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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
event horizon

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Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
How about Event Her-izon, and it's just for the ladies

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

How about Event Her-izon, and it's just for the ladies

Where we're going, we won't need guys ;-*

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

How about Event Her-izon, and it's just for the ladies

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

How about Event Her-izon, and it's just for the ladies

Where we're going we won't need dicks to pee.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

DrPossum posted:

event horizon

I dunno about the gritty reboot thing but thanks for reminding me to re-watch this awesome movie

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

How about Event Her-izon, and it's just for the ladies

That's fine as long as it's gritty

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Devils Affricate posted:

Where we're going, we won't need guys ;-*

Close the goddamned thread

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Devils Affricate posted:

Where we're going, we won't need guys ;-*

wow

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm waiting on the gritty reboot of 9/11

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Devils Affricate posted:

Where we're going, we won't need guys ;-*

It would be more impressive if you didn't need guys in a world where it was natural for men to be the dominant gender instead of running away to a bubble reality where the natural laws are different and say women are the dominant gender.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Who What Now posted:

I'm waiting on the gritty reboot of 9/11

:gritin: we flying to new york

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yaldabaoth posted:

It would be more impressive if you didn't need guys in a world where it was natural for men to be the dominant gender instead of running away to a bubble reality where the natural laws are different and say women are the dominant gender.

Pushing that gimmick hard this morning

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Big Beef City posted:

Pushing that gimmick hard this morning

The great white shark is the most dangerous predator in the sea but the moment it comes on land, it just ups and dies.

Be the shark who can hunt and kill on land.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Yaldabaoth posted:

The great white shark is the most dangerous predator in the sea but the moment it comes on land, it just ups and dies.

Be the shark who can hunt and kill on land.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_NS2H55dxI&t=119s

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

How about Event Her-izon, and it's just for the ladies

Devils Affricate posted:

Where we're going, we won't need guys ;-*

I appreciate this greatly.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Devils Affricate posted:

Where we're going, we won't need guys ;-*

:discourse:

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
Save yourself... from patriarchy

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Devils Affricate posted:

Where we're going, we won't need guys ;-*

:eyepop:

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Devils Affricate posted:

Where we're going, we won't need guys ;-*

Lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm waiting for the gritty reboot of the Mario Brothers.

Just a couple drug addict plumbers getting high on mushrooms all the time.

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer

McGavin posted:

Where we're going we won't need dicks to pee.

I just wanted to shout out this valiant effort that had the misfortune to come immediately after a grand slam

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Devils Affricate posted:

Where we're going, we won't need guys ;-* to pee

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I want a gritty reboot of Reboot.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Reboot but it's internet of 2022 so it's all weird porn, nazis and crypto

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm waiting for the gritty reboot of the Mario Brothers.

Just a couple drug addict plumbers getting high on mushrooms all the time.

I have good news for you.




Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

BluesShaman posted:

I have good news for you.




Wait is that Donald Trump

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wait is that Donald Trump

It was before Ivanka made him shave the mustache

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

LuckyCat posted:

I want a gritty reboot of Reboot.

that kinda happened in the show when the kid travelled through time or whatever and became an adult with an eyepatch and a five o'clock shadow

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm currently hitting the griddy for Ukraine

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

2kraine 2furious

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler

[aw poo poo, he died. :(]

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
A gritty reboot of Arthur would be pretty great

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Alf

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Lazy Town

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Aladdin could use a gritty remake

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

He shows up to the princess's parapet with no arms


I can still show you the world

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

YeahTubaMike posted:

A gritty reboot of Arthur would be pretty great

It's the present day and all of Arthur's horrible fantasies about the bad future have come true.

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Jun 17, 2019




Clifford

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