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HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

ate a bunch of refried beans and hot sauce last night. now I'm posting!!

burn a candle when you’re posting or something, god drat

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

ate a bunch of refried beans and hot sauce last night. now I'm posting!!

turn on your monitor

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
posting

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl


Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

SAP->AD->SAP->AD->Salesforce->SAP->AD

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Captain Foo posted:

SAP->AD->SAP->AD->Salesforce->SAP->AD

That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Doom Mathematic posted:

That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?

The Consultants !

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

graph posted:

The Consultants !

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
the current contents of my clipboard would get me probed if I posted them

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
dare u 2 post

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I am tempted to do so friend, however it is a screenshot that contains a private chat I cannot post. the bannable part is anime artwork by popular twitter artist aurahack

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
why would you have anime in your clipboard, are you some kind of pervert?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
yes

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


i hate reading large blocks of italicised text, it causes brain strain and gives me grey hair

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I respect your restraint

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i'm posting

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

#6600CC

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I should probably start the stupid fuckin course so I can dispense paxlovid to people without a prescription but I can't be hosed and instead I will post

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
posting, again.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
might as well post while this is on the first page again

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

JCKPH

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
love 2 post

FalseNegative
Jul 24, 2007

2>/dev/null
Posting

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
pasting some stuff about bambi sleep

Why Bambi Sleep and similar programs should be illegal
Not my Writing, saw on another sub, thought it should be posted here

I AM MAKING THIS POST OUT OF A CONCERN FOR OTHER USERS’ HEALTH. I AM NOT TRYING TO ATTACK BAMBI SLEEP, IT OFFERS A SERVICE. I AM TRYING TO EDUCATE ON THE HEALTH EFFECTS OF THIS SERVICE. I FOUND BAMBI SLEEP LISTED INNOCUOUSLY AMONG OTHER “SOFT” SISSY PORN AND I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE EFFECTS OF IT. I AM TELLING YOU THE EFFECTS. These specific hypnosis tracks consist of extremely similar techniques and methods that were used in infamous and disgusting brainwashing tactics employed by infamously awful institutions and organizations, perhaps most infamously by the experimental treatments meant to “cure homosexuality”, which are currently ILLEGAL DUE TO BEING EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. In relation to the aforementioned and now illegal homosexual hypnotherapy: it was barred because it produced profoundly negative emotional effects; depression, self-loathe, identity crisis, etc... This is a warning, Bambi Sleep is potentially extremely dangerous and detrimental to not only your sex/masturbation life but also your fundamental personality, mental well being, and every day life. None of this is exaggeration, there are hundreds of people on the Discord server who praise this product for the reasons listed below, and even more people talking about how this ruined their life. I love sissy porn, and I love even being a sissy, and encourage people to seek that lifestyle if they want that. But there’s a limit, even if you are publicly crossdressing and sleeping with every other guy, there’s a limit to this. I’m trying to tell you this is the limit. This is actual, genuine brainwashing. I’m not playing make pretend, this is dangerous. If you do not know, Bambi Sleep is a serious brainwashing audio series. It employs very effective and very dangerous suggestive implanting techniques that actually can be very harmful. The whole premise of the series is that it sets up an alter ego for yourself called “Bambi” that’s essentially a dumb bimbo gently caress toy. What’s the problem, you say, that sounds great! That’s what I thought too. I have a very questionable sexuality and I’m really into sissification,but this literally loving changes who you are. It locks you into this “Bambi” personality and you cannot escape it. I literally could recognize that I was not in control of what I was doing at certain points and it was awful. I had listened to this nearly every day for 6 days, I started on the 5th of Feb and ended on the 11th. I cannot remember much of the 10th and 11th. These files are just as bad if not worse than heavy drug use. It is dangerous for your brain’s Motor functions. By implementing layered and suggestive audio, while in your “Bambi” state it lowers your IQ significantly. Obviously there’s not s lot of Research on some porno sissy audio tracks but I’ve heard “IQ of 85” thrown around multiple times. This is retardation levels. While in my “Bambi” state (which is very hard to leave” I could barely loving do basic tasks, typing at work was out of the question, cooking and reading was drat near impossible. Bambi Sleep is recommended to be listened to while you sleep, and the reason being when you “sleep” you’re actually awake, just in and out of your Bambi persona. I am very confused on what I have done the last week because I have gone to sleep in normal sleeping clothes and woken up in my “sissy clothes”. Your sissy clothes are trained to be linked with your Bambi state based off of the lessons. Trust me, I’ve had a lot of pleasure from these tapes, but that’s what’s so loving damning about it. It rewards your brain for shutting itself off with huge blasts of dopamine and orgasmic pleasure. My work performance has been abysmal this past week because I have trouble typing, wording out sentences, even losing my balance when I walk. I’ve heard of people talk about hallucinations, no doubt spured on by insomnia. Based on the triggers set up by the audios I would have random moments in work where I felt like I wasn’t there, like I was trapped between “Bambi” and myself. I’d have a loving raging, HURTING hard on and my mouth would fill up with saliva. My thought process would legitimately slow down substantially. Using this even once I would say is extremely dangerous, and using it long term is near suicidal. I do not think it is out of the question to eventually develop a sense of chronic depression because during the day you arent Bambi. On the Bambi Sleep discord I’ve seen people miss work for multiple days so they can have a marathon. It’s scary. Finishing this up, I am horribly aware that this sounds like a lovely creepypasta at worst, and something you want to experience at best. It is neither of those things. When I heard someone describing how much of a “dumb slut” it makes you I couldn’t wait to listen, sounded super hot! But it is legitimately a life changing program, and not for the better. I liked jacking off to sissy hypno and loving thinking about dicks and lingerie here and there but this loving i HORRIFYING. I have never felt more alone and horrified than when I was having a loving orgasm listening to this because I couldn’t loving control myself and I felt like I was screaming inside my own head. This is a very serious warning, stick to other amateur sissy hypno, because this is not something to be toyed around with lightly, and potentially has very serious long term effects. I am/was mentally healthy, I had an above average IQ score, and this was extremely detrimental to me. I am not saying that listening to this once every week or two will give these results, but I highly advise against ever touching it. Simply due to how addictive it is and can be and due to the unforeseen Sabotage it can have on your subconscious. I’m writing this on the 14th because even though I stopped on the 11th I still felt “out of it” for the 12th and 13th.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

