors sweating on meaty rolls!

a Chris Farley 2.0 is long overdue in the anglosphere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8

Bobby Moynihan, FrankIe Boyle, Bill Bailey, and dadbod Stewart Lee are the best we got

Analytic Engine fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Aug 18, 2022

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Kenny Logins posted:

c-z jones as morticia also really works for me lol

i came close to having a crush on her i think as a kid

wonder if any of this was inspired by those dark wednesday shorts that got forced to stop. they were hilarious

anyway i’ll watch this

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


the trailer for the new series

https://twitter.com/wednesdayaddams/status/1559917264698085377

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