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Cacafuego posted:This has to be for the guys that are still too toxic for relationships that even after being rich they’re still having to resort to this to be able to start a relationship. One of the guys in the article is actually a married father of three. He just has this notion that tall guys have it easier. I don’t even think he’s completely wrong about that. But putting a surgical torture device in your bones to rectify that inequity is.. something.
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Stretching 3 - 6 inches? I thought the average was 1 - 2. This is unsettling.
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Such Fun posted:One of the guys in the article is actually a married father of three. He just has this notion that tall guys have it easier. dudes could just go to therapy for their body dysmorphia instead, probably a lot cheaper.
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Henchman of Santa posted:https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1570116439302090752?s=20&t=QC1nf5deWOUn-d7Hb40RLQ OK Charles.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/chrisgayomali/status/1570384974955560960?s=46&t=lQlqDu5fZ81Y1pv67Dk4lQ See, you gotta add the 3-6 inches to your tib/fib so your legs have the proportions of a Gundam 
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My legs are too long for most pants. It sucks. Plenty of Talls here can corroborate. Clothing companies seem to think everyone tall is also fat, so even when you find long pants they usually have a massive waist. I don’t know where that idea comes from. I have never been overweight or underweight, so I order pants online. Three to six inches of extra inseam is more curse than blessing.
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Such Fun posted:Adding six inches to only your femurs, that’s gotta look real janky, right? The process involved repeatedly breaking your legs so... yes.
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Cacafuego posted:This has to be for the guys that are still too toxic for relationships that even after being rich they’re still having to resort to this to be able to start a relationship. Yep. This guy wasn't even short, 5'10" is average height.   Now he has the confidence to wear velour track suits! He looks happy though, I hope he's happy. I had a lot of orthopedic surgery for club feet as a kid, and that would be a terrible thing to go through as an adult.    Dang. Spending a year on crutches for 3-6 inches.
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freeedr posted:My legs are too long for most pants. It sucks. Plenty of Talls here can corroborate. It really helps to have a decent tailor, or do it yourself, or be roommates with someone in fashion school (miss those days). There are so many people who can not just buy off the rack and have a great fit. For me it seems either my arms need to be a bit longer or my shoulders need to be bigger because sleeves tend to go past my wrist.
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freeedr posted:My legs are too long for most pants. It sucks. Plenty of Talls here can corroborate.
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Cacafuego posted:This has to be for the guys that are still too toxic for relationships that even after being rich they’re still having to resort to this to be able to start a relationship. But enough about Frieza.
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drat those leg extensions give me some "alien infiltrator in a human skinsuit" vibes like the Thin Men from XCOM
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Look at these losers paying to become hosed up stork men when you could extend every part of your body and become truly irresistible for free just by climbing into your hole over at Amigara Fault!
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Look at these losers paying to become hosed up stork men when you could extend every part of your body and become truly irresistible for free just by climbing into your hole over at Amigara Fault! They're also hosed when they find their hole as it WAS made for them but now they don't fit. Holeless losers.
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zedprime posted:https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/player-at-st-louis-chess-cup-accused-of-using-anal-beads-to-cheat-38449269 “Magnus” is an anagram of “GM Anus”. 
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Every time I heard about leg lengthening, I'm reminded of the  Jezebel story, Stories About My Brother. It's an all-around horrific story, probably worse than you can ever imagine.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Every time I heard about leg lengthening, I'm reminded of the oh god i read that when it came out
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:oh god i read that when it came out What's the short version?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:What's the short version? The article is written by his sister and is mostly about how they grew apart and is really good but also obviously really sad.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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That Fr*nch billionaire who died due to penis enhancement complications should have gotten someone to write a sad article about him.
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butt dickus posted:when i got a new job i went clothes shopping and i went to a "big and tall" store which i always thought meant "big or tall" but was named as such due to a presumed ignorance of boolean logic by consumers. when i went inside, i was greeted and asked if i was shopping for myself, and was informed it should really be named the "big ∧ tall ∨ big ∧ ¬tall" store thats just a "big" store
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I’m a cis woman, so the male gotta-be-tall complex has never been a thing for me, but I have a long torso and short legs at 5’4. If I lad lots of money and the ability to take a year off physical work, I’d think about it. I’m a bit sensitive about my stumpy little dwarven proportions.
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Splicer posted:He's saying you should do the adult thing and engage in a red queen's race of continually trying to performatively work yourself to death harder than the other employees out of fear of being fired and dying of homelessness. Hmmm. They did this in Japan and it's the main cause of their population crash, lol
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Platystemon posted:That Fr*nch billionaire who died due to penis enhancement complications should have gotten someone to write a sad article about him. Excuse me?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Excuse me? https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-billionaire-ehud-arye-laniado-died-during-a-penis-enlargement
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Captain Monkey posted:https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-billionaire-ehud-arye-laniado-died-during-a-penis-enlargement No, no - why is French censored. Well, I know that many of them SHOULD...
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Samovar posted:No, no - why is French censored. Yes. Thank you. Seriously what the hell?
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Found the Fr*nch person 
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Phy posted:See, you gotta add the 3-6 inches to your tib/fib so your legs have the proportions of a Gundam What's with all the coke cans?
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I was going to ask about the waffle irons.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:What's with all the coke cans? Lady Disdain posted:I was going to ask about the waffle irons.
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Samovar posted:No, no - why is French censored. I forgot that I wasn’t in Cinema Disco.
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No no it's fr*g you're not allowed to say in CD
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Well as long as we're able to freely disparage the homosexy all is well and good. That's what's important in a free society
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Milo and POTUS posted:No no it's fr*g you're not allowed to say in CD What if you're talking about Fr*g Thor?
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Platystemon posted:That Fr*nch billionaire who died due to penis enhancement complications should have gotten someone to write a sad article about him. Jacques Offed: Huge Prick in Search of Big Dong Felled by Doctor's Massive Boner
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Every time I heard about leg lengthening, I'm reminded of the I really like that Jezebel served me a NASCAR ad, like there has to be like 3 people max in middle of that venn diagram.
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