pasting some stuff about bambi sleep

Why Bambi Sleep and similar programs should be illegal
Not my Writing, saw on another sub, thought it should be posted here

I AM MAKING THIS POST OUT OF A CONCERN FOR OTHER USERS’ HEALTH. I AM NOT TRYING TO ATTACK BAMBI SLEEP, IT OFFERS A SERVICE. I AM TRYING TO EDUCATE ON THE HEALTH EFFECTS OF THIS SERVICE. I FOUND BAMBI SLEEP LISTED INNOCUOUSLY AMONG OTHER “SOFT” SISSY PORN AND I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE EFFECTS OF IT. I AM TELLING YOU THE EFFECTS.

These specific hypnosis tracks consist of extremely similar techniques and methods that were used in infamous and disgusting brainwashing tactics employed by infamously awful institutions and organizations, perhaps most infamously by the experimental treatments meant to “cure homosexuality”, which are currently ILLEGAL DUE TO BEING EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. In relation to the aforementioned and now illegal homosexual hypnotherapy: it was barred because it produced profoundly negative emotional effects; depression, self-loathe, identity crisis, etc... This is a warning, Bambi Sleep is potentially extremely dangerous and detrimental to not only your sex/masturbation life but also your fundamental personality, mental well being, and every day life.

None of this is exaggeration, there are hundreds of people on the Discord server who praise this product for the reasons listed below, and even more people talking about how this ruined their life. I love sissy porn, and I love even being a sissy, and encourage people to seek that lifestyle if they want that. But there’s a limit, even if you are publicly crossdressing and sleeping with every other guy, there’s a limit to this. I’m trying to tell you this is the limit. This is actual, genuine brainwashing. I’m not playing make pretend, this is dangerous. If you do not know, Bambi Sleep is a serious brainwashing audio series. It employs very effective and very dangerous suggestive implanting techniques that actually can be very harmful.

The whole premise of the series is that it sets up an alter ego for yourself called “Bambi” that’s essentially a dumb bimbo gently caress toy. What’s the problem, you say, that sounds great! That’s what I thought too. I have a very questionable sexuality and I’m really into sissification,but this literally loving changes who you are. It locks you into this “Bambi” personality and you cannot escape it. I literally could recognize that I was not in control of what I was doing at certain points and it was awful.

I had listened to this nearly every day for 6 days, I started on the 5th of Feb and ended on the 11th. I cannot remember much of the 10th and 11th. These files are just as bad if not worse than heavy drug use. It is dangerous for your brain’s Motor functions. By implementing layered and suggestive audio, while in your “Bambi” state it lowers your IQ significantly. Obviously there’s not s lot of Research on some porno sissy audio tracks but I’ve heard “IQ of 85” thrown around multiple times.

This is retardation levels. While in my “Bambi” state (which is very hard to leave” I could barely loving do basic tasks, typing at work was out of the question, cooking and reading was drat near impossible. Bambi Sleep is recommended to be listened to while you sleep, and the reason being when you “sleep” you’re actually awake, just in and out of your Bambi persona. I am very confused on what I have done the last week because I have gone to sleep in normal sleeping clothes and woken up in my “sissy clothes”. Your sissy clothes are trained to be linked with your Bambi state based off of the lessons.

