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What is so appealing to men about a cat fight?
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Aug 24, 2022 01:35
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Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.
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Aug 24, 2022 03:40
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Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!
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Aug 24, 2022 08:23
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You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people?
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Aug 24, 2022 08:32
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Bird in a Blender posted:What is so appealing to men about a cat fight? Woof!
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Aug 24, 2022 14:22
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Woof woof, not bang bang.
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Aug 24, 2022 15:19
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Look, honey, I know you're trying to get Lloyd to notice you, but this is too much.
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Aug 24, 2022 16:31
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"Boy, you're a lot of woman!"
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Aug 24, 2022 17:23
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She had man-hands.
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Aug 24, 2022 17:41
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My wife has an inner ear infection
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Aug 25, 2022 04:22
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Ungratek posted:My wife has an inner ear infection Can't get rid of it. Maybe it leaked inside my brain.
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Aug 25, 2022 04:40
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Sash! posted:Can't get rid of it. Maybe it leaked inside my brain. You've got three pints of potee in you, buddy!
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Aug 25, 2022 06:12
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potee posted:You've got three pints of potee in you, buddy! I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something, perhaps… from above.
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Aug 26, 2022 01:39
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THE AIR CONDITIONER!! 
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Aug 26, 2022 23:20
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This is going to be a shame.
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Aug 27, 2022 01:11
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I just found
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Aug 27, 2022 16:25
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I was spotting those raccoons.
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Aug 27, 2022 17:05
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Palmtree Panic posted:I was spotting those raccoons. Those were MAILBOXES you idiot! I didn't have the heart to tell ya!
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Aug 28, 2022 04:40
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Oh it's got cachet baby!
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Aug 30, 2022 12:41
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Papier-mâché hats? What if it rains?
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Aug 30, 2022 17:39
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The truth, you want the truth? It is your earrings It is the chopsticks but it's so much more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name. You called my doorman, Sammy, Samuel. But you didn't even say Samuel! You went Sam- U-EL! Papie-eh Mach-eh! What is Papie-eh Mach-eh?
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Aug 30, 2022 19:28
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Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony.
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Aug 30, 2022 19:42
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You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding? We taking the armoire and that's all there is to it. Okay?
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Aug 30, 2022 19:47
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Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?
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Aug 30, 2022 20:59
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Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape?
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Aug 31, 2022 01:35
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PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS!
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Aug 31, 2022 19:41
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The very pants I was returning
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Aug 31, 2022 21:42
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Why don't you just turn it inside out?
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Sep 1, 2022 00:16
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Squinch your hips in!
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Sep 1, 2022 02:52
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No, that's my only suit. It cost me 350 dollars. I got it at Moe Ginsburg!
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Sep 1, 2022 03:05
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Bird in a Blender posted:No, that's my only suit. It cost me 350 dollars. I got it at Moe Ginsburg! By the way, you can take off those boots. Everyone knows you're five-six.
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Sep 1, 2022 03:08
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But these were the only really cool ones like this! Don't you see how everybody likes them and how everybody talks about them?
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Sep 1, 2022 03:12
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Bird in a Blender posted:No, that's my only suit. It cost me 350 dollars. I got it at Moe Ginsburg! I'm Gladys Mayo.
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Sep 1, 2022 14:38
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He's probably the man who's sleeping with your wife.
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Sep 1, 2022 15:10
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Potee, his wife is in a coma.
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Sep 1, 2022 15:37
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He’s got my vacuum cleaner! You know I loaned it to him and he never returned it. The carpets are filthy! What am I going to do?
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Sep 1, 2022 15:59
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I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning.
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Sep 1, 2022 17:00
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The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing.
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Him you brainwashed!?
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