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Phuzun posted:Elaborate miscarriage announcement Next one won’t need a gender reveal - it’ll already be a rainbow baby.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:My guess is that guy is a cop. Explains why he failed so miserably at everything he did in that clip. Assigned Cop at Birth
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I look like a chud a lot of the time. Goatee, baseball cap (rarely), cheap sunglasses (also rarely), but when I look at myself in the mirror when I'm in my car I could easily be mistaken for one. In fact, I've been mistaken for a cop before.... somehow. Never happens to me. I have a dishevelled foot long beard, haven't cut my hair in 6 years, pretty much the walking embodiment of a bad idea to start poo poo with. But I always wear a hat, always have sunglasses (I have a light sensitivity problem), and wear poo poo I got on clearance through various mil/cop poo poo vendors because it was cheap. Chuds don't know where I fall. A veteran plate on a Subaru might as well be a pink pistol.
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I Just Wear Oakleys and a High and Tight: a biography
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freeedr posted:I Just Wear Oakleys and a High and Tight: a biography Author: every cop
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Scratch Monkey posted:Assigned Cop at Birth 
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Mods and IKs are all cops.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Mods and IKs are all cops. IKs are more like meter maids. No real power but loving annoying
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Robobot posted:Everything was padded....it's not like he hit the wall at light speed or something either. I get the feeling that dude was the kid that would always find ways to get hurt at recess. Spranged ankle getting off a swing, broken wrist falling off the monkey bars, bloody nose from walking into a tetherball pole. We all knew one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovfM7dvFto0
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 When You want to pretend to be remorseful for murdering yet another black person (it didn’t work, he was convicted) he only got six years for murder though 
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I missed the first part of the gender reveal, and thought maybe the joke was that the blue and pink shirt wearing people both had to jump over the fence, and whoever succeeded was the actual gender. And that Tacticool Timmy biffing it was the joke.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Assigned Cop at Birth 
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LET'S GO BRENDAN! NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE DEMONRATS~!!!
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There's Russian guys doing that sort of poo poo off spans and high-rise buildings. I wonder how many of them don't get around to posting due to crumbling infrastructure
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I went from "drat this girl is obnoxious" to "this girl freakin' owns lol" soooo fast. Good on the boys too for being good sports and respecting game.
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Y'all were hoping for a bowling ball to hit him because I know I was.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:LET'S GO BRENDAN! NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE DEMONRATS~!!!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:LET'S GO BRENDAN! NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE DEMONRATS~!!! OK, I've been studying this pic for a while now and still can't find the balls. They're not reflected in the windows or sunnies. Invisible balls or something idk?
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Robobot posted:Fair enough, have a bunch of drunk people falling down: Gotta post my favorite 
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Inceltown posted:OK, I've been studying this pic for a while now and still can't find the balls. They're not reflected in the windows or sunnies. Invisible balls or something idk? They're usually on his chin
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Pennywise the Frown posted:LET'S GO BRENDAN! NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE DEMONRATS~!!! It's the patch hat. I have one too. But the patch on mine is a dragon burning weed, not an org known for affiliation with veterans.  It was originally a DEA patch before a goon got to the design. My balls are approximately 8 inches out of frame. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Aug 19, 2022 |
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limp_cheese posted:Gotta post my favorite I love that gif too. I like to imagine that it's like 2pm on a Tuesday afternoon and they've been there since the place opened at 10am.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:It's the patch hat. How big are you balls in frame?
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:It's the patch hat. I like it a lot! content... https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FewHairyDassie-mobile.mp4
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If you're going to pay that much in delivery fees you might as well get something better than Subway.Dragonstoned posted:I like it a lot! Thanks! The goon made a limited run, I got two. That's the clean one. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Aug 19, 2022 |
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:What else is in iowa Pigs
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Splicer posted:I'm not saying you look exactly like your avatar... I literally changed my shirt today because I got a stain on it lol. quick edit: oh I guess it's sweat on Penny Spurdo's shirt. Son of Thunderbeast posted:They're usually on his chin Trust me, this ^^^ dude knows what's up. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Aug 19, 2022 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:lol, they've been showing this like every 15 minutes on my local news (MKE). The anchors keep saying "has he never been on a slide before?" and stuff like that lol. https://twitter.com/gatodejazz/status/1560129801817427968?s=20&t=CsyMwFbIwiSSTZL1Ug15Jw
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The Milwaukee slide of doom really hates visiting team reporters. https://twitter.com/i/status/1557437193932652544
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Robobot posted:Fair enough, have a bunch of drunk people falling down: Anyone have that picture of the drunk guy riding/crashing his bike down a very steep escalator? It was some goon's tour guide in Ukraine or something like that who was trying to show off for the tour group. The picture was snapped at the absolute perfect point of time where you could see just how drunk he was and how he had realized his stupidity but it was too late. It is from literally decades ago, before we all had cameras on our phones
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Grape posted:I went from "drat this girl is obnoxious" to "this girl freakin' owns lol" soooo fast. Good on the boys too for being good sports and respecting game. turns out, she's an 8!
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Ninurta posted:The Milwaukee slide of doom really hates visiting team reporters. Seems like the easiest fix would be to extend the padded stop about 10 feet back.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Seems like the easiest fix would be to extend the padded stop about 10 feet back. It's Wisconsin they should just have a giant bucket of cheese curds to land in
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