Trust me, I’ve had a lot of pleasure from these tapes, but that’s what’s so loving damning about it. It rewards your brain for shutting itself off with huge blasts of dopamine and orgasmic pleasure. My work performance has been abysmal this past week because I have trouble typing, wording out sentences, even losing my balance when I walk. I’ve heard of people talk about hallucinations, no doubt spured on by insomnia. Based on the triggers set up by the audios I would have random moments in work where I felt like I wasn’t there, like I was trapped between “Bambi” and myself. I’d have a loving raging, HURTING hard on and my mouth would fill up with saliva. My thought process would legitimately slow down substantially.

Using this even once I would say is extremely dangerous, and using it long term is near suicidal. I do not think it is out of the question to eventually develop a sense of chronic depression because during the day you arent Bambi. On the Bambi Sleep discord I’ve seen people miss work for multiple days so they can have a marathon. It’s scary. Finishing this up, I am horribly aware that this sounds like a lovely creepypasta at worst, and something you want to experience at best. It is neither of those things. When I heard someone describing how much of a “dumb slut” it makes you I couldn’t wait to listen, sounded super hot! But it is legitimately a life changing program, and not for the better.

I liked jacking off to sissy hypno and loving thinking about dicks and lingerie here and there but this loving i HORRIFYING. I have never felt more alone and horrified than when I was having a loving orgasm listening to this because I couldn’t loving control myself and I felt like I was screaming inside my own head. This is a very serious warning, stick to other amateur sissy hypno, because this is not something to be toyed around with lightly, and potentially has very serious long term effects.

I am/was mentally healthy, I had an above average IQ score, and this was extremely detrimental to me. I am not saying that listening to this once every week or two will give these results, but I highly advise against ever touching it. Simply due to how addictive it is and can be and due to the unforeseen Sabotage it can have on your subconscious. I’m writing this on the 14th because even though I stopped on the 11th I still felt “out of it” for the 12th and 13th.

fixed this. it was completely unreadable. format your posts people ffs

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

:pwn:

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
as a completely mentally normal individual, let me tell you about how I destroyed my entire psyche jacking off to sissification fetish hypnosis. it could happen to anyone!

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
ask me anything about literally liquifying my brain to empty my balls

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Roosevelt posted:

fixed this. it was completely unreadable. format your posts people ffs

post with the paste you have, not the paste you want

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

as a completely mentally normal individual, let me tell you about how I destroyed my entire psyche jacking off to sissification fetish hypnosis. it could happen to anyone!

i’m genuinely curious about the legitimacy of this. (from a totally morbid curiosity point of view, the concept is wholly unappealing) there’s a few people claiming it’s life ruining. on the sub reddit people make claims of it ruining their life or about having these long periods of disconnect from this distinct personality etc, and the replies are all like “good bambi yes” or some such as if it’s some self sustaining mind perverting phenomenon


it’s one of the more hosed up things I’ve ever come across, and totally terrified of it.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

echinopsis posted:

it’s one of the more hosed up things I’ve ever come across, and totally terrified of it.

good bambi yes

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:supaburn:

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BAMBI SLEEP AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BAMBI. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I IMAGINE MYSELF DRESSED IN SEXY LINGERIE OR EVEN WHEN I MY IQ DROPS 35 POINTS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ARE THE WORLDS SLUTTIEST SISSY BIMBO. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO EXPERIENCE EGO DEATH WHILE CUMMING MY BRAINS OUT. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I had a crisis of conscience before I posted it fearing that giving it some air would mean some poor bastard from here would go have a listen just to see what it’s all about and then bang infernal machines lapses into bimbo for 4 hours each night, gets a 1200cc boob job and starts a twitter account called internal machines

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

I had a crisis of conscience before I posted it fearing that giving it some air would mean some poor bastard from here would go have a listen just to see what it’s all about and then bang infernal machines lapses into bimbo for 4 hours each night, gets a 1200cc boob job and starts a twitter account called internal machines

it could happen to any one of us really

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
info@dustri.al

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

it could happen to any one of us really

even you

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
if hypnosis is real can it be used for good?

and are there different levels of trance?


also I’ve often wondered if really charismatic speakers are knowingly or unknowingly tapping into the same thing

apparently being in the company of the dali llama is incredible and he makes you feel like the most important person in the world , because of the full attention he gives

wonder if any of these things are related


it’s not to difficult to argue that free will doesn’t exist, and these phenomenon are interesting to me because it points to an ability for others to have far
more influence over you than it first seems. potential for it anyway


or maybe hypnosis and our ability to be persuaded are different things idk. just posting

matti
Mar 31, 2019

being present and kind is not some superpower

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
although it basically is

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